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[bobbyshinton 59]

How can you spot the Irish guy in the hospital?

He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

 

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him Sum Ting Wong

 

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?

A Mechanic.

 

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

 

Definition of a nice Greek Boy:

A boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her brother.

 

What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?

Men miss them all.

 

Why aren't there any Scousers on Star Trek?

Because they're not going to work in the future either.

 

 

[manc-mag 1]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

[Guest alex]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

[manc-mag 1]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

[Guest alex]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

See the Has the Nasty Swearing Man Gone Yet? Thread

Have you the Illiad or the Odyssey btw? I keep meaning to give one a go on holiday one year?

Edited January 23, 2007 by alex

[manc-mag 1]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

See the Has the Nasty Swearing Man Gone Yet? Thread

Have you the Illiad or the Odyssey btw? I keep meaning to give one a go on holiday one year?

 

 

"Bumraider!"

 

PS give the Iliad a whirl at some point, of the two.

[Guest alex]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

See the Has the Nasty Swearing Man Gone Yet? Thread

Have you the Illiad or the Odyssey btw? I keep meaning to give one a go on holiday one year?

 

 

"Bumraider!"

 

PS give the Iliad a whirl at some point, of the two.

 

And cheers.

[bobbyshinton 59]

cheers lads longest thread I've had with smeeagain

[manc-mag 1]

cheers lads longest thread I've had with smeeagain

 

[Guest Patrokles]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

See the Has the Nasty Swearing Man Gone Yet? Thread

Have you the Illiad or the Odyssey btw? I keep meaning to give one a go on holiday one year?

 

 

"Bumraider!"

 

PS give the Iliad a whirl at some point, of the two.

 

And cheers.

 

Depends what you're after. Iliad is blood and gore, multiple heroes, epic battles (basically one big epic battle). Odyssey is the epic voyage of one man. More touching than the Iliad. Iliad has more implicit gay sex. The Aeneid's Dido/Aeneas sub-plot is pretty good.

[Guest alex]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

See the Has the Nasty Swearing Man Gone Yet? Thread

Have you the Illiad or the Odyssey btw? I keep meaning to give one a go on holiday one year?

 

 

"Bumraider!"

 

PS give the Iliad a whirl at some point, of the two.

 

And cheers.

 

Depends what you're after. Iliad is blood and gore, multiple heroes, epic battles (basically one big epic battle). Odyssey is the epic voyage of one man. More touching than the Iliad. Iliad has more implicit gay sex. The Aeneid's Dido/Aeneas sub-plot is pretty good.

I know what they're about

[Guest Patrokles]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

See the Has the Nasty Swearing Man Gone Yet? Thread

Have you the Illiad or the Odyssey btw? I keep meaning to give one a go on holiday one year?

 

 

"Bumraider!"

 

PS give the Iliad a whirl at some point, of the two.

 

And cheers.

 

Depends what you're after. Iliad is blood and gore, multiple heroes, epic battles (basically one big epic battle). Odyssey is the epic voyage of one man. More touching than the Iliad. Iliad has more implicit gay sex. The Aeneid's Dido/Aeneas sub-plot is pretty good.

I know what they're about

 

Then you shouldn't need to ask which one to read.

[Guest alex]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

See the Has the Nasty Swearing Man Gone Yet? Thread

Have you the Illiad or the Odyssey btw? I keep meaning to give one a go on holiday one year?

 

 

"Bumraider!"

 

PS give the Iliad a whirl at some point, of the two.

 

And cheers.

 

Depends what you're after. Iliad is blood and gore, multiple heroes, epic battles (basically one big epic battle). Odyssey is the epic voyage of one man. More touching than the Iliad. Iliad has more implicit gay sex. The Aeneid's Dido/Aeneas sub-plot is pretty good.

I know what they're about

 

Then you shouldn't need to ask which one to read.

"Is this book worth reading?"

"It's about the epic voyage of one man."

"Is it worth reading though?"

"It's about the epic voyage of one man."

"OK, sorry I asked"

"No problem, it's about the epic voyage of one man."

 

[Guest Patrokles]

Why are the Greeks gay then? Is it just because of references in early classical literature and it's stuck?

Greek style sex is up the Gary Glitter (Toonraider told me ). But aye, it relates to classical literature. Not that I've read any.

 

Is toonraider always taking it up the shitter like?

 

I've read plenty of the classics and the last thing I want to imagine when I do is Rick Parfitt dishing out brown wings to all and sundry.

See the Has the Nasty Swearing Man Gone Yet? Thread

Have you the Illiad or the Odyssey btw? I keep meaning to give one a go on holiday one year?

 

 

"Bumraider!"

 

PS give the Iliad a whirl at some point, of the two.

 

And cheers.

 

Depends what you're after. Iliad is blood and gore, multiple heroes, epic battles (basically one big epic battle). Odyssey is the epic voyage of one man. More touching than the Iliad. Iliad has more implicit gay sex. The Aeneid's Dido/Aeneas sub-plot is pretty good.

I know what they're about

 

Then you shouldn't need to ask which one to read.

"Is this book worth reading?"

"It's about the epic voyage of one man."

"Is it worth reading though?"

"It's about the epic voyage of one man."

"OK, sorry I asked"

"No problem, it's about the epic voyage of one man."

 

 

'Which of these should I read?'

'What do you like?'

'I like reading about big fights and spears through heads, as opposed, to say, the voyage of an ageing hero to reclaim his home.'

'Well, then!'

 

Neither are particularly worth reading, if that helps.

[Guest alex]

I already knew what they were about though. The hint was when I made that clear several posts ago. I don't only read one type of book tbh. Not sure what your point is really but I wanted to know which was the better read. Glad that one's cleared up.

[Guest Patrokles]

I already knew what they were about though. The hint was when I made that clear several posts ago. I don't only read one type of book tbh. Not sure what your point is really but I wanted to know which was the better read. Glad that one's cleared up.

 

Easy, tiger. They're just both a very similar quality and style, so from my point of view it was simply a case of which had the subject matter more of interest to you. I SHAN'T BOTHER NEXT TIME.

[Guest alex]

I already knew what they were about though. The hint was when I made that clear several posts ago. I don't only read one type of book tbh. Not sure what your point is really but I wanted to know which was the better read. Glad that one's cleared up.

 

Easy, tiger. They're just both a very similar quality and style, so from my point of view it was simply a case of which had the subject matter more of interest to you. I SHAN'T BOTHER NEXT TIME.

Pax?

[Guest Patrokles]

I already knew what they were about though. The hint was when I made that clear several posts ago. I don't only read one type of book tbh. Not sure what your point is really but I wanted to know which was the better read. Glad that one's cleared up.

 

Easy, tiger. They're just both a very similar quality and style, so from my point of view it was simply a case of which had the subject matter more of interest to you. I SHAN'T BOTHER NEXT TIME.

Pax?

 

Well, okay. Did you get that Rabbit collection?

[Guest alex]

I already knew what they were about though. The hint was when I made that clear several posts ago. I don't only read one type of book tbh. Not sure what your point is really but I wanted to know which was the better read. Glad that one's cleared up.

 

Easy, tiger. They're just both a very similar quality and style, so from my point of view it was simply a case of which had the subject matter more of interest to you. I SHAN'T BOTHER NEXT TIME.

Pax?

 

Well, okay. Did you get that Rabbit collection?

Not yet mate. I've got loads to read but I intend to get it (you can all 4 in one now) as I'm reading loads at the minute. I will though as it reminded me when you mentioned them before that I'd been intending to read some Updike. What's Middlesex like btw? (You can include references to the content if you like ). The Virgin Suicides was really good.

[Guest Patrokles]

I haven't actually read middlesex. The story didn't appeal to me. Possibly there was a case too of being reluctant to read anything more by Eugenides, especially since it had mixed reviews. The same applied to Dave Eggers. I really liked A Heartbreaking Work... but ... Velocity may have been a subsequent let-down. Maybe a slightly peculiar stance.

[Meenzer 15870]

I really enjoyed Middlesex, but it was a right hard slog at times. I can understand the mixed reviews, I'm the only one of my friends who managed to finish the thing.

 

You did well to avoid ...Velocity, it has belatedly <fanboystrop>RUINED</fanboystrop> my enjoyment of his debut.

[Guest Patrokles]

I really enjoyed Middlesex, but it was a right hard slog at times. I can understand the mixed reviews, I'm the only one of my friends who managed to finish the thing.

 

You did well to avoid ...Velocity, it has belatedly <fanboystrop>RUINED</fanboystrop> my enjoyment of his debut.

 

See? I know where it's at.

 

Have you read Adrift in a Vanishing City by Vincent Czyz? You might like that.

[Meenzer 15870]

I really enjoyed Middlesex, but it was a right hard slog at times. I can understand the mixed reviews, I'm the only one of my friends who managed to finish the thing.

 

You did well to avoid ...Velocity, it has belatedly <fanboystrop>RUINED</fanboystrop> my enjoyment of his debut.

 

See? I know where it's at.

 

Have you read Adrift in a Vanishing City by Vincent Czyz? You might like that.

In a word, not yet!

[bobbyshinton 59]

I haven't actually read middlesex. The story didn't appeal to me. Possibly there was a case too of being reluctant to read anything more by Eugenides, especially since it had mixed reviews. The same applied to Dave Eggers. I really liked A Heartbreaking Work... but ... Velocity may have been a subsequent let-down. Maybe a slightly peculiar stance.

 

 

 

The old man feared him and obeyed. Not a word he spoke, but went by the shore of the sounding sea and prayed apart to King Apollo whom lovely Leto had borne. "Hear me," he cried, "O god of the silver bow, that protectest Chryse and holy Cilla and rulest Tenedos with thy might, hear me oh thou of Sminthe. If I have ever decked your temple with garlands, or burned your thigh-bones in fat of bulls or goats, grant my prayer, and let your arrows avenge these my tears upon the Danaans."

 

WTF

[Meenzer 15870]

That's easy for you to say.