What a bunch of absolute c**ts

[GeordieMessiah 2]

So Vic

 

You been banned. So what? Get over it.

 

And stop making other people's lives such a frigging misery.

 

the shame eating away at you is it?

 

See above. I've said all I'm going to about "shame" in this regard.

[Invicta_Toon 0]

So Vic

 

You been banned. So what? Get over it.

 

And stop making other people's lives such a frigging misery.

 

the shame eating away at you is it?

 

See above. I've said all I'm going to about "shame" in this regard.

 

revenge is a dish best served...

 

 

ah fuck it, you're not worth it

 

you're no gemmil tbh

[curry stained pilchard 0]

Vic's been alreet today like. The ban and time here have been like a dose of Soma.

You've spelt Sima wreng...

[Gemmill 46086]

So Vic

 

You been banned. So what? Get over it.

 

And stop making other people's lives such a frigging misery.

 

the shame eating away at you is it?

 

See above. I've said all I'm going to about "shame" in this regard.

 

revenge is a dish best served...

 

 

ah fuck it, you're not worth it

 

you're no gemmil tbh

 

I'm not sure what you meant by that, so have no idea if it's insult or compliment.

[Guest alex]

Vic's been alreet today like. The ban and time here have been like a dose of Soma.

You've spelt Sima wreng...

[Guest alex]

I meant Soma (in the Aldous Huxley sense).

Where did that post go?

Edited January 23, 2007 by alex

[Invicta_Toon 0]

So Vic

 

You been banned. So what? Get over it.

 

And stop making other people's lives such a frigging misery.

 

the shame eating away at you is it?

 

See above. I've said all I'm going to about "shame" in this regard.

 

revenge is a dish best served...

 

 

ah fuck it, you're not worth it

 

you're no gemmil tbh

 

I'm not sure what you meant by that, so have no idea if it's insult or compliment.

 

as always padawan

[ChezGiven 0]

So Vic

 

You been banned. So what? Get over it.

 

And stop making other people's lives such a frigging misery.

 

the shame eating away at you is it?

 

See above. I've said all I'm going to about "shame" in this regard.

 

revenge is a dish best served...

 

 

ah fuck it, you're not worth it

 

you're no gemmil tbh

 

I'm not sure what you meant by that, so have no idea if it's insult or compliment.

 

Compliment.

[The Fish 10972]

Vic pwned alive-alive-oh.

 

I'm unpwnable tbh

 

hence why they must collude to bin me on some jumped up charge. I have yet to obtain your N-O teflon status mind, but I see that as a step too far in sacrificing my principles and integrity

 

 

 

fuck me Vic, you've been banned from a message board, not sent to Sing Sing.

[Guest Patrokles]

Patrokles and Vic should have a fight outside of the Haymarket today at 2pm

 

lucky for him I can't get there by 2pm then

 

I would fuck him up tbh, nancy boy that he is

 

You've done nothing in this thread but reinforce the notion of you as a greasy little oik with little or no social skill. The chances of you being tough enough to even vaguely bruise my dead grandmother are so far remote that they may as well be in one of the countries you spout shit about after you've read the online edition of the guardian.

 

I am more than willing to reassess this judgement of you, if you can provide photographic evidence of how dashing and tough you really are in the 'post your pic' thread. I have a mental image of you that I just can't shake, though. Sitting there in a star trek t-shirt, pasty skinned feeble forearms locked as your wrists and fingers furiously skitter across the keyboard, writing programs, stopping only to post here and giggle at your own brilliance; shortly followed by a furrowing of your spotty brow as you realise that no one appreciates you quite as much as you do yourself. I can see your mouth now, working guppy-like as you try to desperately and- ultimately futilely- comprehend why no one has the smarts to really 'get' you. Perplexed, enraged, you unleash your FURY upon the board, then slink off to drink alone with the music loud, until your room-mate asks you to turn it down, at which point you do, meekly, muttering under your breath about how you'll get her back, one day, one day, when you build the world's greatest robot. It'll be a killing machine, it'll destroy all of your enemies, every last one of them. Once it's done that, it'll be your friend. Your best friend. It'll be programmed to laugh at all of your jokes, to pat you reassuringly- 'you're not boring and stupid, Vic!'- and discuss politics. Sometimes, when the crushing loneliness of being an ugly single male with no charm or worth hits you hardest, you'll dress your robot in a wig and corset, and make it sit on your knee whilst you stroke its polycarbon thigh and your own penis.

[Guest Patrokles]

It's up to the mods what's pornographic. In terms of the workplace, I think employers would consider it pornographic. I wouldn't get sacked for browsing a footy forum, dunno where you work.

 

ask HR if you can see your workplace acceptable internet use policy, I think you'll be surprised

 

If you don't have one, then you can get sacked for doing anything they don't like, so unless you work at the Chron....

 

Actually most employers these days use a filtering tool (such as Websense) on their proxy to ban sites by category. HR will specify that certain categories are excluded (adult, gambling, gaming, violence, propaganda, etc) and then all the IT dept to manage the rest who will tend to manage it so that the bandwidth remains within the limits for legitimate business use.

 

We've recently banned Streaming Media sites (YouTube, etc) and Personal Web Space sites (MySpace, etc) as we were maxing out our bandwidth. That alone reduced our usage by 25%

 

An employer will not sack you for browsing a football forum at work, they'd sack you for not actually doing your job and instead browsing the web. So long as your productivity is there, there's no way they'll discipline someone simply for browsing.

 

Besides the point, more of a reason for not allowing images such as a pair of tits is that children can get access to forums such as this and N-O. Yes there is a disclaimer when you register where you have to state you're at least 13 but there is no procedure to prevent minors not registering. More importantly, most forums have the ability to be read even when you're not registered.

 

Rules are rules mate - you knew before you posted that it contravened those set on N-O so you can't really complain...

 

depends where you work...

 

in my experience, if you work in a big enough place to have a HR dept., productivity will never come into it if you are seen to be breaking the rules. No workplace I know allows you to casually browse during work hours for non-work reasons

 

as for the kids, bollocks to that, they can see worse in the Youtube threads for christsakes, or from The Sun

 

pornographic material is exactly that - pornographic

 

last I heard, N-O was not hosted in the Islamic Republic of Iran, although I guess that's what it would take to stop tards like HTT messing with it

 

and again, all of this is moot, as we now know it was GM who reported it, the image having been there for 8 hours, so obviously not that infringing. As the mods can often be found explaining (when not hiding behind anonymous accounts), they would normally take a lenient stance and probably would have let it slide or at most removed it immediately without a ban, but they have to abide by a 'report' sensitive soul that GM is as we all know. Fuck me when I think of all the reporting I could have done in my time on there, maybe I'll just have to lower myself to their level when I return

 

whichever way you cut it, it's bullshit

 

You're absolutely correct that it's bullshit. Doesn't this make you realise, though, that no one likes you? The charge was jumped-up, sure. It maybe wasn't a bannable offence for most. So it's not a coincidence that you were banned; it's because people were desperate to see you banned because you're a dull as dishwater twat.

[Invicta_Toon 0]

It's up to the mods what's pornographic. In terms of the workplace, I think employers would consider it pornographic. I wouldn't get sacked for browsing a footy forum, dunno where you work.

 

ask HR if you can see your workplace acceptable internet use policy, I think you'll be surprised

 

If you don't have one, then you can get sacked for doing anything they don't like, so unless you work at the Chron....

 

Actually most employers these days use a filtering tool (such as Websense) on their proxy to ban sites by category. HR will specify that certain categories are excluded (adult, gambling, gaming, violence, propaganda, etc) and then all the IT dept to manage the rest who will tend to manage it so that the bandwidth remains within the limits for legitimate business use.

 

We've recently banned Streaming Media sites (YouTube, etc) and Personal Web Space sites (MySpace, etc) as we were maxing out our bandwidth. That alone reduced our usage by 25%

 

An employer will not sack you for browsing a football forum at work, they'd sack you for not actually doing your job and instead browsing the web. So long as your productivity is there, there's no way they'll discipline someone simply for browsing.

 

Besides the point, more of a reason for not allowing images such as a pair of tits is that children can get access to forums such as this and N-O. Yes there is a disclaimer when you register where you have to state you're at least 13 but there is no procedure to prevent minors not registering. More importantly, most forums have the ability to be read even when you're not registered.

 

Rules are rules mate - you knew before you posted that it contravened those set on N-O so you can't really complain...

 

depends where you work...

 

in my experience, if you work in a big enough place to have a HR dept., productivity will never come into it if you are seen to be breaking the rules. No workplace I know allows you to casually browse during work hours for non-work reasons

 

as for the kids, bollocks to that, they can see worse in the Youtube threads for christsakes, or from The Sun

 

pornographic material is exactly that - pornographic

 

last I heard, N-O was not hosted in the Islamic Republic of Iran, although I guess that's what it would take to stop tards like HTT messing with it

 

and again, all of this is moot, as we now know it was GM who reported it, the image having been there for 8 hours, so obviously not that infringing. As the mods can often be found explaining (when not hiding behind anonymous accounts), they would normally take a lenient stance and probably would have let it slide or at most removed it immediately without a ban, but they have to abide by a 'report' sensitive soul that GM is as we all know. Fuck me when I think of all the reporting I could have done in my time on there, maybe I'll just have to lower myself to their level when I return

 

whichever way you cut it, it's bullshit

 

You're absolutely correct that it's bullshit. Doesn't this make you realise, though, that no one likes you? The charge was jumped-up, sure. It maybe wasn't a bannable offence for most. So it's not a coincidence that you were banned; it's because people were desperate to see you banned because you're a dull as dishwater twat.

 

I can see how you would consider yourself somewhat of an expert in that scenario

[Howaythetoon 0]

[Invicta_Toon 0]

Patrokles and Vic should have a fight outside of the Haymarket today at 2pm

 

lucky for him I can't get there by 2pm then

 

I would fuck him up tbh, nancy boy that he is

 

You've done nothing in this thread but reinforce the notion of you as a greasy little oik with little or no social skill. The chances of you being tough enough to even vaguely bruise my dead grandmother are so far remote that they may as well be in one of the countries you spout shit about after you've read the online edition of the guardian.

 

I am more than willing to reassess this judgement of you, if you can provide photographic evidence of how dashing and tough you really are in the 'post your pic' thread. I have a mental image of you that I just can't shake, though. Sitting there in a star trek t-shirt, pasty skinned feeble forearms locked as your wrists and fingers furiously skitter across the keyboard, writing programs, stopping only to post here and giggle at your own brilliance; shortly followed by a furrowing of your spotty brow as you realise that no one appreciates you quite as much as you do yourself. I can see your mouth now, working guppy-like as you try to desperately and- ultimately futilely- comprehend why no one has the smarts to really 'get' you. Perplexed, enraged, you unleash your FURY upon the board, then slink off to drink alone with the music loud, until your room-mate asks you to turn it down, at which point you do, meekly, muttering under your breath about how you'll get her back, one day, one day, when you build the world's greatest robot. It'll be a killing machine, it'll destroy all of your enemies, every last one of them. Once it's done that, it'll be your friend. Your best friend. It'll be programmed to laugh at all of your jokes, to pat you reassuringly- 'you're not boring and stupid, Vic!'- and discuss politics. Sometimes, when the crushing loneliness of being an ugly single male with no charm or worth hits you hardest, you'll dress your robot in a wig and corset, and make it sit on your knee whilst you stroke its polycarbon thigh and your own penis.

 

 

that's a great piece of work, excellent imagery. I was really drawn into the character, moving stuff; I really empathised, especially with the robot. I'd give it 7/10 as an original creative piece.

 

two questions though:

 

1. what's polycarbon?

2. you want to be an English teacher. Do you know what a paragraph is?

[Radgina 1]

Patrokles and Vic should have a fight outside of the Haymarket today at 2pm

 

lucky for him I can't get there by 2pm then

 

I would fuck him up tbh, nancy boy that he is

 

You've done nothing in this thread but reinforce the notion of you as a greasy little oik with little or no social skill. The chances of you being tough enough to even vaguely bruise my dead grandmother are so far remote that they may as well be in one of the countries you spout shit about after you've read the online edition of the guardian.

 

I am more than willing to reassess this judgement of you, if you can provide photographic evidence of how dashing and tough you really are in the 'post your pic' thread. I have a mental image of you that I just can't shake, though. Sitting there in a star trek t-shirt, pasty skinned feeble forearms locked as your wrists and fingers furiously skitter across the keyboard, writing programs, stopping only to post here and giggle at your own brilliance; shortly followed by a furrowing of your spotty brow as you realise that no one appreciates you quite as much as you do yourself. I can see your mouth now, working guppy-like as you try to desperately and- ultimately futilely- comprehend why no one has the smarts to really 'get' you. Perplexed, enraged, you unleash your FURY upon the board, then slink off to drink alone with the music loud, until your room-mate asks you to turn it down, at which point you do, meekly, muttering under your breath about how you'll get her back, one day, one day, when you build the world's greatest robot. It'll be a killing machine, it'll destroy all of your enemies, every last one of them. Once it's done that, it'll be your friend. Your best friend. It'll be programmed to laugh at all of your jokes, to pat you reassuringly- 'you're not boring and stupid, Vic!'- and discuss politics. Sometimes, when the crushing loneliness of being an ugly single male with no charm or worth hits you hardest, you'll dress your robot in a wig and corset, and make it sit on your knee whilst you stroke its polycarbon thigh and your own penis.

 

 

that's a great piece of work, excellent imagery. I was really drawn into the character, moving stuff; I really empathised, especially with the robot. I'd give it 7/10 as an original creative piece.

 

two questions though:

 

1. what's polycarbon?

2. you want to be an English teacher. Do you know what a paragraph is?

 

to both posts

Edited January 23, 2007 by Radgina

[Shearergol 0]

It's up to the mods what's pornographic. In terms of the workplace, I think employers would consider it pornographic. I wouldn't get sacked for browsing a footy forum, dunno where you work.

 

ask HR if you can see your workplace acceptable internet use policy, I think you'll be surprised

 

If you don't have one, then you can get sacked for doing anything they don't like, so unless you work at the Chron....

 

Actually most employers these days use a filtering tool (such as Websense) on their proxy to ban sites by category. HR will specify that certain categories are excluded (adult, gambling, gaming, violence, propaganda, etc) and then all the IT dept to manage the rest who will tend to manage it so that the bandwidth remains within the limits for legitimate business use.

 

We've recently banned Streaming Media sites (YouTube, etc) and Personal Web Space sites (MySpace, etc) as we were maxing out our bandwidth. That alone reduced our usage by 25%

 

An employer will not sack you for browsing a football forum at work, they'd sack you for not actually doing your job and instead browsing the web. So long as your productivity is there, there's no way they'll discipline someone simply for browsing.

 

Besides the point, more of a reason for not allowing images such as a pair of tits is that children can get access to forums such as this and N-O. Yes there is a disclaimer when you register where you have to state you're at least 13 but there is no procedure to prevent minors not registering. More importantly, most forums have the ability to be read even when you're not registered.

 

Rules are rules mate - you knew before you posted that it contravened those set on N-O so you can't really complain...

 

 

BORING

[Guest Patrokles]

Patrokles and Vic should have a fight outside of the Haymarket today at 2pm

 

lucky for him I can't get there by 2pm then

 

I would fuck him up tbh, nancy boy that he is

 

You've done nothing in this thread but reinforce the notion of you as a greasy little oik with little or no social skill. The chances of you being tough enough to even vaguely bruise my dead grandmother are so far remote that they may as well be in one of the countries you spout shit about after you've read the online edition of the guardian.

 

I am more than willing to reassess this judgement of you, if you can provide photographic evidence of how dashing and tough you really are in the 'post your pic' thread. I have a mental image of you that I just can't shake, though. Sitting there in a star trek t-shirt, pasty skinned feeble forearms locked as your wrists and fingers furiously skitter across the keyboard, writing programs, stopping only to post here and giggle at your own brilliance; shortly followed by a furrowing of your spotty brow as you realise that no one appreciates you quite as much as you do yourself. I can see your mouth now, working guppy-like as you try to desperately and- ultimately futilely- comprehend why no one has the smarts to really 'get' you. Perplexed, enraged, you unleash your FURY upon the board, then slink off to drink alone with the music loud, until your room-mate asks you to turn it down, at which point you do, meekly, muttering under your breath about how you'll get her back, one day, one day, when you build the world's greatest robot. It'll be a killing machine, it'll destroy all of your enemies, every last one of them. Once it's done that, it'll be your friend. Your best friend. It'll be programmed to laugh at all of your jokes, to pat you reassuringly- 'you're not boring and stupid, Vic!'- and discuss politics. Sometimes, when the crushing loneliness of being an ugly single male with no charm or worth hits you hardest, you'll dress your robot in a wig and corset, and make it sit on your knee whilst you stroke its polycarbon thigh and your own penis.

 

 

that's a great piece of work, excellent imagery. I was really drawn into the character, moving stuff; I really empathised, especially with the robot. I'd give it 7/10 as an original creative piece.

 

two questions though:

 

1. what's polycarbon?

2. you want to be an English teacher. Do you know what a paragraph is?

 

Do you? there are two of them in the above quote.

 

I'm curious as to why you'd empathise with the robot? Do you dress up in wigs and corsets and sit on the knees of waste of space lonely scientists whilst they fiddle with themselves? ... or, wait, do you just not know what the word means?

 

Polycarbon is a sci-fi reference, I thought you'd appreciate it.

Edited January 23, 2007 by Patrokles

[Invicta_Toon 0]

Patrokles and Vic should have a fight outside of the Haymarket today at 2pm

 

lucky for him I can't get there by 2pm then

 

I would fuck him up tbh, nancy boy that he is

 

You've done nothing in this thread but reinforce the notion of you as a greasy little oik with little or no social skill. The chances of you being tough enough to even vaguely bruise my dead grandmother are so far remote that they may as well be in one of the countries you spout shit about after you've read the online edition of the guardian.

 

I am more than willing to reassess this judgement of you, if you can provide photographic evidence of how dashing and tough you really are in the 'post your pic' thread. I have a mental image of you that I just can't shake, though. Sitting there in a star trek t-shirt, pasty skinned feeble forearms locked as your wrists and fingers furiously skitter across the keyboard, writing programs, stopping only to post here and giggle at your own brilliance; shortly followed by a furrowing of your spotty brow as you realise that no one appreciates you quite as much as you do yourself. I can see your mouth now, working guppy-like as you try to desperately and- ultimately futilely- comprehend why no one has the smarts to really 'get' you. Perplexed, enraged, you unleash your FURY upon the board, then slink off to drink alone with the music loud, until your room-mate asks you to turn it down, at which point you do, meekly, muttering under your breath about how you'll get her back, one day, one day, when you build the world's greatest robot. It'll be a killing machine, it'll destroy all of your enemies, every last one of them. Once it's done that, it'll be your friend. Your best friend. It'll be programmed to laugh at all of your jokes, to pat you reassuringly- 'you're not boring and stupid, Vic!'- and discuss politics. Sometimes, when the crushing loneliness of being an ugly single male with no charm or worth hits you hardest, you'll dress your robot in a wig and corset, and make it sit on your knee whilst you stroke its polycarbon thigh and your own penis.

 

 

that's a great piece of work, excellent imagery. I was really drawn into the character, moving stuff; I really empathised, especially with the robot. I'd give it 7/10 as an original creative piece.

 

two questions though:

 

1. what's polycarbon?

2. you want to be an English teacher. Do you know what a paragraph is?

 

Do you? there are two of them in the above quote.

 

I'm curious as to why you'd empathise with the robot? Do you dress up in wigs and corsets and sit on the knees of waste of space lonely scientists whilst they fiddle with themselves?

 

Verlaine mate, seriously

 

forget the teaching degree

 

you're all set for a glittering career writing for alternative p0rn magazines.

[Gejon 2]

I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

[Invicta_Toon 0]

I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

[Gejon 2]

I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

 

Because my mate works in the IT dept for my company and told me im safe to use the net as much as long as i don't sit on it all day or look at dodgy websites (ie naked women).

 

Thats "how the fuck" I know, tbh.

 

Its pretty fucking obvious though

Edited January 24, 2007 by Gejon

[Howaythetoon 0]

Vicky, are you a Transformers fan? Just switched on avatars the other day and just noticed yours, I used to own that very version of Optimus Prime, the best one (oldskool version) God I loved those things.

[Guest Patrokles]

I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

[Invicta_Toon 0]

I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

 

Because my mate works in the IT dept for my company and told me im safe to use the net as much as long as i don't sit on it all day or look at dodgy websites (ie naked women).

 

Thats "how the fuck" I know, tbh.

 

Its pretty fucking obvious though

 

I smell bullshit

 

get your maqte to post up the policy doc that says, 'howay, use the net as much as you like for whatever you want'

[Invicta_Toon 0]

Vicky, are you a Transformers fan? Just switched on avatars the other day and just noticed yours, I used to own that very version of Optimus Prime, the best one (oldskool version) God I loved those things.

 

think my mate had one. I was a lego fan, obviously