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Had a email conversation with a mate this morning - heres what she said:

 

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I HAVE JUST BEEN TO THE TOILET AND HAD ME PID ROUND ME NECK, IT WAS DANGLING IN ME GUSSET. I'VE COME BACK TO ME DESK AND ASKED THEM ALL TO SMELL IT. THEY ALL HAD A SNIFF AND RECKONED IT SMELLED OK. A TOLD THEM WHERE IT HAD BEEN AND THAT IT MUST SMELL OK COS A HAD A SHOWER THIS MORNING.

 

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YOU DORTY MARE!

 

Hers

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A NAR. THEY WAS PEEIN THEMSELVES LAUGHIN.

 

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AM GONNA POST THAT STORY ON A WEBSITE I GO ON.

 

WONT MENTION YOUR NAME OF COURSE.

 

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WOT SORT OF PORVORTED WEBSITE IS THAT LIKE? ITS A GOOD JOB THEY WERENT SNIFFIN IT ON A FRIDAY. A ONLY HAVE ONE SHOWER A WEEK. IT WOULDA BEEN STINKIN. AYE DIVENT MENTION ME NAME.

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

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  Lazarus said:
  ObaGol said:

Did this friendship develop after she emailed you about moving $30m from former President Mufandi's account?

 

 

Er no.

 

Glad we've cleared that up, then...

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  alex said:
  catmag said:
  manc-mag said:

My money's on it being Cath tbf.

 

Nah, I shower twice a week. :rolleyes:

Evening or morning?

 

Ah, well as I do nights I shower in the evening after I get out of bed and before I go to work. However, on my days off I am a morning showerererer...

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  Radgina said:
  Jonny2J said:

Has to be Radgina.

 

OH NO IT ISN'T :rolleyes: I clip mine onto me belt or such hence no chance of " dangling"

 

If it dangled in one of your garlic nan and Jack Daniel shites, it would dissolve tbh.

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  Gemmill said:
  Radgina said:
  Jonny2J said:

Has to be Radgina.

 

OH NO IT ISN'T :blink: I clip mine onto me belt or such hence no chance of " dangling"

 

If it dangled in one of your garlic nan and Jack Daniel shites, it would dissolve tbh.

 

:rolleyes::blink: Jeeeeeesus christ man!

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  Gemmill said:
  Radgina said:
  Jonny2J said:

Has to be Radgina.

 

OH NO IT ISN'T :blink: I clip mine onto me belt or such hence no chance of " dangling"

 

If it dangled in one of your garlic nan and Jack Daniel shites, it would dissolve tbh.

 

:rolleyes: cheeky twat :blink:

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