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I don't NEED to get drunk to have a good time!


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I don't like getting pissed nowadays. If I go out for a drink, I'll have a few Cokes or J20s between pints.

 

pint j2O pint j2O pint j2O?

 

sounds like a recipe for making good sick

 

A J20 on it's own is good enough for that. Unless of course you like drinking syrup with extra sugar.

 

Girls drink tbh anyway

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Well, my ex was apparently so nervous at seeing me she got ridiculously drunk and whilst we were eating our meal she spent the whole time in the bogs chucking up. I am win. :rolleyes:

 

Did you used to beat her?

 

:blink:

 

Erm, no.

 

belittle her with your cruel words then?

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oh, so it's not just a girly ORANGE drink, you can manfully swagger up to the bar and order an "Apple and Passionfruit"?

 

oh aye... that's much more butch

 

:rolleyes:

 

never forgive one of my mates who was drinking those all night, we thought nowt of it because he normally drove home and wouldn't drink and drive. So as the night goes on he begins slurring his words and slouching in his seat more and more matching some of the lighter drinkers in the group for stupid giggling and excessive volume. Another bloke asks Ross if he's feeling ok, and Ross replies that he must have had "7 or 8 of these and they gotta be..what... 5%?"

 

I nearly spat my drink over the table I was laughing so hard!

 

silly bastard was so embarrassed he made up some bullshit excuse that he was just taking the piss out of the lighter drinkers. utter bollocks like, he left not long after the bombshell was dropped.

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