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Pricta man, your craic's always shite, on here and N-O, so stop doing the "you're all a bunch of tossers, can't wait until N-O is back" thing just for attention/to get a reaction. Or keep doing it if you want, no one's arsed what you think anyway.

 

show me a quote where I said that mong boy

 

pricta? more excellent craic from TT's resident comedienne

"Toontastic twats not welcome" tbh. Can't be arsed to look for something about you wanting N-O back online. Apologies if you didn't say something along those lines. The point remains about your craic however.

 

apology accepted you fucking twat

Wow Vic, you're so 'hard' :lol:

 

stop touching yourself

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Pricta man, your craic's always shite, on here and N-O, so stop doing the "you're all a bunch of tossers, can't wait until N-O is back" thing just for attention/to get a reaction. Or keep doing it if you want, no one's arsed what you think anyway.

 

show me a quote where I said that mong boy

 

pricta? more excellent craic from TT's resident comedienne

"Toontastic twats not welcome" tbh. Can't be arsed to look for something about you wanting N-O back online. Apologies if you didn't say something along those lines. The point remains about your craic however.

 

apology accepted you fucking twat

Wow Vic, you're so 'hard' :lol:

 

stop touching yourself

Can't help it

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Pricta man, your craic's always shite, on here and N-O, so stop doing the "you're all a bunch of tossers, can't wait until N-O is back" thing just for attention/to get a reaction. Or keep doing it if you want, no one's arsed what you think anyway.

 

show me a quote where I said that mong boy

 

pricta? more excellent craic from TT's resident comedienne

"Toontastic twats not welcome" tbh. Can't be arsed to look for something about you wanting N-O back online. Apologies if you didn't say something along those lines. The point remains about your craic however.

 

apology accepted you fucking twat

 

I wouldn't mess with Al all things considered Victor. :lol:

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Supposing ... There's only one thing worth debating online

 

Charlie Brooker

Friday June 2, 2006

The Guardian

 

Last week I wrote a load of nonsense about flags and idiocy; as well as appearing in print, it also turned up on the Guardian's "Comment is Free" blog-o-site, where passersby are encouraged to scrawl their own responses beneath the original article.

 

Some people disagreed with the piece, some agreed; some found it funny, some didn't. For half a nanosecond I was tempted to join in the discussion. And then I remembered that all internet debates, without exception, are entirely futile. So I didn't.

 

There's no point debating anything online. You might as well hurl shoes in the air to knock clouds from the sky. The internet's perfect for all manner of things, but productive discussion ain't one of them. It provides scant room for debate and infinite opportunities for fruitless point-scoring: the heady combination of perceived anonymity, gestated responses, random heckling and a notional "live audience" quickly conspire to create a "perfect storm" of perpetual bickering.

 

Stumble in, take umbrage with someone, trade a few blows, and within about two or three exchanges, the subject itself goes out the window. Suddenly you're simply arguing about arguing. Eventually, one side gets bored, comes to its senses, or dies, and the row fizzles out: just another needless belch in the swirling online guffstorm.

 

But not for long, because online quarrelling is also addictive, in precisely the same way Tetris is addictive. It appeals to the "lab rat" part of your brain; the annoying, irrepressible part that adores repetitive pointlessness and would gleefully make you pop bubblewrap till Doomsday if it ever got its way. An unfortunate few, hooked on the futile thrill of online debate, devote their lives to its cause. They roam the internet, actively seeking out viewpoints they disagree with, or squat on messageboards, whining, needling, sneering, over-analysing each new proclamation - joylessly fiddling, like unhappy gorillas doomed to pick lice from one another's fur for all eternity.

 

Still, it's not all moan moan moan in NetLand. There's also the occasional puerile splutter to liven things up.

 

In the debate sparked by my gibberish outpouring, it wasn't long before rival posters began speculating about the size of their opponent's dicks. It led me to wonder - has the world of science ever investigated a casual link between penis size and male political leaning?

 

I'd theorise that, on the whole, rightwing penises are short and stubby, hence their owners' constant fury. Lefties, on the other hand, are spoiled for length, yet boast no girth whatsoever - which explains their pained confusion. I flit from one camp to the other, of course, which is why mine's so massive it's got a full-size human knee in the middle. And a back. A big man's back.

 

Anyway, if we must debate things online, we might as well debate that. It's not like we'll ever resolve any of that other bullshit, is it?

 

Click. Mine's bigger than yours. Click. No it isn't. Click. Yes it is. Click. Refresh, repost, repeat to fade.

 

 

:rolleyes:

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

Do you have a small penis by any chance? :rolleyes:

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

It fucking well is.

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But not for long, because online quarrelling is also addictive, in precisely the same way Tetris is addictive. It appeals to the "lab rat" part of your brain; the annoying, irrepressible part that adores repetitive pointlessness and would gleefully make you pop bubblewrap till Doomsday if it ever got its way. An unfortunate few, hooked on the futile thrill of online debate, devote their lives to its cause. They roam the internet, actively seeking out viewpoints they disagree with, or squat on messageboards, whining, needling, sneering, over-analysing each new proclamation - joylessly fiddling, like unhappy gorillas doomed to pick lice from one another's fur for all eternity.

 

:rolleyes::rolleyes::mellow::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::lol::lol::lol:

 

I'm ashamed to admit I can relate to that. At least I'm honest.

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

It fucking well is.

 

that's not a fucking news story FFS

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

Do you have a small penis by any chance? :rolleyes:

I'm left wing tbh.

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

It fucking well is.

 

that's not a fucking news story FFS

 

You can fuck off

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But not for long, because online quarrelling is also addictive, in precisely the same way Tetris is addictive. It appeals to the "lab rat" part of your brain; the annoying, irrepressible part that adores repetitive pointlessness and would gleefully make you pop bubblewrap till Doomsday if it ever got its way. An unfortunate few, hooked on the futile thrill of online debate, devote their lives to its cause. They roam the internet, actively seeking out viewpoints they disagree with, or squat on messageboards, whining, needling, sneering, over-analysing each new proclamation - joylessly fiddling, like unhappy gorillas doomed to pick lice from one another's fur for all eternity.

 

:rolleyes::rolleyes::mellow::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::lol::lol::lol:

 

I'm ashamed to admit I can relate to that. At least I'm honest.

I thought my psychiatrist had leaked my case study tttt

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

Do you have a small penis by any chance? :rolleyes:

I'm left wing tbh.

What would it mean (penis-wise) if you described yourself as a "floating voter"? :mellow:

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

It fucking well is.

 

that's not a fucking news story FFS

 

You can fuck off

 

et tu Frenchie

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

It fucking well is.

 

that's not a fucking news story FFS

Never said it was did I?

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

It fucking well is.

 

that's not a fucking news story FFS

 

You can fuck off

 

et tu Frenchie

Ye naa what a wish yee would fuck off ye borin cunt, ye fuck threads up every day with your pathetic childish fuckin heroin aided posts, fuck off to the Hearts or hibs boards where ye belong ye daft cunt.

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

Do you have a small penis by any chance? :rolleyes:

I'm left wing tbh.

What would it mean (penis-wise) if you described yourself as a "floating voter"? :mellow:

Thin and short.

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

Do you have a small penis by any chance? :mellow:

I'm left wing tbh.

What would it mean (penis-wise) if you described yourself as a "floating voter"? :rolleyes:

Thin and short.

What if it's got a bit of a curve on it then - like a boomerang? :rolleyes:

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so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET?

I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc.

No its not :rolleyes:

It fucking well is.

 

that's not a fucking news story FFS

 

You can fuck off

 

et tu Frenchie

Ye naa what a wish yee would fuck off ye borin cunt, ye fuck threads up every day with your pathetic childish fuckin heroin aided posts, fuck off to the Hearts or hibs boards where ye belong ye daft cunt.

 

it's a wee bit early to be hitting the meths eh stevie?

 

ya daft racist

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