Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 Pricta man, your craic's always shite, on here and N-O, so stop doing the "you're all a bunch of tossers, can't wait until N-O is back" thing just for attention/to get a reaction. Or keep doing it if you want, no one's arsed what you think anyway. show me a quote where I said that mong boy pricta? more excellent craic from TT's resident comedienne "Toontastic twats not welcome" tbh. Can't be arsed to look for something about you wanting N-O back online. Apologies if you didn't say something along those lines. The point remains about your craic however. apology accepted you fucking twat Wow Vic, you're so 'hard' stop touching yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Pricta man, your craic's always shite, on here and N-O, so stop doing the "you're all a bunch of tossers, can't wait until N-O is back" thing just for attention/to get a reaction. Or keep doing it if you want, no one's arsed what you think anyway. show me a quote where I said that mong boy pricta? more excellent craic from TT's resident comedienne "Toontastic twats not welcome" tbh. Can't be arsed to look for something about you wanting N-O back online. Apologies if you didn't say something along those lines. The point remains about your craic however. apology accepted you fucking twat Wow Vic, you're so 'hard' stop touching yourself Can't help it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Pricta man, your craic's always shite, on here and N-O, so stop doing the "you're all a bunch of tossers, can't wait until N-O is back" thing just for attention/to get a reaction. Or keep doing it if you want, no one's arsed what you think anyway. show me a quote where I said that mong boy pricta? more excellent craic from TT's resident comedienne "Toontastic twats not welcome" tbh. Can't be arsed to look for something about you wanting N-O back online. Apologies if you didn't say something along those lines. The point remains about your craic however. apology accepted you fucking twat I wouldn't mess with Al all things considered Victor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15544 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Supposing ... There's only one thing worth debating online Charlie Brooker Friday June 2, 2006 The Guardian Last week I wrote a load of nonsense about flags and idiocy; as well as appearing in print, it also turned up on the Guardian's "Comment is Free" blog-o-site, where passersby are encouraged to scrawl their own responses beneath the original article. Some people disagreed with the piece, some agreed; some found it funny, some didn't. For half a nanosecond I was tempted to join in the discussion. And then I remembered that all internet debates, without exception, are entirely futile. So I didn't. There's no point debating anything online. You might as well hurl shoes in the air to knock clouds from the sky. The internet's perfect for all manner of things, but productive discussion ain't one of them. It provides scant room for debate and infinite opportunities for fruitless point-scoring: the heady combination of perceived anonymity, gestated responses, random heckling and a notional "live audience" quickly conspire to create a "perfect storm" of perpetual bickering. Stumble in, take umbrage with someone, trade a few blows, and within about two or three exchanges, the subject itself goes out the window. Suddenly you're simply arguing about arguing. Eventually, one side gets bored, comes to its senses, or dies, and the row fizzles out: just another needless belch in the swirling online guffstorm. But not for long, because online quarrelling is also addictive, in precisely the same way Tetris is addictive. It appeals to the "lab rat" part of your brain; the annoying, irrepressible part that adores repetitive pointlessness and would gleefully make you pop bubblewrap till Doomsday if it ever got its way. An unfortunate few, hooked on the futile thrill of online debate, devote their lives to its cause. They roam the internet, actively seeking out viewpoints they disagree with, or squat on messageboards, whining, needling, sneering, over-analysing each new proclamation - joylessly fiddling, like unhappy gorillas doomed to pick lice from one another's fur for all eternity. Still, it's not all moan moan moan in NetLand. There's also the occasional puerile splutter to liven things up. In the debate sparked by my gibberish outpouring, it wasn't long before rival posters began speculating about the size of their opponent's dicks. It led me to wonder - has the world of science ever investigated a casual link between penis size and male political leaning? I'd theorise that, on the whole, rightwing penises are short and stubby, hence their owners' constant fury. Lefties, on the other hand, are spoiled for length, yet boast no girth whatsoever - which explains their pained confusion. I flit from one camp to the other, of course, which is why mine's so massive it's got a full-size human knee in the middle. And a back. A big man's back. Anyway, if we must debate things online, we might as well debate that. It's not like we'll ever resolve any of that other bullshit, is it? Click. Mine's bigger than yours. Click. No it isn't. Click. Yes it is. Click. Refresh, repost, repeat to fade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renton 21627 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 That article is spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Brilliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9780 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not Do you have a small penis by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not It fucking well is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 But not for long, because online quarrelling is also addictive, in precisely the same way Tetris is addictive. It appeals to the "lab rat" part of your brain; the annoying, irrepressible part that adores repetitive pointlessness and would gleefully make you pop bubblewrap till Doomsday if it ever got its way. An unfortunate few, hooked on the futile thrill of online debate, devote their lives to its cause. They roam the internet, actively seeking out viewpoints they disagree with, or squat on messageboards, whining, needling, sneering, over-analysing each new proclamation - joylessly fiddling, like unhappy gorillas doomed to pick lice from one another's fur for all eternity. I'm ashamed to admit I can relate to that. At least I'm honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not It fucking well is. that's not a fucking news story FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not Do you have a small penis by any chance? I'm left wing tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not It fucking well is. that's not a fucking news story FFS You can fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 But not for long, because online quarrelling is also addictive, in precisely the same way Tetris is addictive. It appeals to the "lab rat" part of your brain; the annoying, irrepressible part that adores repetitive pointlessness and would gleefully make you pop bubblewrap till Doomsday if it ever got its way. An unfortunate few, hooked on the futile thrill of online debate, devote their lives to its cause. They roam the internet, actively seeking out viewpoints they disagree with, or squat on messageboards, whining, needling, sneering, over-analysing each new proclamation - joylessly fiddling, like unhappy gorillas doomed to pick lice from one another's fur for all eternity. I'm ashamed to admit I can relate to that. At least I'm honest. I thought my psychiatrist had leaked my case study tttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not Do you have a small penis by any chance? I'm left wing tbh. What would it mean (penis-wise) if you described yourself as a "floating voter"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not It fucking well is. that's not a fucking news story FFS You can fuck off et tu Frenchie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not It fucking well is. that's not a fucking news story FFS Never said it was did I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not It fucking well is. that's not a fucking news story FFS You can fuck off et tu Frenchie Ye naa what a wish yee would fuck off ye borin cunt, ye fuck threads up every day with your pathetic childish fuckin heroin aided posts, fuck off to the Hearts or hibs boards where ye belong ye daft cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not Do you have a small penis by any chance? I'm left wing tbh. What would it mean (penis-wise) if you described yourself as a "floating voter"? Thin and short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not Do you have a small penis by any chance? I'm left wing tbh. What would it mean (penis-wise) if you described yourself as a "floating voter"? Thin and short. What if it's got a bit of a curve on it then - like a boomerang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 so why did the daft cunt post his story on the INTERNET? I don't follow your logic, it says arguing online is futile, not the internet is pointless for news, having a laugh (which is what it's meant to be), etc. No its not It fucking well is. that's not a fucking news story FFS You can fuck off et tu Frenchie Ye naa what a wish yee would fuck off ye borin cunt, ye fuck threads up every day with your pathetic childish fuckin heroin aided posts, fuck off to the Hearts or hibs boards where ye belong ye daft cunt. it's a wee bit early to be hitting the meths eh stevie? ya daft racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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