TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42945 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: Cock like a pug's tongue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31121 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, The Fish said: Was checking some of these out, but I've a fucking load of questions that the reviews don't answer. Does yours have guide-wires and a massive docking station and all that? Only takes me about 20 minutes to mow the lawn every fortnight at the minute, would a robot one really make that much of a difference? Yeah there's guide wires which are easy to bury or peg down. The docking station isn't all that big, I've got mine hidden behind the garage. The main reason I got mine is that I've more grass cuttings than I can fit in the bin. Sounds like yours isn't much hassle so it wouldn't be that much of a benefit to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10947 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, ewerk said: Yeah there's guide wires which are easy to bury or peg down. The docking station isn't all that big, I've got mine hidden behind the garage. The main reason I got mine is that I've more grass cuttings than I can fit in the bin. Sounds like yours isn't much hassle so it wouldn't be that much of a benefit to you. How big is your lawn, like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31121 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 The back lawn is about 400m2, I still have to do the front lawn with a proper lawnmower like a peasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21943 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 hours ago, ewerk said: Yeah there's guide wires which are easy to bury or peg down. The docking station isn't all that big, I've got mine hidden behind the garage. The main reason I got mine is that I've more grass cuttings than I can fit in the bin. Sounds like yours isn't much hassle so it wouldn't be that much of a benefit to you. Yeah, that doesn't sound remotely like a hassle. It's like Gemmill's Roomba. Doesn't work on untidy floors or on stairs, which rules it out of the worst aspects of hoovering. Utterly pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31121 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Eh, which bit is a hassle? Watching it work day in, day out without interruption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1344 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Gonna have to admit - as much as it wouldn't work for me since clearing up the kids toys from the garden arguably takes me as much time as actually cutting the fucking grass - I remember seeing one when I was I drunk in the arse end of nowhere (Donegal) and was quite impressed. Wasn't much like a roomba, just a cordless electric mower without a handle. Probably stood and watched it for a solid ten minutes. Quality entertainment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22116 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I had plastic grass in my old place. It’s great if you want a low maintenance small space. Terrible for bees and the environment generally. I’ve got a big lawn at my new place for the first time ever and so far am loving looking after it. Stick a podcast on, get an hours peace and quiet away from the kids and chalk up about 4-5k steps in the process - what’s not to like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3953 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I had plastic grass in my old place. It’s great if you want a low maintenance small space. Terrible for bees and the environment generally. I’ve got a big lawn at my new place for the first time ever and so far am loving looking after it. Stick a podcast on, get an hours peace and quiet away from the kids and chalk up about 4-5k steps in the process - what’s not to like? We have hundreds of flowers in pots for the bees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Does AstroTurf take in carbon dioxide and expel oxygen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1344 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Stick a podcast on, get an hours peace and quiet away from the kids and chalk up about 4-5k steps in the process - what’s not to like? Not advocating artificial lawns here but honestly I'd rather get an hour or so peace, clock up 4k steps and listen to a podcast by walking to the pub and back. Gardening can get fucked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1344 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Seems barely relevant and I can't really be arsed with Radiohead, but whatever. "A green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth..... She looks like the real thing ... My fake plastic love" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15690 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Blastronaut said: "She looks like the real thing ... My fake plastic love" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 931 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Does AstroTurf take in carbon dioxide and expel oxygen? Weren’t you bragging about your sports car the other day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21943 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Eh, which bit is a hassle? Watching it work day in, day out without interruption? Planting guide wires, hard wiring the port, and forking out several hundred quid for starters. I don't when own a lawn mower now, I've got a gardener. I suspect by the time I've paid him what your mower cost yours will have broken down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21943 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: I had plastic grass in my old place. It’s great if you want a low maintenance small space. Terrible for bees and the environment generally. I’ve got a big lawn at my new place for the first time ever and so far am loving looking after it. Stick a podcast on, get an hours peace and quiet away from the kids and chalk up about 4-5k steps in the process - what’s not to like? Had on. 4 to 5 k steps is more than 2 miles. You own a lawn that size in London? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31121 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Renton said: Planting guide wires, hard wiring the port, and forking out several hundred quid for starters. I don't when own a lawn mower now, I've got a gardener. I suspect by the time I've paid him what your mower cost yours will have broken down. My lawnmower cost me £400 four years ago you bourgeois fuck. How much has your Eastern European slave cost you since then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33709 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, ewerk said: My lawnmower cost me £400 four years ago you bourgeois fuck. How much has your Eastern European slave cost you since then? 5 Levs an hour plus use of his garden shed to sleep over in on grass cutting day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 36 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said: Weren’t you bragging about your sports car the other day? Carbon neutral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22116 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 34 minutes ago, Renton said: Had on. 4 to 5 k steps is more than 2 miles. You own a lawn that size in London? It’s about 90ft, which is big for london. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1344 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Typical. Just as I was starting to really warm to you cunts you all start infighting over lawn care of all things. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3489 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Blastronaut said: Typical. Just as I was starting to really warm to you cunts you all start infighting over lawn care of all things. That’s what I like about this place, the way everyone gets rilled up and gets all cuntish when discussions take a left turn from there point of view/lawn care ritual. That and the fact Quiff/KSA loves kid rock and is cunt all the time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42945 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, sammynb said: That and the fact Quiff/KSA loves kid rock What’s not to love about Bawitdaba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 What does ksa stand for again? Pretty sure that one isn't me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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