The Fish 10779 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, Alex said: Does that mean we're not real ones? You wish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, adios said: All you've done here, Dave, is force a campaign of cat crap on your neighbours, up and down Bramhall. Very selfish. I'm ok with that, it'll give my new neighbours and I something to bond over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'll be buying a house AGAIN later this year. Can't back the wails of the zombie sea gull keeping me awake at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Zombie whales a great idea for a movie fwiw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Renton said: I'll be buying a house AGAIN later this year. Can't back the wails of the zombie sea gull keeping me awake at night. Proper fucking Victor Meldrew you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) So, you're waiting in to show some people round your house and an elderly retired couple arrive. Hmmmn. After 63 seconds it transpires they are after a bungalow. Does this semi-detached house look like a fucking bungalow you nebby bastards?! Edited April 9, 2018 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 It took you over a minute to clock that an elderly retired couple were in fact a one storey house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Just now, adios said: It took you over a minute to clock that an elderly retired couple were in fact a one storey house? Fuck you! This phone is driving me nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Was it Renton's chimney that was backed up with dead seagulls for about 2 month? This is NOT a euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 16 hours ago, Renton said: I'll be buying a house AGAIN later this year. Can't back the wails of the zombie sea gull keeping me awake at night. Will you be taking the stained glass window with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 That was TWO houses ago. It's nice to know I have invested into the culture of the local community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Jesus wept, how much have you spent on stamp duty, solicitors fees, searches and removals in the past 7 yrs?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, The Fish said: Jesus wept, how much have you spent on stamp duty, solicitors fees, searches and removals in the past 7 yrs?! I don't even like to think about it. Probably enough to buy a......... house. This is going to have to be the last one like. I'm running out of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Renton said: I don't even like to think about it. Probably enough to buy a......... house. This is going to have to be the last one like. I'm running out of life. We're not planning to leave this house for decades. Big enough to grow into and room to grow the house itself, if needs be. Moving seems to be a lot of money disappearing into the pockets of shiftless arseholes. Fortunate that we're first time buyers, otherwise Stamp Duty alone would have been over £10k! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Loved the seagull saga was it really 7 years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: We're not planning to leave this house for decades. Big enough to grow into and room to grow the house itself, if needs be. Moving seems to be a lot of money disappearing into the pockets of shiftless arseholes. Fortunate that we're first time buyers, otherwise Stamp Duty alone would have been over £10k! Stealth boast. Aye, stamp duty is the killer, the rest is incidental really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Loved the seagull saga was it really 7 years ago? No, silly. Stainglassedwindowgate was about 10 years ago, when Dave was a double glazing sales man. Seagullgate was less than 2 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Renton said: Stealth boast. Aye, stamp duty is the killer, the rest is incidental really. Paid hundreds in surveys and searches. Most came back "Yeah it seems fine, but if you want a full exhaustive investigation we'll charge you another £x00 but you'll get a dvd!" Oh aye, I'm going to settle down in front of the fire with a glass of wine to watch a camera push through years of faeces and waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Renton said: No, silly. Stainglassedwindowgate was about 10 years ago, when Dave was a double glazing sales man. Seagullgate was less than 2 years ago. Hey! Fuck you! No need to bring that up at all! Classic diversionary tactics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 6 hours ago, The Fish said: Paid hundreds in surveys and searches. Most came back "Yeah it seems fine, but if you want a full exhaustive investigation we'll charge you another £x00 but you'll get a dvd!" Oh aye, I'm going to settle down in front of the fire with a glass of wine to watch a camera push through years of faeces and waste. Only you would watch 2 Girls One Cup with a glass of wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 21 hours ago, The Fish said: I'm going to settle down in front of the fire with a glass of wine You were born in the wrong body Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: You were born in the wrong body Fish You're right, I've the sensibilities and tastes of a golden haired adonis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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