wykikitoon 21482 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 An engagement ring.............the poor cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4920 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47062 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Congratulations! Enjoy the next year to 18 months of wedding chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21482 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Congratulations! Enjoy the next year to 18 months of wedding chat. Cheers guys. We actually said in Jan we would get married in NYC when we go in Sept 2017. Thankfully she doesnt want a massive wedding and isnt into wedding chat. No massive dress or the like. We have 6 of us going to NYC for it, ideal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47062 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Ah nice one, sounds like you've got a decent one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35915 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Congrats, mate. Commiserations to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31587 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A small, inexpensive wedding? A Yorkshireman's dream. Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11075 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Congrats you big psychopath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A chilli plant. There's already some chillies on it, how are you supposed to know when they're ready to pick? And how long does it take them to re-fruit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 rub the fruit on your bell-end, if it starts to sting then they are ready to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21482 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A small, inexpensive wedding? A Yorkshireman's dream. Congrats! Oh aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7095 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 70? How old are you now? 44, sold my house in Monkseaton 8 years ago, taken me a while to get on the ladder down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22401 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 44, sold my house in Monkseaton 8 years ago, taken me a while to get on the ladder down here. 8 years! Must have been hard not to spend the proceeds on bong in that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7095 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I'm long off the bong man, wasted loads on crack though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4461 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I'm still in the paperwork stage of buying my house, my side was done in 2 days, 3 weeks later still waiting on the other parties. I feel like telling them to stick the house up their arse but it would probably be just the same if I found somewhere else. Since me and our lass split up I've got a fair bit more money saved from not paying for meals out and that so I have systematically bought pretty much an entire new wardrobe and about 7 pairs of trainers. Feels good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17940 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Pre ordered for August delivery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43586 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 If Jimbo invites you round for chilli, say you're busy. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17940 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 There's obviously something am missing here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43586 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A chilli plant. There's already some chillies on it, how are you supposed to know when they're ready to pick? And how long does it take them to re-fruit? rub the fruit on your bell-end, if it starts to sting then they are ready to eat. There's obviously something am missing here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17940 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChezGiven 0 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A mate of mine, whilst living in Oz, once got started on in the middle of trying to have sex with a girl. She was a bit mental apparently and very odd but he was still interested because tits. Anyway, he was cooking a curry when she came over and before they had a chance to have drinks or eat they were all over each other. He is getting on with the job and slips his fingers in and within seconds she screamed at him and started punching the fuck out of him. He had no idea what was going on, she was repeatedly calling him a cunt, gathered up her stuff and stormed off. Took him about 20 minutes to realise that he had chilli all over his fingers which he had stuffed up her flange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21482 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 A mate of mine, whilst living in Oz, once got started on in the middle of trying to have sex with a girl. She was a bit mental apparently and very odd but he was still interested because tits. Anyway, he was cooking a curry when she came over and before they had a chance to have drinks or eat they were all over each other. He is getting on with the job and slips his fingers in and within seconds she screamed at him and started punching the fuck out of him. He had no idea what was going on, she was repeatedly calling him a cunt, gathered up her stuff and stormed off. Took him about 20 minutes to realise that he had chilli all over his fingers which he had stuffed up her flange. I may be guilty of having done that She wasnt imprssed, nor at the suggestion of soaking her minge in milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47062 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I may be guilty of having done that She wasnt imprssed, nor at the suggestion of soaking her minge in milk "Stand on tha head, a'll fetch t'cow juice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34433 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I may be guilty of having done that She wasnt imprssed, nor at the suggestion of soaking her minge in milk Who was this? Your lass or Amanda from the payroll dept you fucking fiend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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