Renton 22391 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just the thought of you sitting staring at the window and the thought actually forming in your head: "you know what would look great there? A stained glass window. But not just any stained glass window. This is gonna need my guidance to capture what I'm seeing in my mind's eye right now." Then standing up out of your seat, as if someone jammed a hot poker up your khyber, and announcing to your lass: "I, Gordon Renton Ramsay, am going to design my first stained glass window, at the age of 26." It wasn't like that at all. I was 29 iirc. It's funny this has become a decade long meme on here. My mention of my SGW came on the same thread Fish, with a straight face, declared "You buy cheap, you buy twice", whilst extolling the virtues of overpriced double glazing. Yes, for the information of relative newbies, Fish was a door to door double glazing salesman. And yet it is the legend of my beautiful bespoke window that persists as a piss take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43579 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 It wasn't like that at all. I was 29 iirc. It's funny this has become a decade long meme on here. My mention of my SGW came on the same thread Fish, with a straight face, declared "You buy cheap, you buy twice", whilst extolling the virtues of overpriced double glazing. Yes, for the information of relative newbies, Fish was a door to door double glazing salesman. And yet it is the legend of my beautiful bespoke window that persists as a piss take. This is the post of a broken man. He's in pane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4920 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just the thought of you sitting staring at the window and the thought actually forming in your head: "you know what would look great there? A stained glass window. But not just any stained glass window. This is gonna need my guidance to capture what I'm seeing in my mind's eye right now." Then standing up out of your seat, as if someone jammed a hot poker up your khyber, and announcing to your lass: "I, Gordon Renton Ramsay, am going to design my first stained glass window, at the age of 26." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11068 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 It wasn't like that at all. I was 29 iirc. It's funny this has become a decade long meme on here. My mention of my SGW came on the same thread Fish, with a straight face, declared "You buy cheap, you buy twice", whilst extolling the virtues of overpriced double glazing. Yes, for the information of relative newbies, Fish was a door to door double glazing salesman. And yet it is the legend of my beautiful bespoke window that persists as a piss take. Excellent attempt to deflect the conversation. The problem is I worked for that company for about a month, that Stained Glass Window has been up for over a decade. I was a stupid kid when I made my decision, you were a full grown man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22391 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Excellent attempt to deflect the conversation. The problem is I worked for that company for about a month, that Stained Glass Window has been up for over a decade. I was a stupid kid when I made my decision, you were a full grown man. Well you're a full grown man now who has never owned a window, stained glass or otherwise, in his life. So ner ner. AND FUCK OFF with the PUNS MF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31583 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 He's starting to crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35910 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Forgot about the Fish's Everest Expedition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43579 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 He's starting to crack.He's been mullion it over for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11068 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Well you're a full grown man now who has never owned a window, stained glass or otherwise, in his life. So ner ner. AND FUCK OFF with the PUNS MF! This is a clerestory of jalousie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Forgot about the Fish's Everest Expedition Was that about the time he included he was a TT Admin on his CV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47035 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 It wasn't like that at all. I was 29 iirc. Leaving a mark before you left your 20s. You should go back in the dead of night and smash that window, to bring an end to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22391 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Was that about the time he included he was a TT Admin on his CV? Moderator. And he's wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22391 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Leaving a mark before you left your 20s. You should go back in the dead of night and smash that window, to bring an end to this. Am going to get a new one for my current house actually. I've done the sea theme, any suggestions what I should go for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43579 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Seamen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35910 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Roger the Cabin Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15836 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Am going to get a new one for my current house actually. I've done the sea theme, any suggestions what I should go for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22509 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 He's starting to crack. definitely. renton is so easy to see through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22509 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 renton, can you take a picture of your stained glass window so TT can pass judgement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22391 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 renton, can you take a picture of your stained glass window so TT can pass judgement? No. Iirc some on here gave seen a photo of it already. Believe me, it would be an anticlimax if you saw it, it was a 300 quid window ffs! I'll keep you posted on my next SGW project though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31583 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Got tickets to both matches I applied for at the Euros. Over the moon with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Pint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31583 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Absolutely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7312 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Be safe! My arse would be nipping tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31583 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 It's the only reason I said yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31583 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Money has come out. Don't think emails will be out til tomorrow or Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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