Tooj 17 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Share Posted November 4, 2014 I fucking make an excellent pizza me man! Plus you have no right to label me anything to do with a vagina seeing as you watch X-Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Bit rich coming from Gemmill that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Calm down lads, otherwise he'll have another strop that nobody likes the oestrogen shot that is the Mindy Project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Because the sardines smell like fannys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I think you need to have a word with your lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Because the sardines smell like fannys. My mate had a YTS job in a morgue when he was 18. One day out of curiousity he lifted up the blanket on a good looking deceased woman to see what he thought was a prawn on her fanny! He went running through to tell his supervisor that there a prawn on her 'front bottom' and when the supervisor saw it he laughed and said, "Son, that's a clitoris, not a prawn!" My mate seemed a bit embarrassed and mumbled, "Well it definitely tasted like a prawn." I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 This Oh! And congratulations to Andrew. It's an exciting time getting your first place. (Mind, they reckon the local ice-cream van plays this music......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 [url="http://tecaz.com/inc/modules/gallery/thumbnail.php?image=/_shop/products/66862_1.jpg&width=1340&height=1094&clip=1&border=1&sale=&overlay=&overlay_pos=0&clearance=%5B/url] Reduced from £1700 to £399 I've bought grey slate wall tiles and black slate floor tiles, whole lot came in under £1000, including fitting the bath suite. ( I'm doing the tiling though. Every cloud has a shitty lining ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Well done Andrew! Meanwhile I've ordered these from Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 If i had those laid about and someone offered me money for them I'd be quick to dispatch too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Bet they were surprised by the UK postcode, they normally send them to an American Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Bet they were surprised by the UK postcode, they normally send them to an American Idiot. From Broken Dreams Boulevard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 love that joint. there's a new one opening on my local high street. very exciting. lush sour dough base Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Hudl2 . Really decent bit of kit for the price. Work's great with my Google chromecast. Thumbs up from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 19, 2014 Author Share Posted November 19, 2014 Complete Sherlock Holmes leatherbound collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Foo Fighters tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I had a custom seat made for my bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 19, 2014 Author Share Posted November 19, 2014 Just from Amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Foo Fighters ticketsNicely prompted my brain into gear - Pumpkins ticket for next Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 I had a custom seat made for my bike Custom seat? Just curious, what do they do when designing it? Measure your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Custom seat doesn't mean customised to a riders arse. They reshape it anyway you want, pick colours, materials, raise the pillion seat, add stitching, pad it out, thin it down. Whatever you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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