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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread


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Im ridiculing you cos you have horrendous trainers tbh ;) im not alone in my feelings. Fish wears blazers apparently so I wouldnt count on him as a fashion alibi

 

 

You bought a lumberjack coat so I guess it's a draw. :)

 

He wins man, he's got an 'above average sized cock' :(

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I can't believe you're taking the googled answers as any indication of what women want. If that were the case it'd be true to say they want to submit to every perversion that a man's warped mind could conjure, I mean... it's on the internet and everything. Also if a girl is hung up on a guy's shoes, it says more about her than about him.

 

Craig's punching above his weight with his lass so he must be doing something right ;)

 

For the record I don't wear "blazers", I do however, take a pride in my appearance. :)

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Im ridiculing you cos you have horrendous trainers tbh ;) im not alone in my feelings. Fish wears blazers apparently so I wouldnt count on him as a fashion alibi

 

 

You bought a lumberjack coat so I guess it's a draw. :)

 

Dr Dan wears them though so they must be cool :(

 

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Good Lord they're shit. ;)

 

No wonder you act the way you do... listening to that bilge would turn me into a right prick too.

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You've listened to them your entire life?

 

Well Christ, I thought this was some pubescent misstep, but is seems you've been destined to act like an utter doyle since you arrived on this planet.

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... you're right those two bands are so distinct I can see why you'd prefer one above the other. ;)

 

I mean the first ones are angry Americans shouting barely discernible lyrics over rapid drum beats that don't quite synch with their "tune"

 

and the others are playing rapid, if slightly out of synch, drum beats beneath the barely discernible lyrics that are being shouted by an angry American.

 

Honestly, they're so different, they're like chalk and really shit music.

 

 

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They don't look nice at all like. ;)

 

Ah well, I like them... all that matters now im married and dont have to attract women :scratchchin:

 

Married? Jesus christ, keep with the fucking programme man! :)

 

Fucking sad state of affairs if you rely on your footwear to attract your women though KD :(

 

You dont know much about women then. Shoes are one of the first things they check out man. First and last in your case!

 

s'okay Jonny, I have a lass ... I just don't find the need to broadcast that I can pull someone unlike you... Oh aye, and she quite likes the trainers FWIW.

 

How dare you confuse me with J69!

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Craig's punching above his weight with his lass so he must be doing something right :)

 

;)

 

even if it's a backhanded one, I'm shocked to be complimented by Fish :(

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They don't look nice at all like. ;)

 

Ah well, I like them... all that matters now im married and dont have to attract women :scratchchin:

 

Married? Jesus christ, keep with the fucking programme man! :)

 

Fucking sad state of affairs if you rely on your footwear to attract your women though KD :(

 

You dont know much about women then. Shoes are one of the first things they check out man. First and last in your case!

 

s'okay Jonny, I have a lass ... I just don't find the need to broadcast that I can pull someone unlike you... Oh aye, and she quite likes the trainers FWIW.

 

How dare you confuse me with J69!

 

Trust me, there's a massive difference :rolleyes:

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Jeans and two t-shirts from Topman.

 

I went out for some new boots, found a class pair but didn't want to pay £180 ;)

 

Is it just me or is every clothes shop now shit or indifferent?

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