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naw but i can understand why ya think that, they look nowhere near as clumpy as that irl

 

You have just deflected all criticism of craig. Those are fucking horrific! I think the last time I saw a pair of those was in gatecrasher in 1998 ;)

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They don't look nice at all like. ;)

 

Ah well, I like them... all that matters now im married and dont have to attract women :rolleyes:

 

Married? Jesus christ, keep with the fucking programme man! :)

 

Fucking sad state of affairs if you rely on your footwear to attract your women though KD :scratchchin:

 

You dont know much about women then. Shoes are one of the first things they check out man. First and last in your case!

 

s'okay Jonny, I have a lass ... I just don't find the need to broadcast that I can pull someone unlike you... Oh aye, and she quite likes the trainers FWIW.

 

 

Fucking horrendous them like. be alright for kicking the shit out of someone.

 

Can you think of anyone in mind? :(

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They don't look nice at all like. ;)

 

Ah well, I like them... all that matters now im married and dont have to attract women :)

 

Married? Jesus christ, keep with the fucking programme man! :)

 

Fucking sad state of affairs if you rely on your footwear to attract your women though KD :(

 

You dont know much about women then. Shoes are one of the first things they check out man . First and last in your case!

:scratchchin:

 

:rolleyes:

 

You are never allowed to comment on women again tbh!

says the tee totaller with an arcade games obsession and a staggering ego? I'll take that as a compliment.

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:( Clearly.

 

"shoes are one of the first thing girls look at"

For fucks sake ;)

 

closely followed by private number plates on your car... :)

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:scratchchin: Clearly.

 

"shoes are one of the first thing girls look at"

For fucks sake ;)

 

If you look owt like Craig you need all the help you can get tbh :)

 

First 3 google matches. I could quote 10000 more if i could be arsed. You two really know bot all about the opposite sex :(

 

http://vhohenst.blogspot.com/2009/04/5-thi...-about-men.html

 

I definitely appreciate a guy that takes longer than 5 seconds to throw on his clothing. Excessively baggy jeans, puka shell necklaces (circa middle-school) and ratty shoe-wearers need not apply

 

http://uk.askmen.com/fashion/keywords/mens-shoes.html

 

Women say that the first two things they notice in men are their eyes and their shoes. The right pair of shoes can do more for a man than any Porsche will

 

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1289382

 

Hey, we are women. We have many, many shoes... we are about shoes! LOL

Of course we notice.

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:) Clearly.

 

"shoes are one of the first thing girls look at"

For fucks sake ;)

 

What's cracking me up BTW is he's trying (in the loosest sense of the word) to ridicule me by suggesting I'd never pull wearing them....

 

Fucking hell man, I'm buying them because I like them - not so some lass can get her tits sweaty at the thought of them! :(

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If you look owt like Craig you need all the help you can get tbh ;)

 

Apparently I don't... but don't let that destroy your argument, will you? :)

 

We're not worthy..... bow.gif

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Im ridiculing you cos you have horrendous trainers tbh ;) im not alone in my feelings. Fish wears blazers apparently so I wouldnt count on him as a fashion alibi

Or ally, even :)

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Im ridiculing you cos you have horrendous trainers tbh ;) im not alone in my feelings. Fish wears blazers apparently so I wouldnt count on him as a fashion alibi

 

Horrendous IYO. Fish for the record hasn't said he likes them - only one other person has.

 

Quite frankly I couldn't give a fuck what you think - your purchases hardly have many on here salivating...

 

Poor attempt at ridicule - 3/10

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Actually I'm laughing at you trying to make something of it.

 

Given what you've just quoted, you evidently buy stuff to impress others... sheep.gif

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As 2J mentioned to me Craig, it's a shame they haven't got the Blue Star on (the Heineken ones have a red star iirc).

 

Aye I know - was thinking that myself. I only found these because I'd seen the heineken ones and they mentioned they'd done a brown ale pair.

 

Heineken pair does indeed had a red star on the outside of the heel.

 

EDIT: and these are them:

 

nike-shoe-sb-dunk-low-heineken.jpg

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As 2J mentioned to me Craig, it's a shame they haven't got the Blue Star on (the Heineken ones have a red star iirc).

 

Aye I know - was thinking that myself. I only found these because I'd seen the heineken ones and they mentioned they'd done a brown ale pair.

 

Heineken pair does indeed had a red star on the outside of the heel.

It takes something out of the ordinary for 2J to buy something other than adidas as well ;)

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Actually I'm laughing at you trying to make something of it.

 

Given what you've just quoted, you evidently buy stuff to impress others... sheep.gif

 

Obviously, the girls think im awesome with my arcades. Just kinda rendered your previous slight on me void there ;)

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As 2J mentioned to me Craig, it's a shame they haven't got the Blue Star on (the Heineken ones have a red star iirc).

 

Aye I know - was thinking that myself. I only found these because I'd seen the heineken ones and they mentioned they'd done a brown ale pair.

 

Heineken pair does indeed had a red star on the outside of the heel.

It takes something out of the ordinary for 2J to buy something other than adidas as well :)

 

Was actually shocked when he told me he'd got them like... ;)

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Im ridiculing you cos you have horrendous trainers tbh ;) im not alone in my feelings. Fish wears blazers apparently so I wouldnt count on him as a fashion alibi

 

 

You bought a lumberjack coat so I guess it's a draw. :)

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