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I went a bit mental yesterday.

 

A new posh top from Monsoon

A new top from River Island

A pair of shoes - brown suede

New undies

Some bits and pieces from Virgin Vie

2 stotties

2 bangles from Next

A pair of sunglasses :lol:

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I went a bit mental yesterday.

 

A new posh top from Monsoon

A new top from River Island

A pair of shoes - brown suede

New undies

Some bits and pieces from Virgin Vie

2 stotties

2 bangles from Next

A pair of sunglasses :lol:

 

payday ??

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I went a bit mental yesterday.

 

A new posh top from Monsoon

A new top from River Island

A pair of shoes - brown suede

New undies

Some bits and pieces from Virgin Vie

2 stotties

2 bangles from Next

A pair of sunglasses :lol:

 

payday ??

 

Aye :o

 

It was my treat for having to work all over Easter.

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I went a bit mental yesterday.

 

A new posh top from Monsoon

A new top from River Island

A pair of shoes - brown suede

New undies

Some bits and pieces from Virgin Vie

2 stotties

2 bangles from Next

A pair of sunglasses :lol:

Ridiculously extravagant.

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instead of that get her a single red rose, carefully choose the best one you can find. Get some black food dye and put some into water, then pop the rose in that, leave it for a day, then get some acryllic gold paint and pour it into a saucer, dip the very tips of the flowers petals into the paint, hold it upside down to let the excess drip off, when it's sufficently dry you'll have a deep deep red rose with gold trim. It'll look amazing laid upon her clean white dinner plate before you pop it into a vase while you serve her a home cooked meal.

 

 

and if that doesn't snack her knicker elastic just get her tiddly on the old Cabernet Sauvignon.

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instead of that get her a single red rose, carefully choose the best one you can find. Get some black food dye and put some into water, then pop the rose in that, leave it for a day, then get some acryllic gold paint and pour it into a saucer, dip the very tips of the flowers petals into the paint, hold it upside down to let the excess drip off, when it's sufficently dry you'll have a deep deep red rose with gold trim. It'll look amazing laid upon her clean white dinner plate before you pop it into a vase while you serve her a home cooked meal.

 

 

and if that doesn't snack her knicker elastic just get her tiddly on the old Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

Only gay men are that creative.

 

And roses are so last week :o

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instead of that get her a single red rose, carefully choose the best one you can find. Get some black food dye and put some into water, then pop the rose in that, leave it for a day, then get some acryllic gold paint and pour it into a saucer, dip the very tips of the flowers petals into the paint, hold it upside down to let the excess drip off, when it's sufficently dry you'll have a deep deep red rose with gold trim. It'll look amazing laid upon her clean white dinner plate before you pop it into a vase while you serve her a home cooked meal.

 

 

and if that doesn't snack her knicker elastic just get her tiddly on the old Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

or alternatively, use Rohypnol. Works for The Fish. :o

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instead of that get her a single red rose, carefully choose the best one you can find. Get some black food dye and put some into water, then pop the rose in that, leave it for a day, then get some acryllic gold paint and pour it into a saucer, dip the very tips of the flowers petals into the paint, hold it upside down to let the excess drip off, when it's sufficently dry you'll have a deep deep red rose with gold trim. It'll look amazing laid upon her clean white dinner plate before you pop it into a vase while you serve her a home cooked meal.

 

 

and if that doesn't snack her knicker elastic just get her tiddly on the old Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

Only gay men are that creative.

 

And roses are so last week :o

:razz:

 

oh aye, I'm positively fabulous me man!

 

and a rose when you're a teenager hasn't lost it's appeal. Only when you're a little older do you shift it up a gear and get Lillies and Tulips and Carnations etc. But for a teenage crush a single redrose is much better than a bunch of em.

 

you're just a bloody cynic man woman man :blush:

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instead of that get her a single red rose, carefully choose the best one you can find. Get some black food dye and put some into water, then pop the rose in that, leave it for a day, then get some acryllic gold paint and pour it into a saucer, dip the very tips of the flowers petals into the paint, hold it upside down to let the excess drip off, when it's sufficently dry you'll have a deep deep red rose with gold trim. It'll look amazing laid upon her clean white dinner plate before you pop it into a vase while you serve her a home cooked meal.

 

 

and if that doesn't snack her knicker elastic just get her tiddly on the old Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

or alternatively, use Rohypnol. Works for The Fish. ;)

:blush::lol:

 

:o:razz::gettin:

 

:bedhump:

 

:death:

 

:shades::blush:

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Word to the wise, Fishy - never buy a woman carnations unless you want to end a relationship/she's your grandmother. :blush:

 

 

I went out with a girl for a couple of months who loved carnations. We never really clicked though, she like carnations and I (like you) associated carnations with non-romantic times... that fauz pas in floral ettiquette killed it off before it could get going tbh. :lol:

 

 

(seriously though, she loved carnations.... :razz::o )

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instead of that get her a single red rose, carefully choose the best one you can find. Get some black food dye and put some into water, then pop the rose in that, leave it for a day, then get some acryllic gold paint and pour it into a saucer, dip the very tips of the flowers petals into the paint, hold it upside down to let the excess drip off, when it's sufficently dry you'll have a deep deep red rose with gold trim. It'll look amazing laid upon her clean white dinner plate before you pop it into a vase while you serve her a home cooked meal.

 

 

and if that doesn't snack her knicker elastic just get her tiddly on the old Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

Only gay men are that creative.

 

And roses are so last week :o

:razz:

 

oh aye, I'm positively fabulous me man!

 

and a rose when you're a teenager hasn't lost it's appeal. Only when you're a little older do you shift it up a gear and get Lillies and Tulips and Carnations etc. But for a teenage crush a single redrose is much better than a bunch of em.

 

you're just a bloody cynic man woman man :lol:

 

You're very wrong there actually - my theory is that life's too short to be cynical :gettin:

 

And if you're 'doing' flowers, simple is best. Your rose theory would work well if it really was just a single red rose instead of all this dipping in food colouring/gold leaf/glitter malarkey. Personally I'm not sure I'd appreciate a rose that looked like it had been made on Blue Peter :blush:

 

I know, I know, I'm so ungrateful ;)

 

Further tips:

 

Carnations are funeral flowers

Never buy lilies for a cat owner - they're poisonous (don't tell Toonpack)

Same with daffodills

Tulips are pretty

Freesia are simple, beautiful and smell gorgeous.

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instead of that get her a single red rose, carefully choose the best one you can find. Get some black food dye and put some into water, then pop the rose in that, leave it for a day, then get some acryllic gold paint and pour it into a saucer, dip the very tips of the flowers petals into the paint, hold it upside down to let the excess drip off, when it's sufficently dry you'll have a deep deep red rose with gold trim. It'll look amazing laid upon her clean white dinner plate before you pop it into a vase while you serve her a home cooked meal.

 

 

and if that doesn't snack her knicker elastic just get her tiddly on the old Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

Only gay men are that creative.

 

And roses are so last week :o

 

It was either that or shelling out 10 fucking quid. :razz:

 

Besides, they did the trick. :blush:

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Nowt because I went to my local and the landlady was so paralytic (She's a Mackem so was drinking to celebrate their Championship win) I got all my drinks on the house :lol:

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