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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread


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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Aye, I'm in Wideopen and you can get from mine to the coast and mine to Ponteland without really needing to bother too much with roads.  If I see you in Weetslade, rest assured there's a stick going in your spokes.  REST ASSURED!

Stick in the spokes doesn't make someone flip like Hollywood promises it would. Just locks the front wheel and skids you to a halt. 

 

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45 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye, I'm in Wideopen and you can get from mine to the coast and mine to Ponteland without really needing to bother too much with roads.  

That’s quite a range 

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I might buy an indoor exercise bike with one of those iPad holders so I can download where an app where I match the speed of the puppet man on screen as he scrolls through some PS2 graphics. Because 2024 is the year I become a hermit 

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3 hours ago, The Fish said:

Stick in the spokes doesn't make someone flip like Hollywood promises it would. Just locks the front wheel and skids you to a halt. 

 

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15 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Have you ever ridden a bicycle?

Yes ,which reminds me,  how is your mam,?

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1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Dead, you freaky necrophilliac.

Shame.

 

Some chicks just can't handle it.

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1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

You fuck dead people are you Jimmy Savile in disguise?

 

She was still breathing when I left the money on the sidetable.

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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

KCG getting genuinely concerned here. A lot hanging on this response 

 

I just need to get the old Delorean up to 88mph to be sure of the date.

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On 03/07/2024 at 09:46, Alex said:

That’s quite a range 

😂

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2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Let the good times roll :) 

 

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ADHD is a bitch!

 

A like from wykiki. Hoy man wyks it's good you're into inclusiveness but do you really want this Mr Toad denigrating your sport? 

:CT:

I'll give it 48 hours. ;)

 

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