Renton 24199 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 I can't even hang a painting, hasn't stopped me buying some absolute wrecks, culminating in my present house. It can make sense though, financially, if you budget in the cost of professional renovation. But things inevitably will go over budget and you shouldn't ignore the stress and inconvenience. Very hard to get hold of good tradesmen at the moment too. These property programs like homes under the hammer wind me up with their renovations, usually 3 or 4 times less than it would cost the average Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 10:35, Renton said: These property programs like homes under the hammer wind me up with their renovations, usually 3 or 4 times less than it would cost the average Joe. Expand Not that I'm telling anyone what they don't already know but all the reno shows I've worked on nothing is as it seems and a lot require so much work after the contestants have finished that the actual costs can blow out enormously. We've just moved back into our's after being out for 6 months for renos thank fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51230 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 09:27, Kid Dynamite said: Delete the last page. They've chosen another offer 💩 Now got to decide whether we blow out our buyers, move further afield, rent temporarily... Expand Ah shite, sorry to hear that. Think how much the daft cunt that got it must be overpaying by though. You wouldn't catch you overpaying for a house. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Speaking of house shows, that bald Tory cunt from Location x3 is currently picking up wedge for doing Wickes ads, where he repeats the made-up word “housebarrasment” ad nauseum. I hope a wall falls on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16623 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 10:52, Monkeys Fist said: Speaking of house shows, that bald Tory cunt from Location x3 is currently picking up wedge for doing Wickes ads, where he repeats the made-up word “housebarrasment” ad nauseum. I hope a wall falls on him. Expand Brilliantly tone-deaf, isn't it? "There's an unprecedented global pandemic on, but never mind that, best splash a few grand on a new kitchen so your colleagues don't judge you on your Zoom chats!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37293 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 10:00, Dr Gloom said: sorry to hear that. it's a highly stressful situation. we just moved to a house i hope to die in because i'm fucked if i'm moving again Expand Like you’ve got any say on the matter. Didn’t you just move for the last time about 4 years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37293 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 10:59, Meenzer said: Brilliantly tone-deaf, isn't it? "There's an unprecedented global pandemic on, but never mind that, best splash a few grand on a new kitchen so your colleagues don't judge you on your Zoom chats!" Expand You should judge them on the basis of their internet connection according to that other appalling ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23962 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 11:36, Alex said: Like you’ve got any say on the matter. Didn’t you just move for the last time about 4 years ago? Expand no, i lived in my last house for 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37293 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 11:38, Dr Gloom said: no, i lived in my last house for 10 years. Expand I remember you going on about the size of your mortgage but fuck me - ten years ago? Jesus! Mind, I thought we’d been here 3 years before my lass reminded me it was 5 past November. The bit about you having any say still stands though 😛 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23962 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 11:40, Alex said: I remember you going on about the size of your mortgage but fuck me - ten years ago? Jesus! Mind, I thought we’d been here 3 years before my lass reminded me it was 5 past November. The bit about you having any say still stands though 😛 Expand the years start flying by after you have kids like - it's terrifying. we were happy in our old place but moved this time to be in the catchment for the local secondary school. but you're not wrong. i do as i'm told - it's the secret to a happy marriage. if we have one more move in us, it'll be to somewhere more rural after the kids have both fucked off - so at least 15 years from now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37293 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Probably same with us. I’m more than happy here but might move to the sticks at some point. Scotland the way things are going 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4671 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 10:52, Monkeys Fist said: Speaking of house shows, that bald Tory cunt from Location x3 is currently picking up wedge for doing Wickes ads, where he repeats the made-up word “housebarrasment” ad nauseum. I hope a wall falls on him. Expand The lass off that show is probably in my top 3 fantasy hate shags tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37293 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 She’s nee Sarah Beeny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37293 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Still would though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 12:41, Alex said: She’s nee Sarah Beeny Expand Sarah Beeny “This double-fronted property is well-maintained but needs its back doors kicking in. “ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14812 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 And here’s me being quite happy with my new posh food processor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 13:04, Ayatollah Hermione said: And here’s me being quite happy with my new posh food processor. Expand Is it Chinese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37293 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Is that a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19335 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 12:41, Alex said: She’s nee Sarah Beeny Expand Allsop? I wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick. There's hate shags and then there's hate shags, but shirley the object of the hate/shag has to be at least presentable? not a fuckin six pinter. Beeney is a similar sort; posh, opinionated and high tory.... she's also very, very sexy.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24199 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 10:52, Monkeys Fist said: Speaking of house shows, that bald Tory cunt from Location x3 is currently picking up wedge for doing Wickes ads, where he repeats the made-up word “housebarrasment” ad nauseum. I hope a wall falls on him. Expand Phil fucking Spencer. I can't tell you how much I hate him and his copresenter pig in chief, "Kirstles". Apparently he's an avid hunter, just to add to his cuntishness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 13:06, Alex said: Is that a euphemism? Expand I posted one of my favourite shite ( and a bit lacist) jokes somewhere on here the other day. Q: What do you call a Chinese Lass with a food processor on her head? A: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24199 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 11:47, Alex said: Probably same with us. I’m more than happy here but might move to the sticks at some point. Scotland the way things are going Expand Snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 13:15, Renton said: Phil fucking Spencer. I can't tell you how much I hate him and his copresenter pig in chief, "Kirstles". Apparently he's an avid hunter, just to add to his cuntishness. Expand What a cunt- he’s not even housebarrassed about it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23962 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 13:00, Monkeys Fist said: Sarah Beeny “This double-fronted property is well-maintained but needs its back doors kicking in. “ Expand "i had no idea my knowledge of property development would attract so many viewers" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11344 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 11:45, Dr Gloom said: the years start flying by after you have kids like - it's terrifying. we were happy in our old place but moved this time to be in the catchment for the local secondary school. but you're not wrong. i do as i'm told - it's the secret to a happy marriage. if we have one more move in us, it'll be to somewhere more rural after the kids have both fucked off - so at least 15 years from now. Expand We chose our area because of the primary school catchment area. Mrs wanted to choose one for the local secondary but I figured that, in a decade, the excellent schools might be shit holes and the shit holes might be excellent. Plus, once I teach him how to play as a false 10 he won't need schoolun' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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