ewerk 30611 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Probably cheaper just to hang a sign round your neck stating 'I'm a cunt'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Cunt seems harsh. Twat probably more appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 If the 500 teenagers that got on my bus today were to post in here, the answer would certainly be "Lynx Africa and I'm going to spray the full can on myself" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 6 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: If the 500 teenagers that got on my bus today were to post in here, the answer would certainly be "Lynx Africa and I'm going to spray the full can on myself" It could be worse, they could've not bothered at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 (edited) Edited October 18, 2019 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Wtf is that? Looks like something off the Death Star. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 It's a testicle jacuzzi. Told you @ewerk was a wrong un. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 A Lego testicle jacuzzi at that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20146 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Is that one of the highly gay footbath things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 So I'm the only one who reads @Anorthernsoul's posts. On 10/18/2019 at 22:11, Anorthernsoul said: https://vt.co/lifestyle/health/company-are-selling-a-mini-jacuzzi-just-for-your/?utm_source=vt&utm_medium=junglecreations&utm_campaign=post&fbclid=IwAR1JXE6Fc38aawpgWyJZNCRV2fN0hDUuT33knzei_aMEfBt71jJXsG46veY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 No, but you are the only one with a testicle jacuzzi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: No, but you are the only one with a testicle jacuzzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7029 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 I need a new phone and Amazon are doing the iPhone X for £619 until midnight. I don't have £619 spare so a quick google and I found a Sainsburys credit card with 22months 0% on new purchases. Happy days. Just applied and got confirmation the card will be with me in a week and I can't buy anything on it until then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 This isn’t the what haven’t you bought thread 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 If you have another card then buy it on that then move it to a zero % balance transfer card. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7029 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Too late, but aye that would have made sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 So my dream of being a pianist has died and I’ve discovered something else I’m not good at. So the organ (the not a) has been sold and a Sonos Arc will be taking its place. Hope it lives upto the hype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 You’ll always be a bit of a pianist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Wow, who knew learning a musical instrument required discipline, patience and an actual attention span? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Wow, who knew learning a musical instrument required discipline, patience and an actual attention span? As Eric used to say, “I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Anyway, I got one of those glass toasters the other day because these are the things I get excited about now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Is toasted glass nicer than normal glass? edit; is it a pane to use? ( I’m available for weddings and parties). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 https://www.harrods.com/en-gb/shopping/noun-smart-cooking-appliance-15061589?utm_source=google_uk&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=home_and_furniture&utm_content=bugatti_15061589-7983&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=CjwKCAjw5vz2BRAtEiwAbcVIL5ftGPMK1I_IrMdeNYtfdl-GDwYHIhXHZu8g8A2LJFxhZrnqxz4iaBoC6hkQAvD_BwE This was the first thing that came up when I googled “glass toaster” £1900 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Is toasted glass nicer than normal glass? edit; is it a pane to use? ( I’m available for weddings and parties). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Tom said: https://www.harrods.com/en-gb/shopping/noun-smart-cooking-appliance-15061589?utm_source=google_uk&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=home_and_furniture&utm_content=bugatti_15061589-7983&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=CjwKCAjw5vz2BRAtEiwAbcVIL5ftGPMK1I_IrMdeNYtfdl-GDwYHIhXHZu8g8A2LJFxhZrnqxz4iaBoC6hkQAvD_BwE This was the first thing that came up when I googled “glass toaster” £1900 Mine was slightly cheaper. By just £1880 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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