Monkeys Fist 43583 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Since you're obviously the fat one on the left, I'd say young Gemmill is about to dish you out a paggering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34427 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Most gingers prefer to shave it off, Anyway. Less five o'clock shadow, more Capri sun glow on their cones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47055 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I'm putting blinds up in velux windows tonight. Let the swearing commence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47055 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Spectacularly easy. Three windows done in about 40 minutes. Hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4920 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Since you're obviously the fat one on the left, I'd say young Gemmill is about to dish you out a paggering. He has no chance, I'm going for those dodgy knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43583 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Blobby prepares for battle..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22401 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Cos the movers couldn't manoeuvre my old sofa into my new living room. (the bottom one looks like a different colour, but I'm getting it in the same colour as the other two) So looking at that armchair, let's get this straight. You've moved out the family house, decided to skip the middle aged city bachelor flat, skipped family house number 2, skipped the bungalow, and moved straight into an old peoples' home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47055 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 That's not an armchair, assface. It's called a tub chair, and I will be too busy lying on the sofa to ever sit on it. Lest we forget you designed and commissioned your own stained glass window btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22511 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Renton will never be allowed to forget that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43583 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 We need our resident soft furnishings expert to clarify whether or not this is, in fact, an armchair. It doesn't appear to have a curved back, so I'm pitching tent in Renton "The Fenestrator"'s camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34427 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 There's a stained glass window in a door round ours, it has NUFC crest in it. About 50cms tall. Always laugh when I see it, it is horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22511 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 You kept that quiet all these years - I never knew you were in Renton's club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4920 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 We need our resident soft furnishings expert to clarify whether or not this is, in fact, an armchair. It doesn't appear to have a curved back, so I'm pitching tent in Renton "The Fenestrator"'s camp. It pains me to say it, but I think Gemmill has made a pleasing choice. The downside. It's analine leather so he really should rub it all over with protective cream and nurture it weekly. He won't. It also stains very easy so when he has those wild, drink fuelled sex parties..... Oh wait. When he drops his popcorn he needs to be very careful. However, it's super soft and he will think he's sitting on a marshmallow. As for THAT chair. It looks a bit naff straight on, but side on it oozes Retro coolness. If I didn't know better, I'd have guessed I was looking through the keyhole of no other than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Gosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43583 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Gemmill needs to moisturise his arse leather. Post of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15839 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Gemmill needs to moisturise his arse leather. Standing up or sitting down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7095 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Distressed brown leather, like an old queer's foreskin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47055 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 It pains me to say it, but I think Gemmill has made a pleasing choice. The downside. It's analine leather so he really should rub it all over with protective cream and nurture it weekly. He won't. It also stains very easy so when he has those wild, drink fuelled sex parties..... Oh wait. When he drops his popcorn he needs to be very careful. However, it's super soft and he will think he's sitting on a marshmallow. As for THAT chair. It looks a bit naff straight on, but side on it oozes Retro coolness. If I didn't know better, I'd have guessed I was looking through the keyhole of no other than... Yeah I'm pretty cool. Thanks for the review. The coolest thing was me choosing it within 5 minutes of entering the shop - real men don't ponder furniture decisions. And you're right, I won't be treating the leather. Fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22401 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 (edited) Gemmology, it's CT who is liking this monstrosity. CT! Edit: gemmology, interesting predictive text... Edited February 9, 2016 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22401 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 And as for choosing it in 5 minutes, I hope this time you measured it up........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47055 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I even went on Google and calculated the hypotenuse to ensure they could tip it through its diagonal onto its end and get it into the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47055 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 By the way, monstrosity. Fuck you! A man who designed his own stained glass window whilst still in his 20s has, at best, questionable taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22401 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Well, if I got an endorsement of my window from CT, I would have been worried. But anyway, that house has been sold now and the next generation of 20 something couple are enjoying the benefit of having a beautiful bespoke landing stained glass window to put smiles on their faces every morning. So fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47055 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just the thought of you sitting staring at the window and the thought actually forming in your head: "you know what would look great there? A stained glass window. But not just any stained glass window. This is gonna need my guidance to capture what I'm seeing in my mind's eye right now." Then standing up out of your seat, as if someone jammed a hot poker up your khyber, and announcing to your lass: "I, Gordon Renton Ramsay, am going to design my first stained glass window, at the age of 26." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11070 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 It pains me to say it, but I think Gemmill has made a pleasing choice. The downside. It's analine leather so he really should rub it all over with protective cream and nurture it weekly. He won't. It also stains very easy so when he has those wild, drink fuelled sex parties..... Oh wait. When he drops his popcorn he needs to be very careful. However, it's super soft and he will think he's sitting on a marshmallow. As for THAT chair. It looks a bit naff straight on, but side on it oozes Retro coolness. Check out the Sofa Whisperer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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