Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 is fucking annoying I come in a 9 tonight, and I honestly don't know if she's in bed asleep or out on the raz. She has this annoying habit of going to bed stupidly early on weeknights, so I don't know if I should be quiet or if i'm free to sink a few cans with the dolby 5.1 at a decent volume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Go and fuck her up the shitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 Go and fuck her up the shitter. and if she's not in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Blatantly pretending to be in bed because she doesnt want you sleezing all over her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Go and fuck her up the shitter. and if she's not in Lob one out in her bed whilst sniffing a pair of her dirty knickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6785 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 (edited) Just crank up the noise. If she comes out and moans just say you didn't realise she was in. Its science. By the way, is she a fitty? Edited January 16, 2007 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Nothing fucking worse than living with inconsiderate fuckers who stay up making noise all night when most decent civilized people are trying to get a decent amount of sleep; and then sleep throughout the day when you actually would like to be socialising/doing stuff with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 is fucking annoying I come in a 9 tonight, and I honestly don't know if she's in bed asleep or out on the raz. She has this annoying habit of going to bed stupidly early on weeknights, so I don't know if I should be quiet or if i'm free to sink a few cans with the dolby 5.1 at a decent volume I've noticed quite a few people on here are havingh an early night as well since you started posting, could it be your shit patter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 she's just got in, regaling me for the last 5 minutes about her MSN stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6785 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Nothing fucking worse than living with inconsiderate fuckers who stay up making noise all night when most decent civilized people are trying to get a decent amount of sleep; and then sleep throughout the day when you actually would like to be socialising/doing stuff with them. Hardly think 9pm is staying up late...but I see your general point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 she's just got in, regaling me for the last 5 minutes about her MSN stalker She hasn't realised she's living with him, must be thick as mince tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Nothing fucking worse than living with inconsiderate fuckers who stay up making noise all night when most decent civilized people are trying to get a decent amount of sleep; and then sleep throughout the day when you actually would like to be socialising/doing stuff with them. Hardly think 9pm is staying up late...but I see your general point. Yeah, I agree that 9pm isn't late. But generally things that start at 9 continue somewhat into the middle of the night. Unless it's vic, of course, who clearly lives with a girl he doesn't even get on with, and drinks alone with the music on loud. Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 Nothing fucking worse than living with inconsiderate fuckers who stay up making noise all night when most decent civilized people are trying to get a decent amount of sleep; and then sleep throughout the day when you actually would like to be socialising/doing stuff with them. Hardly think 9pm is staying up late...but I see your general point. Yeah, I agree that 9pm isn't late. But generally things that start at 9 continue somewhat into the middle of the night. Unless it's vic, of course, who clearly lives with a girl he doesn't even get on with, and drinks alone with the music on loud. Winner! well, I would lounge around with yoko ono, but i'm not a fucking tit tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 she's just got in, regaling me for the last 5 minutes about her MSN stalker . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . YOU!!11!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I bet she walked in, saw him and though "shit, i was hoping he would have his music on so i could sneak in and go to bed! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Nothing fucking worse than living with inconsiderate fuckers who stay up making noise all night when most decent civilized people are trying to get a decent amount of sleep; and then sleep throughout the day when you actually would like to be socialising/doing stuff with them. Hardly think 9pm is staying up late...but I see your general point. Yeah, I agree that 9pm isn't late. But generally things that start at 9 continue somewhat into the middle of the night. Unless it's vic, of course, who clearly lives with a girl he doesn't even get on with, and drinks alone with the music on loud. Winner! well, I would lounge around with yoko ono, but i'm not a fucking tit tbh Even in your already intimidatingly long list of piss-poor comebacks, that's pretty limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 (edited) Vic - do correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to recall that this flatmate of yours is considerably younger than you, and that you/she also live with her mother? I'd trawl through the N-O archives to prove this point if (1) I could really be arsed (2) N-O was still working - but since neither (1) nor (2) apply at this point in time I'll just go along with the assumption that you're lodging with a couple of dodgy slappers from Gilmerton who tolerate your presence simply because it boosts their household income and allows them to spurt their Housing Benefit on Regal Kingsize and Blue WKD? Edited January 16, 2007 by GeordieMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Vic - do correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to recall that this flatmate of yours is considerably younger than you, and that you/she also live with her mother? I'd trawl through the N-O archives to prove this point if (1) I could really be arsed (2) N-O was still working - but since neither (1) nor (2) apply at this point in time I'll just go along with the assumption that you're lodging with a couple of dodgy slappers from Gilmerton who tolerate your presence simply because it boosts their household income and allows them to spurt their Housing Benefit on Regal Kingsize and Blue WKD? Remember GM Vic..... Came round while you were away. I see a pattern developing here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 What pattern would that be Parky? Pray tell, for I'm plainly not tuned into Parky FM* tonight. *FM in this instance means "Fucking Mental" rather than "Frequency Modulation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20773 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Go and fuck her up the shitter. Thats why I love this forum, very sensible answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 What pattern would that be Parky? Pray tell, for I'm plainly not tuned into Parky FM* tonight. *FM in this instance means "Fucking Mental" rather than "Frequency Modulation" Remember when he kept saying he wanted a decent breakfast and was ganna come round.... ....and you had to pretend you were going on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 ....or am I just making this shit up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 parky, whatever it is stop smoking it and GM no idea where you got htat idead, she is a couple of years older than me, but she does piss off every weekend TO her mother's, in fact last weekend for the hearts game was the FIRST weekend she's been around since I moved in. Mummy's girl tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 parky, whatever it is stop smoking it and GM no idea where you got htat idead, she is a couple of years older than me, but she does piss off every weekend TO her mother's, in fact last weekend for the hearts game was the FIRST weekend she's been around since I moved in. Mummy's girl tbh Everyone I know/knew who went home every weekend do/did so because they were profoundly unhappy with who/where they were living (with) at the time. And to pre-empt the woefully obvious retort; none of them were my flatmates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 ....or am I just making this shit up? No. Something along those lines happened alright...but to be fair to Invicta (yes I know! I said "to be fair to Invicta" !!) it was, as I recall, tied up with a certain "Snoopy" stirring it up. All Invicta ever did was ask me as a fellow Edinburgher for advice where to go for a proper greasy spoon breakfast - and then things disintegrated from that point, until Invicta (presumably joking, I hope) suggested he'd just turn up at my pad. Christ though Parky - I think all of this will be exceptionally boring, irrelevant and profoundly uninteresting for the average TT'er. Invicta's no stalker. Is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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