Lazarus 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 8 cook books for a fiver http://www.thebookpeople.co.uk/webapp/wcs/...27603_category_ Apprantly you can also find a free postage voucher type thing via google as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Aren't the book people some kind of rubbish membership that forces you to buy so many books a year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Aren't the book people some kind of rubbish membership that forces you to buy so many books a year? Don't think so. The book people come round to my work once a month and there's usually bargains to be had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47084 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Have they got pictures? I need ones with big pictures. And the actual cooking instructions have to be two paragraphs at most. Any more than that and it's too complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Have they got pictures? I need ones with big pictures. And the actual cooking instructions have to be two paragraphs at most. Any more than that and it's too complicated. I.e. you need a take away menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47084 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Have they got pictures? I need ones with big pictures. And the actual cooking instructions have to be two paragraphs at most. Any more than that and it's too complicated. I.e. you need a take away menu. Shut it, chubby chops. You wouldn't be saying that if you'd seen me slaving over the stove last night. And you can stop imagining me in a pinny and nothing else right this minute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Have they got pictures? I need ones with big pictures. And the actual cooking instructions have to be two paragraphs at most. Any more than that and it's too complicated. They must also be waterproof and chewable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15869 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 And no sharp edges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47084 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 God I just want to hurt you people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15869 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Hence no sharp edges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47084 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. Don't know how you dare, blimpy boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47084 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. That's quite funny, but not as funny as my image of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. That's quite funny, but not as funny as my image of you. Renton didn't get where he is today waiting three minutes for a microwave meal, let me tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. I was once pissed and threw up my Chicken Tikka Massala (on my parent's beige carpet) - one of these ones full of colouring. For a few minutes I was convinced I'd had a major stomach haemorrage and very nearly dialled 999 until I remembered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. I was once pissed and threw up my Chicken Tikka Massala (on my parent's beige carpet) - one of these ones full of colouring. For a few minutes I was convinced I'd had a major stomach haemorrage and very nearly dialled 999 until I remembered. You want us to believe your stomach actually rejected something, fatty arbuckle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. I was once pissed and threw up my Chicken Tikka Massala (on my parent's beige carpet) - one of these ones full of colouring. For a few minutes I was convinced I'd had a major stomach haemorrage and very nearly dialled 999 until I remembered. You want us to believe your stomach actually rejected something, fatty arbuckle? Wtf is all this baiting of me today about? Mancy, you're 28 I believe. When I was your age I was nowhere near your size. You'll be HUGE in 10 years if you don't watch it, let me tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. I was once pissed and threw up my Chicken Tikka Massala (on my parent's beige carpet) - one of these ones full of colouring. For a few minutes I was convinced I'd had a major stomach haemorrage and very nearly dialled 999 until I remembered. You want us to believe your stomach actually rejected something, fatty arbuckle? Wtf is all this baiting of me today about? Mancy, you're 28 I believe. When I was your age I was nowhere near your size. You'll be HUGE in 10 years if you don't watch it, let me tell you. He's 29. Very nearly 30 in fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Anything more complicated than "Remove outer packaging and place in microwave for 3 minutes" is too complicated for Gemmill. Besides, he won't be able to wait that long. I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. I was once pissed and threw up my Chicken Tikka Massala (on my parent's beige carpet) - one of these ones full of colouring. For a few minutes I was convinced I'd had a major stomach haemorrage and very nearly dialled 999 until I remembered. You want us to believe your stomach actually rejected something, fatty arbuckle? Wtf is all this baiting of me today about? Mancy, you're 28 I believe. When I was your age I was nowhere near your size. You'll be HUGE in 10 years if you don't watch it, let me tell you. He's 29. Very nearly 30 in fact I bet that's not waist size either. Straining to get in those 32s I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 34 waist Straining to get in those 501's tbh. Thats not the brand name either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2811 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 34 waist Straining to get in those 501's tbh. Thats not the brand name either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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