Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 34 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: FYP FYP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: FYP Couldn't be arsed to post that image that many times on my phone, but knew I could rely on you to FMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 Bhunarmy! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15737 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 When we hit the bathroom This is what we'll sing We are diarrhoetic Geordies Grossman is our king 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 We've got Bhuna in the middle, That is exactly what we need Rice straight from a pack Wet Wipes at the back Whys it hurt everytime I peeeeeee 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 🎵We are the CT, The CT family And we are desperate, and we are sad We're force fed bhuna, From Sahib Grossman 'Cos we've got A knacker for a dad.🎶 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 We have an outdoor… An outdoor sofa, We dig up rubbish, and think it’s gold We’re paddle boarding And voting Corbyn I didn’t have a next line so I used this instead. Bhun Bhun ! Cack and shite army! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 10 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: 🎵We are the CT, The CT family And we are desperate, and we are sad We're force fed bhuna, From Sahib Grossman 'Cos we've got A knacker for a dad.🎶 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 @Gemmill can you repost that brisket recipe you mentioned a while back please ?? Would like to give it try as it sounded like it had high expected scrumptiousness (xS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 22, 2023 Author Share Posted April 22, 2023 33 minutes ago, Toonpack said: @Gemmill can you repost that brisket recipe you mentioned a while back please ?? Would like to give it try as it sounded like it had high expected scrumptiousness (xS) Here you go mate. Hope you like it! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Cheers , will give it a go through the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 6 hours ago, Toonpack said: @Gemmill can you repost that brisket recipe you mentioned a while back please ?? Would like to give it try as it sounded like it had high expected scrumptiousness (xS) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 2 hours ago, RobinRobin said: I’d rattle through her underskirts, tout de suite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’d rattle through her underskirts, tout de suite. Are you sure ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 22, 2023 Author Share Posted April 22, 2023 She's deed now. Went in the last year or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 933 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 34 minutes ago, Gemmill said: She's deed now. Went in the last year or two. I doubt that would stop him, to be honest. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 47 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said: I doubt that would stop him, to be honest. Never say "no" to adventures. Always say "yes", otherwise you'll lead a very dull life. Also, You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious, even if you are “de rigor”. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: Are you sure ? 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: She's deed now. Went in the last year or two. Ageism. Exhumed and reported 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’d rattle through her underskirts, tout de suite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Day off today, so having thrown away the Wench’s to-do list, I’ve just put a pot of Pastisada in the oven to bubble away nicely until teatime. ( It’s basically Greek bolognaise from Corfu, slow cooked with big pieces of beef) Method- Brown beef in olive oil and garlic, remove from casserole pot. Slowly soften , in the beefy pot, equal amounts of finely chopped onion, carrot, celery. I add 4-5 whole but cracked large garlic cloves here too. After 10-15 minutes, add tomato purée, garlic purée, and a good dollop of pesto. Put the beef back in, sprinkle on some paprika, chilli, and a little bit of cinnamon. Deglaze with a good slug of white wine. Reduce Add beef stock and passata, and a teaspoon of sugar. Hoy in the oven on low. Fresh basil on it just before you serve. Have it with linguine or spaghetti, or, as we’re doing today, plenty of warm sourdough bread. (Not my pic, I’ll post one when it’s done, if I remember. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Day off today, so having thrown away the Wench’s to-do list, I’ve just put a pot of Pastisada in the oven to bubble away nicely until teatime. ( It’s basically Greek bolognaise from Corfu, slow cooked with big pieces of beef) Method- Brown beef in olive oil and garlic, remove from casserole pot. Slowly soften , in the beefy pot, equal amounts of finely chopped onion, carrot, celery. I add 4-5 whole but cracked large garlic cloves here too. After 10-15 minutes, add tomato purée, garlic purée, and a good dollop of pesto. Put the beef back in, sprinkle on some paprika, chilli, and a little bit of cinnamon. Deglaze with a good slug of white wine. Reduce Add beef stock and passata, and a teaspoon of sugar. Hoy in the oven on low. Fresh basil on it just before you serve. Have it with linguine or spaghetti, or, as we’re doing today, plenty of warm sourdough bread. (Not my pic, I’ll post one when it’s done, if I remember. ) @Christmas Tree Don't you dare attempt this. This looks tasty AF and we all know that your swing at this will swap out the beef for a shoe or something. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Didn’t have celery- used lettuce. Didn’t have beef- used mince Didn't have sourdough - used a bun Didn’t have passata- used ketchup. Turned out perfect 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted April 24, 2023 Author Share Posted April 24, 2023 I'm back on keto. 🙄 My lass wanted to and it's basically impossible for one of you to be on it. So out goes pizzas, sourdough, and all manner of other delicious things. In comes terrible substitutes for these nice non keto foods. On the plus side, the weight fucking drops off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15737 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Didn’t have celery- used lettuce. Didn’t have beef- used mince Didn't have sourdough - used a bun Didn’t have passata- used ketchup. Turned out perfect As if it'd look that good. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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