Christmas Tree 4711 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Why would they make chicken breast steaks where you have to eat two to get one portion. When you buy fillet steak do you consider two to constitute one portion? One of those things is one portion man. Facts are facts, dyson Doug. 2 x chicken breasts = 440g 5 x chicken steaks = 330g Do the math bean counter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I reckon CT's budgie has fallen victim to the 3 week attention span It swims with the fishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 No problem Blob, except I didn't recommend it. I recommended an entirely different recipe, for different meat, without a stone of pasta. It did have some of that Curry wine though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 Facts are facts, dyson Doug. 2 x chicken breasts = 440g 5 x chicken steaks = 330g Do the math bean counter Here are the facts. You are: 1. Big 2. Getting bigger Do the math bean eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Can't wait for the next time I see Gemmill like. No doubt he'll be looking like Christian Bale in The Machinist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 193 pounds this morning Johnson. That's 13st 11 to its friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Here's one for you CT: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 193 pounds this morning Johnson. That's 13st 11 to its friends. I'm just bitter because I can't exercise that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 It swims with the fishes Moider! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I reckon CT's budgie has fallen victim to the 3 week attention span Random budgie story. My auntie had a budgie years ago and it escaped from it's cage one day. They thought it had flown out of the back door until they were getting a new kitchen fitted 10 years later and found a budgie carcass down the back of the freezer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Here's one for you CT: Please tell me this is a pisstake sketch from some comedy show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Random budgie story. My auntie had a budgie years ago and it escaped from it's cage one day. They thought it had flown out of the back door until they were getting a new kitchen fitted 10 years later and found a budgie carcass down the back of the freezer... Was their kitchen not honking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Please tell me this is a pisstake sketch from some comedy show? She's legit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_deen Amazingly, she announced last year that she has type 2 diabetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Wonder how she got that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 You'll notice Meenz, that she isn't frying the whole cheesecake. She's cutting it into cheesecake steaks, which means its ok to have 2 or 3 in one go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 3-5 cheesecake portions, garam masala sauce, packet of tagliatelle, sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 3-5 cheesecake portions, garam masala sauce, packet of tagliatelle,breakfast sorted. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Here's one for you CT: Might as well give up and go home! What a woman. I bet it tastes delicious. (And if Gordon or Jamie knocked it up they'd all be saying "wow, what a twist on a cheesecake " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 OK, even I'm feeling a bit guilty now. Going to get some prawns out to defrost for tonight's offering, the trusty "paella" from Ainsley's Meals In Minutes. The inevitable tweaks: Ditch the vegetable oil and smoked ham, replacing it with 100-125g of cubed chorizo, slowly fried in a dry pan to release its own oil before the onions are added. Much tastier. And if using stock cubes (as I will be), you can easily use half as many as usual (with the same quantity of water) to seriously cut down on the salt - there's plenty of flavour in there from the chorizo, paprika and co. already. (Since it's a nice easy evening meal, I'll even forgive the fruity "Ooh, how about a glass of Rioja?". What a wally that man is. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 This chorizo oil thing is genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 Wally is the perfect word to describe Ainsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Such a bastard that cooking has to be so unhealthy. (And yes I know you can cook healthier versions of stuff and moderation etc but still). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Such a bastard that cooking has to be so unhealthy. (And yes I know you can cook healthier versions of stuff and moderation etc but still). There's nothing healthier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 You are the clown prince of the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Ant's bolognese again for tea tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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