Dr Gloom 21931 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I assumed because it was yellow and stringy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Do these seem like the most likely explanations, you silly penises. Aren’t Bananas now sterile and have to be artificially reproduced? In other news, Jaffa Cakes are nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Im currently eating Greggs Corned Beef pasties in Warburtons bread? Anyone else a total fucking minger or is it just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Pastie sandwich? Hats off to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 12 minutes ago, peasepud said: Im currently eating Greggs Corned Beef pasties in Warburtons bread? Anyone else a total fucking minger or is it just me? That sounds heavenly tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Just now, Craig said: That sounds heavenly tbf It’ll certainly get you there quicker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’ll certainly get you there quicker Fuck it, something is gonna kill you. Might as well taste good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30621 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 CT has just been rushed to hospital with keto flu after reading that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Had many a greggs pasty sandwich and would kill for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Not now, Keto 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21931 Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 We don’t talk about keto no no no 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Keto Cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15550 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Keto Coasters FYP 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21931 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 As dry as a nun’s cunt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: As dry as a nun’s cunt Thats what a cup of tea is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44912 Posted February 2, 2022 Author Share Posted February 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: As dry as a nun’s cunt 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44912 Posted February 2, 2022 Author Share Posted February 2, 2022 Just now, Christmas Tree said: Thats what a cup of tea is for. Lucky lady, your wife. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 You can make really good keto cookies with protein shake powder & fibre powder. Probably best do some exercise as well like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Neither of those things is what a cup of tea is for 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44912 Posted February 2, 2022 Author Share Posted February 2, 2022 Kettle on, kit off. CT family motto. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 On 28/01/2022 at 13:23, peasepud said: Im currently eating Greggs Corned Beef pasties in Warburtons bread? Anyone else a total fucking minger or is it just me? Someone I worked with had a theory that any 2 savoury items from greggs can be combined. So if it was greggs bread , then that would fit the "law" (do they even sell loaves anymore?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Technically, he’s correct, just as long as you have the tastebuds of a dead otter. They still sell Stotties, I think it’s the only bread they do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21629 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 They do nice buns with shitloads of cornflour on top as well. I don't think bread counts as savoury, its more just a staple. God what fascinating discussions we have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 7 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Keto Cookies You been slicing off the dead skin on your heels again? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Gregg’s new experimental line- Smashed Pasties 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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