Alex 35081 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Guaranteed he used Jif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 19/04/2012 at 17:11, Gemmill said: Honestly his food always looks like Benidorm menu photos. Those cucumbers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 05/11/2013 at 22:00, Brock Manson said: Ey Giuseppe, it's-a the curry man again. Quick, get-a the jar of Sharwoods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Tuna mayo with water/lettuce. Iceberg at that. Nothing but the best 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 26 minutes ago, Alex said: Guaranteed he used Jif ...stainless steel cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35081 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Didn’t have any Jif, used Cif instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I hear Jamie Oliver drizzles it over everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4251 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 That’s deffo marge on that baked spud as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35081 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Meenzer said: I hear Jamie Oliver drizzles it over everything. Nearly got divorced over that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21624 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 18/02/2013 at 06:57, Christmas Tree said: Haute cuisine. Trademark CT. Note not only the classic cherry tomatoes, but note also use of processed ham and the porcine cannibalistic bite mark from the middle cracker. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Renton said: Haute cuisine. Trademark CT. Note not only the classic cherry tomatoes, but note also use of processed ham and the porcine cannibalistic bite mark from the middle cracker. Wtf is that - egg mayo and processed ham on ryvetta? I just snorted laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42442 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Knob cheese de Boldon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 12/09/2014 at 20:30, Christmas Tree said: Easy enough to knock up but a bit like eating underlay. It's a no from me. It’s a no from me too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42442 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 What the gibbering fuck is that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 05/06/2014 at 15:02, Christmas Tree said: Lovely little healthy diet snack to fend off the munchies. Sliced mushrooms microwaved for 2 minutes, then season ed with chilli flakes, black pepper and garlic granules before being popped back in the microwave for a further minute. At fellow dieter, @@Meenzer feel free to use this recipe. This one wouldn’t make sense without the photographic evidence. There’s a funny discussion around page 240 something where CT takes on the whole board, extolling the virtues of microwaving beetroot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Fucking hell, I'd actually hoy up if I ate those mushrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 The garlic granules before that extra minute in the microwave is the secret 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 21/04/2014 at 18:00, Christmas Tree said: Salad for tea. Somehow I have to fit a jacket potato and boiled egg on this plate!!! I can only imagine the damage that CTs netty takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42442 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On 14/06/2014 at 10:40, Christmas Tree said: So the final two beetroots are off to the oven for a make or break roasting. Sadly, there seems lots of confusion around the web as to the length of time required ranging from 50-60 minutes at 200 to 2-3 hours at 180....! On 14/06/2014 at 11:03, Gemmill said: I hope you fall in the oven with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted December 11, 2019 Author Share Posted December 11, 2019 fucking hell, I am hilarious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9775 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 22 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: It’s a no from me too It's no no, a nooooo and a nein from me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33203 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 23 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: It’s a no from me too Wtf is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42442 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Wtf is that? Rancid “baby soup” on a years worth of athletes foot scab… …. which sounds more appetising than it looks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33203 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 CT, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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