Gemmill 43270 Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 That kid needs euthanising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 That's a bit harsh Gemmill. 7:15 isn't that early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 That's a bit harsh Gemmill. 7:15 isn't that early. Exactly my initial thought. Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 And yet, he fought for custody of the Roomba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I mean, I do nightshifts cos I'm not a morning person, but even I realise that I have to make some sacrifices as a mother on a schoolday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 As a mother myself, ( ) my kids know I don't function until coffee has been drunk... Although, Fist Jnr. has realised that a Hulk Smash to Dad's bollocks will jump start me. The little shithouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34307 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I was making pancakes for the bairn at 7.15am today. That's love Oh and his dad (a teacher) told me tonight that one of the kids at his school will only eat pancakes with gravy on. That's Washington for you They should do a Washington-style complete with gravy in IHOP. If they don't already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4545 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Why do some onions dice ok and others sting your eyes? Is it to do with freshness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34307 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Some are stronger, some are milder. Just the variety I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21588 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I've started throwing half a clove of crushed raw garlic in my salads. Lush addition to spice it up but I feel like I honk a day later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4545 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I've started throwing half a clove of crushed raw garlic in my salads. Lush addition to spice it up but I feel like I honk a day later. You should try crushed chillies. You can get them in a handy twist bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Or you could cut up a chilli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Why do some onions dice ok and others sting your eyes? Is it to do with freshness? Stick your tongue out whilst cutting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Why do some onions dice ok and others sting your eyes? Is it to do with freshness?Yes. Have a bath before cutting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Cut them in the bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41526 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Have a bath, then go shopping. Then have a bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Hold a wooden matchstick in your teeth whilst chopping. Seriously, it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29826 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Plus you get to feel like a cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Remember to light it first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4545 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 All very amusing stuff chaps, but this could be the first time in toontastic history where no one has the knowledge to answer this question. Exactly the same onions, bought from the same supermarket, stored the same way, can sometime sting and sometimes not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29826 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 (edited) I think it's more the case that no one cares. Edited February 12, 2016 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4545 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Any excuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Some people just want to watch CT cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 There's a cone-head wondering just why, sometimes when cutting onions that they tend to make him cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34307 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 All very amusing stuff chaps, but this could be the first time in toontastic history where no one has the knowledge to answer this question. Exactly the same onions, bought from the same supermarket, stored the same way, can sometime sting and sometimes not. If only there was some sort of resource available where you could find this out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion#Eye_irritation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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