Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 When Mrs.F. had her emergency caesarean it was like an explosion in a butcher's shop (our first child, I made the mistake of looking), but never once did the thought cross my mind, " There's a tasty looking chunk, wonder if they'll wrap it up for me?" The Hippies have a lot to answer for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29809 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 CT can currently be spotted rooting around the bins outside the local maternity ward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43234 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 Anyone know how long you should microwave a placenta for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Depends how thickly you slice it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21568 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) pass the hacksaw, i'll get to it after i've finished butchering the tomatoes. Edited May 1, 2014 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Chicken salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Mmmm, Cheddary beetroot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) Jesus that looks boring. Edited May 1, 2014 by Ausman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Cheese is not a salad dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 It is in East Boldon, mind, that's also stretching the definition of salad. He's hoyed a random collection of stuff on a plate, put lettuce on and said " SALAD!!!" " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 A colleague is having tinned macaroni cheese for tea. It looks and smells like gloopy sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2900 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Beet juice dressing? See it on a mushroom, cucumber, and the side of the plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21568 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The size of those sliced veggies man. Raw shrooms again too. I swear he does it with half an eye on what people on here will mock the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21568 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 A colleague is having tinned macaroni cheese for tea. It looks and smells like gloopy sick. An old friend from uni once tucked into a canned fried breakfast. And yes it looked as revolting as it sounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I tried tinned moussaka once. It was basically cat food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The size of those sliced veggies man. Raw shrooms again too. I swear he does it with half an eye on what people on here will mock the most. Strange fellow. Mushrooms are full of nutrients when eaten raw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21568 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Aye, but they taste like shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Aye, but they taste like shit Coming from someone who chomps on seeds..... Each to their own and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43234 Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 I have chia seeds in my morning nutribullet. That's why I'm strong like bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43234 Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 Was that meal number 4 yesterday, CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Was that meal number 4 yesterday, CT? cereal, eggs on toast, salad..... I honestly cant remember if I had a mid afternoon during the manure crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 cereal, eggs on toast, salad..... I honestly cant remember if I had a mid afternoon during the manure crisis. That's a yes, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43234 Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 Shoveling manure into his gob to try and get rid of the smell. Probably nicer than raw mushrooms tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21568 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) Coming from someone who chomps on seeds..... Each to their own and all that these are pretty awesome. don't knock it till you've tried it i have tried raw mushrooms - they're rank Edited May 2, 2014 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Shoveling manure into his gob to try and get rid of the smell. Probably nicer than raw mushrooms tbf. I still can't get over the fact he thought they'd "take the smell out of the manure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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