Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43234 Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 I was in there last week. Very very average pub fare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13692 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Are you still on your diet, CT? I can never keep track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I was in there last week. Very very average pub fare. I totally agree, however a tea time combo is basically hard to get wrong. A few garlic mushrooms, garlic bread, chicken fillets, onion rings etc. I wouldn't go there for a proper meal but a local after work snack is ok, particularly given the range of real ales for a pub in the sticks. You still have relatives through here? How weird is it knowing I may know them or have had them in my cab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Are you still on your diet, CT? I can never keep track. Once I shifted the two stone Ive been less hardcore but still eat relatively healthy most of the time. I can pretty much maintain my weight eating this way. I am building up for another run at getting down to 11/7 which will mean ditching the bread and adding a few more lunch time salads in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43234 Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 I totally agree, however a tea time combo is basically hard to get wrong. A few garlic mushrooms, garlic bread, chicken fillets, onion rings etc. I wouldn't go there for a proper meal but a local after work snack is ok, particularly given the range of real ales for a pub in the sticks. You still have relatives through here? How weird is it knowing I may know them or have had them in my cab? Aye my dad lives over that way. Gran lives in Cleadon. My family do NOT get taxis from the entrance of Asda though, that is the preserve of the peasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Aye my dad lives over that way. Gran lives in Cleadon. My family do NOT get taxis from the entrance of Asda though, that is the preserve of the peasant. My main speciality is cleadon grannies as it happens. I know them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 My main speciality is cleadon grannies as it happens. I know them all.For a moment I thought I'd opened the Belta Minge thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 For a moment I thought I'd opened the Belta Minge thread. As I'm months away from being a Grandad I have to say my interest in Grandmas is upping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2900 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 As I'm months away from being a Grandad I have to say my interest in Grandmas is upping but that is not controversial CT, you should be focusing your energy towards great grandma's cooking and her buttered rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Gemmill sweating a bit, now. " What's all this about a new toyboy, Gran?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm now asking all my Cleadon Grannies if they have a TV mad, cycling, roomba loving accountant who looks like the lad off the BT adverts as a grandson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 How can they answer while you're pushing their faces into the pillow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Tea tonight. Home made oven chips, onion rings, battered fish and side salad. Porn food tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29809 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) The entire family made to wait and watch while their food gets cold so CT can take a snap for Toontastic. Edited April 23, 2014 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The family's away for the week. He's got 80yr old Dot round for tea and lovin'. Working her up into a right froth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 You don't want to know what the orange baked bean bowl will be used for later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 " Brace yourself Love, the incontinence pads are warming in the microwave- it's nearly mushroom time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2900 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I call bullshit on those being homemade onion rings. The tomato slice on top of the pile looks like you sliced it with a spoon. Bury that on the bottom if you want your meal to appeal to us. Will not even mention those tasty looking branches you included. Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21568 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Who the fuck eats onion rings two nights running? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21568 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Tea tonight. Home made oven chips, onion rings, battered fish and side salad. Porn food tbf. Nothing like a mountain of raw spring onions with no dressing. Fucking hell man, that's a dire looking plate even by your standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I call bullshit on those being homemade onion rings. The tomato slice on top of the pile looks like you sliced it with a spoon. Bury that on the bottom if you want your meal to appeal to us. Will not even mention those tasty looking branches you included. Oh wait... The fish is Straight Outta Iceland too. Although to be fair to the Granny Banger, he'll claim his post only states the potato chunks are homemade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4542 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Correct. And Granny basher! Come on though lads, the home made chips Maris pipers as well) are superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41521 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 You should try using a knife to slice your salads, instead of a hacksaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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