Where is the strangest place.....?

[The Fish 10972]

Ruffled Pav's hair on a flight from Newcastle London when I was younger.

 

Shearer, Cort, Dyer, Given, Dabizas, Speed in a club in Newcastle

I was quite surprised to say the least, I expected better of Dabizas.....

[Greg 6]

Bumped into Pav in the fruit and veg section in Tesco Extra, Kingston Park and in the same day bumped into Tim Krul walking down Northumberland Street just before christmas.

[Gejon 2]

so from this thread we can deduce:

 

Beardsley shops for a living,

Taylor likes his scran,

Krul cannot drive and is too tight to get taxis,

The cashpoint at Tesco, Four Lane Ends probably runs out of cash regularly,

 

and is probably a fire hazard

[peasepud 59]

Dyer at the cinema at The Gate wearing a basketball vest with Dyer 8 on the back, matching shorts, and jesus sandals. He hit me on the head with a bag of Doritos when he put his arm around the person behind me in the queue for a photo.

 

And thereby getting you an honourary mention here > http://peasepud.com/template.php?story=7

[Kid Dynamite 7181]

Sure my mate said he saw Bramble going to the cinema on his todd!

[Nobby 0]

Saw Shearer Robert Bernard Given and a few others in Baja a few years ago

 

Used to see Chopra in Beyond in the Gate all the time

 

Solano, Bowyer, Given, Bernard, Robert all seperately out in Morpeth on different nights

 

Bowyer in Morrisons in Morpeth at least once a week

 

now my brother sees Duff in Morrisons in Morpeth all the time

 

Bowyer at a BBQ in Morpeth

 

Beardsley in the Pie Shop in Darras Hall

 

Taylor in Tesco Kingston Park

[Kid Dynamite 7181]

Oh i once followed a fit bird round the corner on house of fraser in the metro to get a better look, only to see her stood next to her hubby, kevin kilbane.

[gram 0]

John Barnes reading porn on the plane to Paris for the World Cup in 1998. He was sat in front of me.

Steve Howey sponsored me £20 to do a bungee jump His brother gave me a quid. They were in a pub in Durham.

[Guest stevieintoon]

About 1987 I saw Gazza and Five Bellies at the Toon Moor shooting footballs through the squares, you know the ones, and if you got 3 out of 3 you got a teddy. Gazza got three in a row chipping with his right around the other side of his left foot if you know what I mean. I got two and he patted me on the head and said good lad.

 

Also Kevin Davies in that chippy doon the Quayside on Dean Street aboot five years ago in the summer. I gans "are yee Kevin Davies", couldn't believe it when it was him munching on a kebab. We went for a pint with him as well, what a thoroughly brilliant lad, a bit shy if anything but down to earth.

[smoggeordie 0]

Apart from Krul on the 306, my mate got Mendieta turfed off a tennis court at David Lloyd in Stockton because we had pre booked it for a quid

[gram 0]

....and Pat Nevin at a Cocteau Twins gig in Leeds Town and Country around 1994.

[Kid Dynamite 7181]

I flew down to Heathrow the day after the england match up here and was sat next to wooly from the daily star. he was writing a report for the next day and when i tried to sneak a look he made a big deal of turning his laptop away from me

[ewerk 31221]

Apart from Krul on the 306, my mate got Mendieta turfed off a tennis court at David Lloyd in Stockton because we had pre booked it for a quid

 

Did you ask him for a look at his Champion's League winners' medal?

[Gejon 2]

Apart from Krul on the 306, my mate got Mendieta turfed off a tennis court at David Lloyd in Stockton because we had pre booked it for a quid

 

Did you ask him for a look at his Champion's League winners' medal?

 

 

and his war scars

[luckyluke 2]

Some class stories in here.

 

Pud, have the owners of your apartment block let Martins and Emre move in so the average height of their tennants is under 7 feet?

 

I once saw Dyer in a club, he set a wad of fifty pound notes on fire.

[Greg 6]

Not a player but I bumped into Derek Wright in Osbournes in Jesmond during the summer. Talked to him for about 5 minutes seemed like a nice bloke.

[catmag 337]

Used to live next door to Chris Waddle's brother, Ray. Whenever he visited, we'd go for a kick about on Oxclose school field.

[nufc4ever 0]

Mark Schwarzer in Leeds Bradford airport when my mate and I were waiting for a flight. Massive bloke, and because (what looked like) his missus & her family were of asian descent he towered above them all.

[GeordieMessiah 2]

Mark Schwarzer in Leeds Bradford airport when my mate and I were waiting for a flight. Massive bloke, and because (what looked like) his missus & her family were of asian descent he towered above them all.

 

Assumed we were keeping it Newcastle like, but since you've raised the spectre of a Smoggie, I suppose I could just add that I bumped into (and I mean I really did BUMP into) Mark Viduka and his wife in Leeds a couple of years ago. He looked quite frightened, like he thought I was going to mug him or something. I suppose it was dark, outside the multi-storey car park in New York Street, just behind the market and it would be a prime place for a good mugging.

 

Damn, another opportunity missed.

[Optimistic Nut 190]

Steve Watson in KFC next to the Haymarket about 12 years ago, Steven Taylor outside the Gate, and N'Zogbia in Players' Bar inside The Gate a couple of months ago. Even spoke to the Zog in French saying, "you're better than Duff", to which he simply replied, "I know".

[ChezGiven 0]

Mark Schwarzer in Leeds Bradford airport when my mate and I were waiting for a flight. Massive bloke, and because (what looked like) his missus & her family were of asian descent he towered above them all.

 

Assumed we were keeping it Newcastle like, but since you've raised the spectre of a Smoggie, I suppose I could just add that I bumped into (and I mean I really did BUMP into) Mark Viduka and his wife in Leeds a couple of years ago. He looked quite frightened, like he thought I was going to mug him or something. I suppose it was dark, outside the multi-storey car park in New York Street, just behind the market and it would be a prime place for a good mugging.

 

Damn, another opportunity missed.

 

I bet he fuckin shat himself at the sight of you

[GeordieMessiah 2]

Mark Schwarzer in Leeds Bradford airport when my mate and I were waiting for a flight. Massive bloke, and because (what looked like) his missus & her family were of asian descent he towered above them all.

 

Assumed we were keeping it Newcastle like, but since you've raised the spectre of a Smoggie, I suppose I could just add that I bumped into (and I mean I really did BUMP into) Mark Viduka and his wife in Leeds a couple of years ago. He looked quite frightened, like he thought I was going to mug him or something. I suppose it was dark, outside the multi-storey car park in New York Street, just behind the market and it would be a prime place for a good mugging.

 

Damn, another opportunity missed.

 

I bet he fuckin shat himself at the sight of you

 

Aye. Exactly the same expression as Gemmill had on when I walked into the bar. Absolutely shitting bricks.

[ChezGiven 0]

Mark Schwarzer in Leeds Bradford airport when my mate and I were waiting for a flight. Massive bloke, and because (what looked like) his missus & her family were of asian descent he towered above them all.

 

Assumed we were keeping it Newcastle like, but since you've raised the spectre of a Smoggie, I suppose I could just add that I bumped into (and I mean I really did BUMP into) Mark Viduka and his wife in Leeds a couple of years ago. He looked quite frightened, like he thought I was going to mug him or something. I suppose it was dark, outside the multi-storey car park in New York Street, just behind the market and it would be a prime place for a good mugging.

 

Damn, another opportunity missed.

 

I bet he fuckin shat himself at the sight of you

 

Aye. Exactly the same expression as Gemmill had on when I walked into the bar. Absolutely shitting bricks.

 

What with you sweating like a fucked fridge it was a right old sight for sore eyes.

[GeordieMessiah 2]

Mark Schwarzer in Leeds Bradford airport when my mate and I were waiting for a flight. Massive bloke, and because (what looked like) his missus & her family were of asian descent he towered above them all.

 

Assumed we were keeping it Newcastle like, but since you've raised the spectre of a Smoggie, I suppose I could just add that I bumped into (and I mean I really did BUMP into) Mark Viduka and his wife in Leeds a couple of years ago. He looked quite frightened, like he thought I was going to mug him or something. I suppose it was dark, outside the multi-storey car park in New York Street, just behind the market and it would be a prime place for a good mugging.

 

Damn, another opportunity missed.

 

I bet he fuckin shat himself at the sight of you

 

Aye. Exactly the same expression as Gemmill had on when I walked into the bar. Absolutely shitting bricks.

 

What with you sweating like a fucked fridge it was a right old sight for sore eyes.

 

What shocked me about you was your surprising resemblance (now you've shaved off those ridiculous dreads!) to a certain Mr. Cannavaro. Seriously.

 

Oh, and fuck off with the sweaty Jock comments.

[ChezGiven 0]

Damning with faint praise

 

I was in the same bar as Gazza, Albert, Bez and a couple of others in the Bigg Market around 94. As i squeezed past Gazza, i grabbed his belly and gave it a shake.

 

Not the strangest place at the time to bump into that lot though.

Edited January 15, 2007 by ChezGiven