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  Mark said:
  nufc4ever said:

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:unsure:

 

"too lightweight for the Premiership tbh"

 

How many people said that? :secret:

 

He's a reet beast. Get a propper striker alongside him, and we'll be immense (attacking wise)

 

Give most sprinters a run for their money with those thighs. Just want to add it's nice to be able to say positive things about a big money buy for a change.

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according to MOTD Martins strike was 84 mph over 22 yards

 

Thats an unbelievable speed for a football - a lot of fast bowlers can't deliver a cricket ball that fast!!!!!!!

 

the keeper had a total of 0.53 seconds to stop it - I'm amazed he reacted at all TBH

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  Rob W said:

according to MOTD Martins strike was 84 mph over 22 yards

 

Thats an unbelievable speed for a football - a lot of fast bowlers can't deliver a cricket ball that fast!!!!!!!

 

the keeper had a total of 0.53 seconds to stop it - I'm amazed he reacted at all TBH

 

Fatty Arbuckle dived about an hour after the ball hit the net. :unsure:

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  luckyluke said:

Shay Given is built like a brick shithouse as well. I always thought Milner was beefy but when they were standing next to each other at halftime he's tiny in comparison.

 

 

All footballers are tiny, though, I still remember the first time I saw Gaza up close and he only came up to my knee. :unsure:

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  Fop said:
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Shay Given is built like a brick shithouse as well. I always thought Milner was beefy but when they were standing next to each other at halftime he's tiny in comparison.

 

 

All footballers are tiny, though, I still remember the first time I saw Gaza up close and he only came up to my knee. :unsure:

 

Thats quite a lob

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  luckyluke said:
  Rob W said:

according to MOTD Martins strike was 84 mph over 22 yards

 

Thats an unbelievable speed for a football - a lot of fast bowlers can't deliver a cricket ball that fast!!!!!!!

 

the keeper had a total of 0.53 seconds to stop it - I'm amazed he reacted at all TBH

 

Fatty Arbuckle dived about an hour after the ball hit the net. :unsure:

 

:secret:B):hump:

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  Hatful Of Hollow said:

Steven Reid's against Wigan last year is the hardest shot i've seen in a while, although the ball was rolling towards him whilst Martins had to put a lot more power into his shot.

 

 

Had to be 100+mph that one like.

 

That one is fairly ridiculous like. :lol:

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  nufc4ever said:
  Hatful Of Hollow said:

Steven Reid's against Wigan last year is the hardest shot i've seen in a while, although the ball was rolling towards him whilst Martins had to put a lot more power into his shot.

 

 

Had to be 100+mph that one like.

 

That one is fairly ridiculous like. :lol:

Quite, remarkable achievement by the cameraman to have moved at all before it was in the back of the net.

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  MattM4 said:
  nufc4ever said:
  Hatful Of Hollow said:

Steven Reid's against Wigan last year is the hardest shot i've seen in a while, although the ball was rolling towards him whilst Martins had to put a lot more power into his shot.

 

 

Had to be 100+mph that one like.

 

That one is fairly ridiculous like. :lol:

Quite, remarkable achievement by the cameraman to have moved at all before it was in the back of the net.

 

What was the name of that sports commentator that Spitting Image used to do who always said 'Quite remarkable!' ?

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  ChezGiven said:
  MattM4 said:
  nufc4ever said:
  Hatful Of Hollow said:

Steven Reid's against Wigan last year is the hardest shot i've seen in a while, although the ball was rolling towards him whilst Martins had to put a lot more power into his shot.

 

 

Had to be 100+mph that one like.

 

That one is fairly ridiculous like. :lol:

Quite, remarkable achievement by the cameraman to have moved at all before it was in the back of the net.

 

What was the name of that sports commentator that Spitting Image used to do who always said 'Quite remarkable!' ?

 

David Coleman

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  MattM4 said:
  nufc4ever said:
  Hatful Of Hollow said:

Steven Reid's against Wigan last year is the hardest shot i've seen in a while, although the ball was rolling towards him whilst Martins had to put a lot more power into his shot.

 

 

Had to be 100+mph that one like.

 

That one is fairly ridiculous like. :lol:

Quite, remarkable achievement by the cameraman to have moved at all before it was in the back of the net.

 

I think he was taking cover and he moved the camera by accident!

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