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Beehaaaaaaatch! Isn't the weather minging? :lol: I'm sat here in bed and I think I've just decided not to bother going in today on account of the rain. ;)

 

It's never let up all night. It's been lashing down for at least 8 hours. I don't believe I brought a coat to work with me last night either... :lol:

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I've got a wireless laptop you beardy numpty! It's not like I'm sat here with dreadlocks, a body piercing fetish and a ginger beard. Now THAT'S a problem that would require help. :lol:

Of course, why didn't I think of that???

You twat log off, get out of bed and get a life.

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Beehaaaaaaatch! Isn't the weather minging? ;) I'm sat here in bed and I think I've just decided not to bother going in today on account of the rain. :lol:

In bed, on-line???

You thought about getting help for your problem Scotty? :lol:

Go back to sleep you freak.

 

Hey mister! I was talking to my cousin last night who was in Sydney for New Year on his honeymoon. They were wondering what the point of the giant bear was outside the Lowenbrau place in The Rocks? :lol: They also spent an evening in The Orient listening to a crap band. Can't say I've ever done that myself like.... :lol:

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Beehaaaaaaatch! Isn't the weather minging? :lol: I'm sat here in bed and I think I've just decided not to bother going in today on account of the rain. :lol:

 

It's never let up all night. It's been lashing down for at least 8 hours. I don't believe I brought a coat to work with me last night either... ;)

 

Oh dear. I got fucking SOAKED yesterday on the way into work. I looked a right cockend as well cos me brolly blew inside out after I'd managed to get about 10 paces from my car, so I spent the rest of the way in getting pissed on and fighting to turn the twat back the right way round. I couldn't get through doors because I couldn't turn it the right way round so I was just cursing and yanking it through the door frame. I felt like Basil Fawlty. :lol:

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I've got a wireless laptop you beardy numpty! It's not like I'm sat here with dreadlocks, a body piercing fetish and a ginger beard. Now THAT'S a problem that would require help. :lol:

Of course, why didn't I think of that???

You twat log off, get out of bed and get a life.

 

Just because you're at work and I'm not going to bother, my chubby antipodean chum. No need to get jealous. Besides, it's FUCKING COLD outside of my bed. :lol:

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Beehaaaaaaatch! Isn't the weather minging? :lol: I'm sat here in bed and I think I've just decided not to bother going in today on account of the rain. :lol:

 

It's never let up all night. It's been lashing down for at least 8 hours. I don't believe I brought a coat to work with me last night either... ;)

 

Oh dear. I got fucking SOAKED yesterday on the way into work. I looked a right cockend as well cos me brolly blew inside out after I'd managed to get about 10 paces from my car, so I spent the rest of the way in getting pissed on and fighting to turn the twat back the right way round. I couldn't get through doors because I couldn't turn it the right way round so I was just cursing and yanking it through the door frame. I felt like Basil Fawlty. :lol:

 

Well you do look a bit like him..

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I've got a wireless laptop you beardy numpty! It's not like I'm sat here with dreadlocks, a body piercing fetish and a ginger beard. Now THAT'S a problem that would require help. :lol:

Of course, why didn't I think of that???

You twat log off, get out of bed and get a life.

 

Just because you're at work and I'm not going to bother, my chubby antipodean chum. No need to get jealous. Besides, it's FUCKING COLD outside of my bed. ;)

 

And what excuse are you going to come up with this morning? Faulty plumbing again? :lol:

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Beehaaaaaaatch! Isn't the weather minging? ;) I'm sat here in bed and I think I've just decided not to bother going in today on account of the rain. :lol:

In bed, on-line???

You thought about getting help for your problem Scotty? :lol:

Go back to sleep you freak.

 

Hey mister! I was talking to my cousin last night who was in Sydney for New Year on his honeymoon. They were wondering what the point of the giant bear was outside the Lowenbrau place in The Rocks? :lol: They also spent an evening in The Orient listening to a crap band. Can't say I've ever done that myself like.... :lol:

Hey there missy. Giant bear??? Didn't know there was one, haven't been there since you were in town but I'll find out as I'm down the road from there on Saturday night for a buck's party.

As for the Orient, well you tourists will go into strange places.

 

(Is P working in the same hospital as you now? Why not get him to bring you a coat?)

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Beehaaaaaaatch! Isn't the weather minging? :lol: I'm sat here in bed and I think I've just decided not to bother going in today on account of the rain. :lol:

In bed, on-line???

You thought about getting help for your problem Scotty? ;)

Go back to sleep you freak.

 

Hey mister! I was talking to my cousin last night who was in Sydney for New Year on his honeymoon. They were wondering what the point of the giant bear was outside the Lowenbrau place in The Rocks? :lol: They also spent an evening in The Orient listening to a crap band. Can't say I've ever done that myself like.... :lol:

Hey there missy. Giant bear??? Didn't know there was one, haven't been there since you were in town but I'll find out as I'm down the road from there on Saturday night for a buck's party.

As for the Orient, well you tourists will go into strange places.

 

(Is P working in the same hospital as you now? Why not get him to bring you a coat?)

 

There was a fucking enormous plastic bear outside of there man! Like 7 foot tall enormous! How could you not see it?! :lol:

 

And P is at uni at the moment rather than on placement. There may be a brolly in my locker but it's such a fucking mess in there that I daren't dig too deep for fear I lose my arm <_<

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I've got a wireless laptop you beardy numpty! It's not like I'm sat here with dreadlocks, a body piercing fetish and a ginger beard. Now THAT'S a problem that would require help. :lol:

Of course, why didn't I think of that???

You twat log off, get out of bed and get a life.

 

Just because you're at work and I'm not going to bother, my chubby antipodean chum. No need to get jealous. Besides, it's FUCKING COLD outside of my bed. ;)

 

And what excuse are you going to come up with this morning? Faulty plumbing again? :lol:

Is that why can't get a girlfriend?

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There was a fucking enormous plastic bear outside of there man! Like 7 foot tall enormous! How could you not see it?! :lol:

 

And P is at uni at the moment rather than on placement. There may be a brolly in my locker but it's such a fucking mess in there that I daren't dig too deep for fear I lose my arm ;)

They see weissbier there, that's how one could not see it :lol:

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That doesn't prove me wrong. It proves that the idiot that wrote that book doesn't know the origin of the word either. :lol: I never disputed that that's the recognised geordie spelling. It just so happens that it makes no sense to spell it that way. :lol:

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That doesn't prove me wrong. It proves that the idiot that wrote that book doesn't know the origin of the word either. :razz: I never disputed that that's the recognised geordie spelling. It just so happens that it makes no sense to spell it that way. B)

 

Yes, whatever! Careful you don't tip your breakfast tray over when you get down off your high horse :razz: Have you phoned work yet to tell them that you can't possibly come in as it's raining?

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BUT! did you know that the origins of the word are Anglian (sp?), no not from east anglia or whatever but from the Angles (southern Denmark) who introduced their language to our region and changes us from the local dialect at the time which was Gaelic. We've actually retained alot of that dialect. So when people say we're talking slang or lazily we're not. We're talking in the countries ancient language and its they that are wrong :razz:

 

Also! while on the subject, to upset the Picts :razz: among us, Northumbia stretched up to Edinburgh and it was then us who influenced their language ot the other way around B)

 

Here endeth the lesson :D

 

Hello? hello????

 

:tumbleweed:

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BUT! did you know that the origins of the word are Anglian (sp?), no not from east anglia or whatever but from the Angles (southern Denmark) who introduced their language to our region and changes us from the local dialect at the time which was Gaelic. We've actually retained alot of that dialect. So when people say we're talking slang or lazily we're not. We're talking in the countries ancient language and its they that are wrong B)

 

Also! while on the subject, to upset the Picts :razz: among us, Northumbia stretched up to Edinburgh and it was then us who influenced their language ot the other way around :D

 

Here endeth the lesson :tumbleweed:

 

Hello? hello????

 

:tumbleweed:

Geek. :razz:

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Lounging. Spent the morning playing poker, have just had a bath, and now I'm gonna make beans on toast for lunch. :razz:

 

Student-tastic, proud of you.

 

Except for having a bath, you big hom. Did you have lots of nice bubbles to play with? :razz:

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Lounging. Spent the morning playing poker, have just had a bath, and now I'm gonna make beans on toast for lunch. B)

 

Student-tastic, proud of you.

 

Except for having a bath, you big hom. Did you have lots of nice bubbles to play with? :razz:

 

Aye, getting cleaned is not something that the student population are famous for, you winnity arsed scruffbag. :razz:

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