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The world's first desktop cloaking device. Just tap your foot on the switch and choose the applications you prefer on the desktop. Never get caught playing at work again!

 

StealthSwitch is a computer based privacy device that instantly and completely hides applications with a press of a foot switch. The applications are not just minimized, they are made completely invisible. No more minimising applications, turning off monitor or doing those dodgy mouse clicks or ALT-TAB when you boss walks in.

 

With a simple click of the foot switch, you can instantly hide the current window, hide all open windows, hide certain windows only and it can also mute sound plus many other useful settings. The CD software is very intuitive and has many versatile options.

 

The best part is Stealth Switch is used under the desk so no one will notice. It comes with a 6" USB cable - the perfect length to conceal under the desk.

 

StealthSwitch will hide any application, including browsers, Office Documents, Download windows, video players, audio players, Instant messengers etc.

 

Now you can surf the web, play Sudoku, look up company information, program that killer app, shop on ebay and know that your privacy is only a click away.

 

Protect your privacy - Save your job - Use StealthSwitch.

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That's fucking class. :lol: Fortunately I have my own office and the door is far enough away to allow me to either close down any internet windows or at least click away in time. One of my favourite, most brazen moves is the right click - close on the window in the taskbar while the boss is stood at my desk. If you do it quick enough it's undetectable. :lol:

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What does that do like? :lol:

 

Pressing the windows key and M minimises every active window down to your task bar in one hit.

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What does that do like? :lol:

 

Pressing the windows key and M minimises every active window down to your task bar in one hit.

 

 

windows button and D does pretty much the same thing.

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any IT manager worth his salt can see what is on your desktop at any time, with no sign on the remote machine

 

 

as they say in the biz: 'screenshots are irrefutable'

 

Well my IT manager can't be looking or I'd have been out on my ear a while ago.

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Ours have a piece of software on that lets the (useless) IT bods take over your machine to 'help' with problems etc. I changed the settings so they couldn't get on without my permission but they are greyed out now. :lol:

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Ours have a piece of software on that lets the (useless) IT bods take over your machine to 'help' with problems etc. I changed the settings so they couldn't get on without my permission but they are greyed out now. :lol:

 

They put something like that on the PCs at Bishop Auckland College the last year I was there, the jupped up little Hitler that ran the libary fucking loved it.

 

He'd take over your machine and shut it down if you so much as thought about using the 'net for un-course work related stuff.

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A-ha! You've just reminded me that I've got something at home that I need to post that will prove Gemmill HUGELY wrong about something. Watch this space....

 

Proving me wrong is impossible woman. You should know that by now. :lol:

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A-ha! You've just reminded me that I've got something at home that I need to post that will prove Gemmill HUGELY wrong about something. Watch this space....

 

Proving me wrong is impossible woman. You should know that by now. :lol:

 

You just wait! I LOVE proving you wrong :lol:

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Unless you are going to post a picture of your FULL driving license, or a signed "I have now watched Pulp Fiction" certificate, then I don't want to know! :lol:

 

Yadda yadda yadda.... :lol:

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Beehaaaaaaatch! Isn't the weather minging? :lol: I'm sat here in bed and I think I've just decided not to bother going in today on account of the rain. ;)

In bed, on-line???

You thought about getting help for your problem Scotty? :lol:

Go back to sleep you freak.

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