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Gemmill sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.

 

He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

 

"This will look nice on my mantle piece," he decides, and takes it home with him.

 

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.

 

 

"I wish for an ice cold beer right now!"

 

*** POOF ***

 

He gets his beer and drinks it.

 

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.

 

 

"I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."

 

*** POOF ***

 

 

Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.

 

 

He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

 

 

*** POOF ***

 

and Gemmill's back in his office :lol:

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Not sure why that first post came up as blank. :lol:

 

 

I thought it was an example of how much work you do as the joke suggests :lol:

 

 

I thought he was illustrating his contempt...

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