Jump to content

Smeeagain


bobbyshinton
 Share

Recommended Posts

An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office.

 

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

 

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

 

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly

couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

 

When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong

with the way you have intercourse."

 

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and

he says goodbye.

 

The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to

watch again.

 

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

 

This happens several weeks in a row.

 

The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the

doctor, then leave.

 

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,

but I have to ask.

 

Just what are you trying to find out?"

 

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.

 

She's married and we can't go to her house.

 

I'm married and we can't go to my house.

 

The Holiday Inn charges £98.

 

The Hilton charges £139.

 

 

We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA!" :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.