The Fish 11127 Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 ... I will never let a sharp implement anywhere near my cobblers... I wince if a lass has noticable canines ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I've just shaved my head it's cos I want to be more intimidating Nowt to do with going bald then? Nah the blade was still good after shaving his bollocks... Well the smiley's appropriate anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 An Update, it looks like my russian friend isn't the only fella with financial woes, this bloke is interested in pimping my bankbalance to the tune of $44m! that's £22m! I'll have a slice of that cake thankyou very much.. Dear Friend, My name is Mr. Hung, I work with International Bank of Taipei, Taipei Branch, Taiwan. I have a Business Proposal of Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only ($44,500,000.00) for you to handle with me in my bank. This is a legitimate transaction with no risk involved if we work according to as planned. I will need you to assist me in executing this Business Project from Taiwan to your country. I need to know if you will be able to handle this with me before I explain to you in details? If you are interested, do contact me via: ccyoun3@yahoo.com.tw Kind Regards Mr. Hung.ccyoun3@yahoo.com.tw ... hangon... a "Yahoo" address... could it be that this is not a legitimate transaction....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 You're looking at someone with a potential nest Egg close to £100m Reply MR.JOSEPH POON HANG SENG BANK LTD. DES VOEUX RD,BRANCH,CENTRAL HONG KONG HONG KONG. Email:mr_josephpoonhk1@yahoo.com.hk Tel/Fax:+85230141326 I am Mr. Joseph Poon director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business proposal for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client political party official and a business man Muhannad al-Hakim, made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, value at Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars, in my branch. Upon maturity several notices where sent to him, even during the war, which began in 2003. Again, after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Muhannad al-Hakim, his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a gun fire. http://www.iraqbodycount.net/names.htm After further investigation it was also discovered that Muhannad al-Hakim did not declare any next of kin in his official papers, including the paper work of his bank deposit. He also confided in me, the last time he was at my office, that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars is still lying in my bank, and no one will know of it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country, at the expiration of 3 years and 6 months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Muhannad al-Hakim so that you will be able to receive his funds. WHAT IS TO BE DONE: I want you to know that I have everything carefully planned. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary documents that will back you up as the next of kin to Muhannad al-Hakim. All that is required from you at this stage is to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. I will use my position to influence the move of the funds. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will file for claims on your behalf, and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor, for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Should you be interested please send me your full names, private phone/fax and current residential address and finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation. I prefer you to reach me with the below. Email: mr_josephpoonhk1@yahoo.com.hk Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated. Kind Regards,Mr. Joseph Poon p.s. Poon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Do you reckon it might be more realistic if they quoted slightly smaller amounts of cash in this scam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I got a new job offer this morning! URGENT PART-TIME JOB OPPORTUNITY My name is PHILLIP DON a Textile working in American, I want to know if You would like to work online from home and get paid without affecting your present job . Actually i need a representative who can work for our company as online book-keeper. We make a lot of supplies to some of our clients in the USA/CANADA for which i do come to USA/CANADA to receive payment and have it cashed after i supply them raw materials. Its always too expensive and stressful for me to come down and receive such payment twice in a month so i therefore decided to contact you. I am willing to pay you 10% for every payment received by you from our clients who makes payment through you. Just incase you are concerned about how i got to your contact, it was through the American Chamber of Commerce for trust worthy individuals, I was directed on how to make an online search. Please note you don't have to be a book keeper to apply for the job. Kindly get back to me as soon as possible if you are interested in this job offer with your: FIRST NAME: .................... LAST NAME: ....................... ADDRESS: ....................... CITY: ................ STATE: ........................... ZIP CODE:........................ COUNTRY:.......................... PHONE NUMBER (S) .................... GENDER: ........................ AGE: ..................... MARITAL STATUS: .................. CURRENT OCCUPATION: ................. PHILLIP DOn. DIRECTOR. PHILDON INC. AND TEXTILES INDUSTRY LTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47712 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 p.s. Poon Used to work with a lass called Sally Poon. Classic pornstar name. There was a lass from Atlanta, Georgia on the team (who had the sexiest accent ever) and I never tired of laughing at her saying Salleh Pewwwwwn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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