Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Nice Shoes! Seriously, this thread is the most pathetic thread in the history of toontastic! I shagged this lass 5 years ago, i got a letter to prove it look. Honest, ask my mate, phwoar how cool am i!!! You're in a belligerent mood today... Had a drink or something? That really is like the lowest common denominator humour on here now I think i posted 4 arsey comments in 4 seperate threads in a row last night. Must have been in a huff about something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Is it just me that sees SMO as Terry Scott in the Carry on Films? Always appearing as one of the lads when out, ogling women and talking about shags but then uttering the words "yes dear" at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 a Gentleman should never bandy a Lady's name in public............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7048 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 a Gentleman should never bandy a Lady's name in public............. Dont think she is a "lady" though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Well done SO..she seems a really decent, classy looking chick....i mean, you can tell that just by the shoes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Nice Shoes! Seriously, this thread is the most pathetic thread in the history of toontastic! I shagged this lass 5 years ago, i got a letter to prove it look. Honest, ask my mate, phwoar how cool am i!!! You're in a belligerent mood today... Had a drink or something? He's right though, it is a bit pathetic. Isn't it just the usual kind of stuff SMO comes out with tho...?? It's what people have become to expect from the pervy bastard, he doesn't want to let them down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 Fuck me people, alls I was doing is sharing the form of a good looking young lass who I once had the pleasure of getting to grips with. No ulterior motive at all, just a bit crack and some flange for those who appreciate it. Thought I would miss not getting on here very regular but seems I was holding this place in too high a regard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7048 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Fuck me people, alls I was doing is sharing the form of a good looking young lass who I once had the pleasure of getting to grips with. No ulterior motive at all, just a bit crack and some flange for those who appreciate it. Thought I would miss not getting on here very regular but seems I was holding this place in too high a regard! Taken a bit seriously by some me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Actually, I take offence to the use of the word 'girlfriend' in the title when you admit she was just someone you met and put to the pork sword every so often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Reminds me of a mate of mine who whenever we see a pretty girl he say 'ive had her!'. Except on further questioning it turns out he once bought them a drink and then they ignored him for the rest of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Actually, I knew a lad like that. Wasn't a mate of mine, couldn't stand the twat. He'd basically go missing late on in the night then the next day reckoned he'd pulled some stunner on the way to the bogs and went back to her place. The true story was that he blatantly couldn't handle his drink and he'd piss off early to his house...or should I say his parents house...to go to bed on his own. Areshole of the highest order like, and a copper to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Reminds me of a mate of mine who whenever we see a pretty girl he say 'ive had her!'. Except on further questioning it turns out he once bought them a drink and then they ignored him for the rest of the night. Yeah, "a mate of yours" eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Smooth:- Uxorious \uk-SOR-ee-us; ug-ZOR-\, adjective:Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife. It is batty to suppose that the most uxorious of husbands will stop his wife's excessive shopping if an excessive shopper she has always been. -- Angela Huth, "All you need is love", Daily Telegraph, April 24, 1998 Flagler seems to have been an uxorious, domestic man, who liked the comfort and companionship of a wife at his side. -- Michael Browning, "Whitehall at 100", Palm Beach Post, February 22, 2002 Fuller is as uxorious a poet as they come: hiatuses in the couple's mutual understanding are overcome with such rapidity as to be hardly worth mentioning in the first place ("How easy, this ability / To lose whatever we possess / By ceasing to believe that we / Deserve such brilliant success"). -- David Wheatley, "Round and round we go", The Guardian, October 5, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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