Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 (edited) This is a treat as as of Monday wor lass goes back to work so my lunchtime internet access will stop in order to have lunch with her everyday, and my sneaky trips to the library will have to cease too! So enjoy this bit of fanny I once knocked into next week on a regular basis. This is Rachel, 22 from Southampton. I fucked her on New Years Eve 2001 in the Gateshead Swallow Hotel as her husband slept in the next room (don't know what's going on with her shoulders like but if you're concentrating on them and not her undercarriage you want your knob chopped off!): Rachel again: This is the note from her on the back of the photo above, when I met up with her the following month in a hotel in Harrogate she proved it to be true: Now if your thinking he could have got these photos from anywhere, then I've got a vertically challenged friend who can confirm them to be real, his name is Wacky, you may have heard of him before. Edited January 5, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 she seems classy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 she seems classy Damn right, she took it up the arse too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 On this occassion i can vouch that these pics are indeed real and he keeps them under his spare wheel in his motor, just in case his lass is reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 (edited) On this occassion i can vouch that these pics are indeed real and he keeps them under his spare wheel in his motor, just in case his lass is reading I've got a new hiding place for them now ever since a tyre popped and she offered to change it! Edited January 5, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 On this occassion i can vouch that these pics are indeed real and he keeps them under his spare wheel in his motor, just in case his lass is reading I've got a new hiding place for them now ever since a tyre popped and she offered to change it! She's lucky if she changes her knickers once in a while never mind a fucking tyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Average tbh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31750 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 If you can pull minge like that then how did you end up with a bird who a. Won't let you have the internet in the house and b. demands to see you every lunch time despite the fact you live with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Regardless of how good an undercarriage that is Im with Mr Ewerk on this one, lunch with the missus (especially at our place) is the final sign of a man with nae bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21749 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 What a fucked up thread, doesnt make nee fucking sense at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Some cropping required. Not of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I fucked her on New Years Eve 2001 in the Gateshead Swallow Hotel as her husband slept in the next room How come's that then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I fucked her on New Years Eve 2001 in the Gateshead Swallow Hotel as her husband slept in the next room Shithole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 He worked there, says it all tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 She's a cracker. I've just pulled the end off it over her as the wife's just gone to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I think the reason Smooth hates Brock so much is because they're so alike.. "I've had full sex with a real woman" High Five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2837 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Married at 22 and shagging blokes behinds hubby's back. Just the sort of girl you want to take home to mum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Its a good job her shoulderblades look tighter than her spaz hole as I wouldnt want to follow smooth through the tyne tunnel let alone a 22 year old riussian wifey Please tell me you got a shoulder wank off her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Smooth Operator? Sounds like a bitter and twisted thread to me,posting pics with a hint of 'hurt'in them,whats the matter?she not wanna see you again?awwww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Its a good job her shoulderblades look tighter than her spaz hole as I wouldnt want to follow smooth through the tyne tunnel let alone a 22 year old riussian wifey Please tell me you got a shoulder wank off her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Nice Shoes! Seriously, this thread is the most pathetic thread in the history of toontastic! I shagged this lass 5 years ago, i got a letter to prove it look. Honest, ask my mate, phwoar how cool am i!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7048 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 (edited) Nice Shoes! Seriously, this thread is the most pathetic thread in the history of toontastic! I shagged this lass 5 years ago, i got a letter to prove it look. Honest, ask my mate, phwoar how cool am i!!! You're in a belligerent mood today... Had a drink or something? Edited January 6, 2007 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Nice Shoes! Seriously, this thread is the most pathetic thread in the history of toontastic! I shagged this lass 5 years ago, i got a letter to prove it look. Honest, ask my mate, phwoar how cool am i!!! You're in a belligerent mood today... Had a drink or something? He's right though, it is a bit pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Nice Shoes! Seriously, this thread is the most pathetic thread in the history of toontastic! I shagged this lass 5 years ago, i got a letter to prove it look. Honest, ask my mate, phwoar how cool am i!!! You're in a belligerent mood today... Had a drink or something? He's right though, it is a bit pathetic. Isn't it just the usual kind of stuff SMO comes out with tho...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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