Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I was trying to get the attention of this wife I work with who should by rights have retired many moons ago. Her hearing is going and I shouted her name a few times but to no avail. So I said, "she's fucking deaf that wife". To which the blind lad said, "Sorry, you'll have to speak up". So cos he often buts into conversations thinking people are talking to him as they pass I said it again to let him know for sure I was talking to him. To which again he said, "no can't hear you". So I repeated it again. Then again he comes back and says, "Sorry, you'll really have to speak up". And yet again I fall for it. I fell for it good and proper. He is to comedy what Stevie Wonder is to music. Still he didn't see my stick my fingers up at him in response! Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Fancy getting sticthed up off a fucking blind kid, you've a good right to put a hole just under the rim of his can of coke, see how fucking funny he is then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I went to the Chelsea (cup) game with a blind lad, was quite an eye opener (haha). His banter was frighteningly quick at times considering the rest of us were taking the piss out of people/things around us which he couldn't see. Also right outside the turnstile I thought he'd had a right laugh (seen me coming a mile off?) as he'd promised he could get cheap tickets for being blind and I looked down and saw "Juvenile" on my ticket.. still I got in so all was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I went to the Chelsea (cup) game with a blind lad, was quite an eye opener (haha). His banter was frighteningly quick at times considering the rest of us were taking the piss out of people/things around us which he couldn't see. Also right outside the turnstile I thought he'd had a right laugh (seen me coming a mile off?) as he'd promised he could get cheap tickets for being blind and I looked down and saw "Juvenile" on my ticket.. still I got in so all was good. time for the awkward question was somebody giving him a run down of the game as it happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh You're really starting to boil my piss, I don't think i would ever get sick of ramming my fist into your white honky face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh You're really starting to boil my piss, I don't think i would ever get sick of ramming my fist into your white honky face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh You're really starting to boil my piss, I don't think i would ever get sick of ramming my fist into your white honky face. it pleases me I annoy you so much. It just reminds me of the sketch in extras when maggie turns to the disabled girls sister and says 'it must make you happy seeing her laugh like that!' If a non blind lad at work had said that it would be forgotten in 5minutes. But because hes blind and he actually said something funny its like a notbable event! So far today you have dismissed calling someone a 'Black Fucker' as not racist, bragged that your mate had sex once 5 years ago and now this. You really are a mongoloid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47717 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh You're really starting to boil my piss, I don't think i would ever get sick of ramming my fist into your white honky face. it pleases me I annoy you so much. It just reminds me of the sketch in extras when maggie turns to the disabled girls sister and says 'it must make you happy seeing her laugh like that!' If a non blind lad at work had said that it would be forgotten in 5minutes. But because hes blind and he actually said something funny its like a notbable event! So far today you have dismissed calling someone a 'Black Fucker' as not racist, bragged that your mate had sex once 5 years ago and now this. You really are a mongoloid. Intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 No i think he was just born that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh You're really starting to boil my piss, I don't think i would ever get sick of ramming my fist into your white honky face. it pleases me I annoy you so much. It just reminds me of the sketch in extras when maggie turns to the disabled girls sister and says 'it must make you happy seeing her laugh like that!' If a non blind lad at work had said that it would be forgotten in 5minutes. But because hes blind and he actually said something funny its like a notbable event! So far today you have dismissed calling someone a 'Black Fucker' as not racist, bragged that your mate had sex once 5 years ago and now this. You really are a mongoloid. Intentional? Where did i brag? I merely backed his tale up. You really are a cock knocker J69, why don't you fuck off and watch Tron or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I went to the Chelsea (cup) game with a blind lad, was quite an eye opener (haha). His banter was frighteningly quick at times considering the rest of us were taking the piss out of people/things around us which he couldn't see. Also right outside the turnstile I thought he'd had a right laugh (seen me coming a mile off?) as he'd promised he could get cheap tickets for being blind and I looked down and saw "Juvenile" on my ticket.. still I got in so all was good. time for the awkward question was somebody giving him a run down of the game as it happened? He had the radio in one ear and listened to the crowd with the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 He had the radio in one ear and listened to the crowd with the other. Ah, seen a few old fellas doing that as well. At first I thought they were keeping up with the scores in the other games until I was put right after I kept asking one how liverpool were doing (the year we beat Forrest 4-0 on the fnial day of the season to get into Europe) and he gave me an earbashing cos he was listening to the Newcastle game and I kept inerrupting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 (edited) Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh You're really starting to boil my piss, I don't think i would ever get sick of ramming my fist into your white honky face. it pleases me I annoy you so much. It just reminds me of the sketch in extras when maggie turns to the disabled girls sister and says 'it must make you happy seeing her laugh like that!' If a non blind lad at work had said that it would be forgotten in 5minutes. But because hes blind and he actually said something funny its like a notbable event! So far today you have dismissed calling someone a 'Black Fucker' as not racist, bragged that your mate had sex once 5 years ago and now this. You really are a mongoloid. Slagging off Mr Operator for making light of a blind fella, then you go on to call him a Mongoloid? Fuck me, you're a bright spark! Edited January 8, 2007 by Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh You're really starting to boil my piss, I don't think i would ever get sick of ramming my fist into your white honky face. it pleases me I annoy you so much. It just reminds me of the sketch in extras when maggie turns to the disabled girls sister and says 'it must make you happy seeing her laugh like that!' If a non blind lad at work had said that it would be forgotten in 5minutes. But because hes blind and he actually said something funny its like a notbable event! So far today you have dismissed calling someone a 'Black Fucker' as not racist, bragged that your mate had sex once 5 years ago and now this. You really are a mongoloid. Slagging off Mr Operator for making light of a blind fella, then you go on to call him a Mongoloid? Fuck me, you're a bright spark! The kid is a top shelf pric, he was hoping to see someone sacked from their job the other day, shows the stamp of him tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Skirge works at SO's place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Skirge works at SO's place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4104 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Slightly off topic but does anyone remember how Mongoloid was the way people described downs syndrome kids. TBH it must have been completely shite to be a non white or non able bodied or gay person in the 70's and early 80's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh You're really starting to boil my piss, I don't think i would ever get sick of ramming my fist into your white honky face. it pleases me I annoy you so much. It just reminds me of the sketch in extras when maggie turns to the disabled girls sister and says 'it must make you happy seeing her laugh like that!' If a non blind lad at work had said that it would be forgotten in 5minutes. But because hes blind and he actually said something funny its like a notbable event! So far today you have dismissed calling someone a 'Black Fucker' as not racist, bragged that your mate had sex once 5 years ago and now this. You really are a mongoloid. Slagging off Mr Operator for making light of a blind fella, then you go on to call him a Mongoloid? Fuck me, you're a bright spark! The kid is a top shelf pric, he was hoping to see someone sacked from their job the other day, shows the stamp of him tbh. You do talk shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I'm a bit jealous of Wacky's hate for J69 tbh I miss the days when he used to pick on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Many a true word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 The kid is a top shelf pric, he was hoping to see someone sacked from their job the other day, shows the stamp of him tbh. You do talk shite in the "I might be getting reported at work..." thread A simple 'sorry mate, it was a daft thing to say' would have sorted it there and then. I hope you get sacked tbh tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 That's nowt, he was wanting me dead before Xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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