Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 What did moths fly into before there were light bulbs? Why do gynaecologists ask their patients to undress behind a curtain? If you choke a smurf, what colour does it go? Who ever killed one bird with a stone, let alone two? How many ways are there to skin a cat then? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? How can something be New AND improved? How come you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed but you can't just be whelmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 If moths love light so much, why don't they come out during the day instead of at night-time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Why is the fluff in your belly button always blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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