Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 It's only temporary but it's true, I've been promoted for a few months! Can't believe it myself tbh. Not that I can't do the job with my eyes shut like, but after some of the stunts I've pulled and my oral warning for sickness absence an all! Can't wait to read Wacky's response to this news after all my antics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 He's on the fries station now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 It's only temporary but it's true, I've been promoted for a few months! Can't believe it myself tbh. Not that I can't do the job with my eyes shut like, but after some of the stunts I've pulled and my oral warning for sickness absence an all! Can't wait to read Wacky's response to this news after all my antics. Acting up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Have they put you in charge of putting black tape on people's desks? Jesus wept at that btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22684 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 They're probably giving you more rope (responsibilities) to hang yourself with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Have they put you in charge of putting black tape on people's desks? Jesus wept at that btw. Dont even get me fookin started on that one An initiative thats supposed to make us more productive and is based on someone calculating how many cases a poerson can do in a day and then getting them to do just that. Radgee can correct me if Im wrong but from what Ive heard it means that people cannot go and get a case that isnt already on their desk so if they run out theres been stories of them having to put their hand up to ask for more, if they need to grab one from one cabinet to clear it as part of something else then they cant do that either so it gets put to one side til the next day. fookin consultants man, they knaaa nowt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Jesus Pud, what a fucking farce! My old man worked for the NI, I can only imagine his reaction to this kind of interfering shit. It would have lots of 'fucking cunts' in it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 It's only temporary but it's true, I've been promoted for a few months! Can't believe it myself tbh. Not that I can't do the job with my eyes shut like, but after some of the stunts I've pulled and my oral warning for sickness absence an all! Can't wait to read Wacky's response to this news after all my antics. Acting up? It's official term is Temporary Duties Allowance, it's only really to do someone elses job as well as my own. I just didn't tell them that I had fuck all to do in the first place anyway! It'll pay for my car tax and mot at the end of the month anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 NI has never been overstocked on common sense after a certain grade. My Dad used to go apeshit at the managers who would suggest some lateral solutions to problems, when in fact the simple, solution was more effective, more sensible and more easily delivered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Jesus Pud, what a fucking farce! My old man worked for the NI, I can only imagine his reaction to this kind of interfering shit. It would have lots of 'fucking cunts' in it anyway. I think you'll find the place already has lots of them in anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Have they put you in charge of putting black tape on people's desks? Jesus wept at that btw. Dont even get me fookin started on that one An initiative thats supposed to make us more productive and is based on someone calculating how many cases a poerson can do in a day and then getting them to do just that. Radgee can correct me if Im wrong but from what Ive heard it means that people cannot go and get a case that isnt already on their desk so if they run out theres been stories of them having to put their hand up to ask for more, if they need to grab one from one cabinet to clear it as part of something else then they cant do that either so it gets put to one side til the next day. fookin consultants man, they knaaa nowt! not to get too boring and go into too much detail what we will have is a "supermarket" stocked with a "product mix" of work based on how many staff you will have working and an average "clearance" figure of 15.2 cases per day when you have completed your allotted amount of work from the supermarket ( 3 bits at a time) then you put up a green flag to indicate you need more work to do then an AA will get it for you....if you have a difficult case that will be time consuming then you put up a red flag ti indicate thus whereupon your boss will come over and check how long it will take you to clear it and indicate the time spent "offline" on a lovely whiteboard supplied for the purpose ......in a nutshell so to speak that is the new all singing all dancing LEAN procedure with begins with the black tape !!!! Don't you just love Civil Servants !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 Have they put you in charge of putting black tape on people's desks? Jesus wept at that btw. Dont even get me fookin started on that one An initiative thats supposed to make us more productive and is based on someone calculating how many cases a poerson can do in a day and then getting them to do just that. Radgee can correct me if Im wrong but from what Ive heard it means that people cannot go and get a case that isnt already on their desk so if they run out theres been stories of them having to put their hand up to ask for more, if they need to grab one from one cabinet to clear it as part of something else then they cant do that either so it gets put to one side til the next day. fookin consultants man, they knaaa nowt! not to get too boring and go into too much detail what we will have is a "supermarket" stocked with a "product mix" of work based on how many staff you will have working and an average "clearance" figure of 15.2 cases per day when you have completed your allotted amount of work from the supermarket ( 3 bits at a time) then you put up a green flag to indicate you need more work to do then an AA will get it for you....if you have a difficult case that will be time consuming then you put up a red flag ti indicate thus whereupon your boss will come over and check how long it will take you to clear it and indicate the time spent "offline" on a lovely whiteboard supplied for the purpose ......in a nutshell so to speak that is the new all singing all dancing LEAN procedure with begins with the black tape !!!! Don't you just love Civil Servants !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So the AA gets to sit there all day just looking for the odd green flag? I might ask to be downgraded 3 grades if thats the crack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 3 Grade WTF, more like one you cunt! Blatantly taking it in the arse of your tail gunning gaffa to get promoted, what did you do? Threaten him with " I'll grass you for the time Wacky gave you a line of coke on the christmas do", then his already unfeasibly slack arse started twitching at the thought of losing his SEO and the only solution was to promote you to AO. Wankers the fucking lot of them, glad i got out, before i was sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 So the AA gets to sit there all day just looking for the odd green flag? I might ask to be downgraded 3 grades if thats the crack! 3 grades???? fooook off man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 So the AA gets to sit there all day just looking for the odd green flag? I might ask to be downgraded 3 grades if thats the crack! 3 grades???? fooook off man! Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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