The Patter

[JawD 99]

Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going to the toilet.....

 

 

Guy says "I think she's nice"

 

Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter"

 

Guy "the patter?"

 

Guys mate "aye the patter"

 

Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"

 

Guys Mate " its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello"

 

Then say "it's a nice day isn't it"

 

Then she will say "Yes it is"

 

Then you say " but not half as nice as you!"

 

Then she will say "Oh thank you"

 

Then the patter will just flow

 

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.

.

.

 

Guys Mate "look there she coming back out, go and give it a go"

 

So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head

 

He walks up and says "Hello"

 

She says "Hello"

 

He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"

 

She says "Yes it is"

 

He says "but not half as nice as you"

 

She says "Oh thank you"

 

 

 

Few seconds of uneasy silence..............................

 

 

 

Then he says........................................

 

 

 

"Been for a shite then?"

 

 

 

 

[bobbyshinton 59]

Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going to the toilet.....

 

 

Guy says "I think she's nice"

 

Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter"

 

Guy "the patter?"

 

Guys mate "aye the patter"

 

Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"

 

Guys Mate " its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello"

 

Then say "it's a nice day isn't it"

 

Then she will say "Yes it is"

 

Then you say " but not half as nice as you!"

 

Then she will say "Oh thank you"

 

Then the patter will just flow

 

.

.

.

.

 

Guys Mate "look there she coming back out, go and give it a go"

 

So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head

 

He walks up and says "Hello"

 

She says "Hello"

 

He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"

 

She says "Yes it is"

 

He says "but not half as nice as you"

 

She says "Oh thank you"

 

 

 

Few seconds of uneasy silence..............................

 

 

 

Then he says........................................

 

 

 

"Been for a shite then?"

 

 

 

 

[Lazarus 0]

Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going to the toilet.....

 

 

Guy says "I think she's nice"

 

Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter"

 

Guy "the patter?"

 

Guys mate "aye the patter"

 

Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"

 

Guys Mate " its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello"

 

Then say "it's a nice day isn't it"

 

Then she will say "Yes it is"

 

Then you say " but not half as nice as you!"

 

Then she will say "Oh thank you"

 

Then the patter will just flow

 

.

.

.

.

 

Guys Mate "look there she coming back out, go and give it a go"

 

So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head

 

He walks up and says "Hello"

 

She says "Hello"

 

He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"

 

She says "Yes it is"

 

He says "but not half as nice as you"

 

She says "Oh thank you"

 

 

 

Few seconds of uneasy silence..............................

 

 

 

Then he says........................................

 

 

 

"Been for a shite then?"

 

 

 

 

 

[Tom 14026]

[khay 10]

Take ur time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

 

The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

 

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down!!

[Lazarus 0]

Take ur time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

 

The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

 

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down!!

[khay 10]

Take ur time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

 

The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

 

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down!!

 

 

[The Fish 11127]

Older than Rob tbh