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Lazarus
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Seen as all you wankers are on the skive, the very least you could do is post some entertaining stuff to get me through the day. The last couple of days on here have been pathetic in terms of amusement factor. Sort it out, you wankers, I can't keep this place going all by myself. :calmdown:

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From the burglar's dog. Quality. :calmdown:

 

Original artwork, though. Pile of wank, most of it. And I used to be its biggest fan until the following happened: When I was about to be made redundant from my last job, I got a part-time position at a well-known art and craft retailer to make ends meet. Miserable fuckers the lot of them, right from day one, with their hand-made this and their limited edition that. So, to take away some of the pain of the daily grind, I made some stickers for their six quid wedding cards, the ones with the little cellophane wrappers that stop the scum public from getting their grubby fingers all over the bits of tissue and bent fusewire. You know what the stickers said? "The message inside this card reads: Please Don't Breed." And you know what they did? They fucking sacked me. On the spot. Absolutely astonishing.

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