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My version was first the worst, second the best, third the one with the hairy chest. After that it got incredibly stupid with talk of golden eagles, golden kettles and the like.

 

Did you live in Narnia?

 

EDIR: Soory to go of topic but how's stuff going with that slag you posted about? I see you haven't posted again so either our advice was useless or she's fucked off.

 

No, I didn't. But I did read the book. It was in Mosstodloch (about halfway between Aberdeen and Inverness) where I learnt this rhyme. (What's with the new spellchecker? And how come learnt isn't a word?)

 

She's still in my life. I told a friend I was thinking about not speaking to her anymore then the friend told her (?!) and she got all upset. Right now we're being very naughty people and I try not to talk about it too much anymore.

 

Mosstodloch? Sheesh, what a fricking shitehole. I know, because I used to live not so far away myself. You'd have been better of living down the road in Elgin.

 

We only rented there whilst my dad looked for a proper house. He found one in Lhanbryde but we moved from there after about a year to Fochabers where I spent most of my growing up years. Elgin was the place to shop (and the place to watch top class football, naturally).

 

Meenzer, Moss (forest), tod (fox), loch (lake) is what it stands for. ;)

 

Edit: Found out the spellchecker is a new function on Firefox. Very exciting.

 

Ah! Fochabers (pronounced locally Fuckerbears)...home to the very fine Baxters food factory - was there a few weeks ago. Then there's on Spey Bay just along the way, which is gorgeous on a sunny day, and then you have the Whisky Trail right on your doorstep. Not such a bad place to grow up, truth be told. Preferred it to where I spent my first few year (Percy Main ;) )

 

Spent my early teenage years in a place a few miles away from you, place called "Keith". Bit tricky sometimes, explaining that you grew up "in Keith". :|

 

No, it didn't amuse me much at the time, either.

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well...

 

German nostalgia aside.

 

is Walliver Scrumping Apples or doing the less exciting, frankly more predicatble, "Shagging a girl who he likes and who likes him, but not enough to break up with her current boyfriend... so in fact he's perpetuating his mediocre semi-relationship bty being the stupid asshole she returns to when she's bored with her current beau."

 

 

 

 

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