Gemmill 44325 Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 When the system went down the other day we had one of the lasses on the phone to the helpdesk talking and relaying things to me. I just wanted to take the phone of her and beat her fucking brains in with it. Dime bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Was it GeordieMessiah on N-O going on about his secret Santa at work where he got a £10 note? The thought that must have gone into that one Aye, it was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I didn't even bother going in today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I've been off since Wednesday. Haven't done a stroke of work since the previous Wednesday though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I've spent the day revising, got my head stuck in a book about cultural transformations in 1920/30s Russia. No wonder I don't feel Christmassy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudger 0 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Ive been off since the 15th of September. Beat that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21250 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Back home after "popping in" to Morrisons. Two hours to buy 30 quids worth of groceries, and I forgot the thing I went in for. Was someone supposed to tell me Armageddon is coming btw? Ridiculous the amount of things some twats were buying for a 2-day holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Back home after "popping in" to Morrisons. Two hours to buy 30 quids worth of groceries, and I forgot the thing I went in for. Was someone supposed to tell me Armageddon is coming btw? Ridiculous the amount of things some twats were buying for a 2-day holiday. I know. Most of the shops are open on Boxing Day 9am anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15379 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Regular Sunday opening times on Christmas Eve I presume? That'll be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44325 Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 Tesco at North Shields wasn't too bad. Got away for half 4 btw, so that bloke survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Finished yesterday at 5pm Walked past that place manc, scary just looking up would hate to be looking down from it Don't worry, she wont be looking down. Just at the ceiling in wonderment. If you flake out as easily tonight as you did on Saturday then the short arsed, half fingered limping waiter may get more than a tip off your lass when he delivers the Moet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Finished yesterday at 5pm Walked past that place manc, scary just looking up would hate to be looking down from it Don't worry, she wont be looking down. Just at the ceiling in wonderment. If you flake out as easily tonight as you did on Saturday then the short arsed, half fingered limping waiter may get more than a tip off your lass when he delivers the Moet You shagged Manc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 You shagged Manc? shhhhh dont tell him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 You shagged Manc? shhhhh dont tell him Ahhh I get ya not really his fault for flaking out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Christmas is gash like [bahhumbug/] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 You shagged Manc? shhhhh dont tell him Ahhh I get ya not really his fault for flaking out though. Oh hell aye, he was out cold waaaaaay before that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15379 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Bloody hell Meenzer, he might be having a very Serbian Christmas and a Serbian Neeeeewwwww Yeeeeearrrr if the reports are anything to go by. Well he got out of Belgrade. But is still stranded in Zurich. Cancelled and rebooked and allegedly taking off in about 30 minutes, but I'm not setting a foot in the direction of Heathrow until the website tells me they're actually mid-air.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I finish on Christmas Eve. Then I'm back in on Boxing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10695 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 whey I got a job in a local leeds pub so threw in the towel witht he call centre. taking a fortnight over Xmas to "get my head sorted" (kick back for 14 days and let some octher mother fucker worry about shit) so if anyone fancies a couple of beer tomorrow/today at 9ish I'll be in Jesmond. giz a pm or owt if you're about. local pubs shouldn't keep letting me in and drinking for nowt.... I like Vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 doenst it feel strange that ya can be away from the office for so long and they wont ring you? and nothing is gona fuckup because ya not there? think ill go in anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 (edited) Tesco Kingston Park was rammed when I went for the first time around 5pm today but I met Pavel Srnicek in the fruit and veg section!! Edited December 23, 2006 by Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 whey I got a job in a local leeds pub so threw in the towel witht he call centre. taking a fortnight over Xmas to "get my head sorted" (kick back for 14 days and let some octher mother fucker worry about shit) so if anyone fancies a couple of beer tomorrow/today at 9ish I'll be in Jesmond. giz a pm or owt if you're about. local pubs shouldn't keep letting me in and drinking for nowt.... I like Vodka Which pub Fishy? Give me free drinks! Did your blerk get back in time Meenzer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30235 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Heading off to Portugal in a couple of hours so a pre-emptive Merry Christmas to one and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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