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MacIntyre's Underworld: The Taxman


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Did anyone watch this?i missed it so downloaded it,and have just watched it :D

Well,he does'nt drink or smoke but he's gotta be on the toot-a-doodle-doo with a twitch n tongue out like that,sorry brian if your reading :icon_lol:

 

 

 

 

Brian Cockerill describes himself as “The Taxman.” Others prefer to call him an extortionist, street fighter and one of Britain’s most terrifying gangsters. He makes a living by “taxing” drug dealers, collecting a levy to allow them to operate in Teeside.

 

Reporter Donal MacIntyre and his team spent several months observing Cockerill as he appeared to operate as an alternative justice system used by those in the area that have lost confidence in the police.

 

Now the Taxman is planning on taking his unconventional style into politics. He’s decided to fight for election as Mayor of Middlesbrough and go head to head with the current mayor, “Robocop” Ray Mallon. Cockerill believes he can use his powers of persuasion to get the voters to back him.

 

Physically, Brian Cockerill is hugely intimidating. In one of the film’s most disturbing scenes, he demonstrates fighting techniques to Donal MacIntyre. These include how to yank out a man’s eye from its socket. To keep one step ahead of his enemies, Cockerill trains three times a day. He’s a 22 stone, steroid-filled fighting machine who claims never to have lost a fight.

 

MacIntyre’s Underworld: The Taxman is a powerful film that reveals a parallel justice system that appears to operate in many of 21st century Britain’s towns and cities.

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40 year old with a 15year olds brain tbh.

 

'....and then i kneed im in the face lyke, and he got up so i nutted him and he said marra, you are the most freakishly strong man i have ever met like, as strong as 6 regular humans lyke . . . '

 

Someone should shoot him and be done with it. I especially like the bit in the zoo when he clicks his fingers and bollocks his wife cos she dared not hear what he just said.

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Bollocks i can't find anywhere to download it yet..

 

Dvd recorders are ever so cheap these days you know :icon_lol:

 

ask santa i'm sure he could arrange one for ya :huh:

 

 

thats why i had to download the taxman one :D

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whos that then?

 

Start taking interviews now?

 

So what makes you think you can do the job on these people mr J69?

 

Well, because no matter how many tattoos a man has, or how many hours of his life he spends in a gym, a bullet in the head is pretty hard to avoid.

 

I always start off watching these shows with a modicum of respect for them. In a schoolboyish sort of way I still think it would be cool to be able to kick shit out of anyone that wants a fight with you.

 

But that soon goes out the window when they start reciting past fights and giving demonstrations about how they knacked this bloke or that bloke etc. and how MI5 have 24 hour surveillance of them, when really they still live in a council house and sell the odd bit of smack to make some beer money for the weekend

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Shooting someone straight in the head is problematic as the head is a samllish target and can move out of the way quite quickly. Best to double tap the body to imobilise them and then shoot the head. Also best to cross hatch the rounds first to ensure maximum damage.

 

:icon_lol:

 

Methinks you know too much! :D

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Shooting someone straight in the head is problematic as the head is a samllish target and can move out of the way quite quickly. Best to double tap the body to imobilise them and then shoot the head. Also best to cross hatch the rounds first to ensure maximum damage.

 

:icon_lol:

 

Methinks you know too much! :D

 

I reckon Wacky's probably taking notes like

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Shooting someone straight in the head is problematic as the head is a samllish target and can move out of the way quite quickly. Best to double tap the body to imobilise them and then shoot the head. Also best to cross hatch the rounds first to ensure maximum damage.

 

;)

 

Methinks you know too much! ;)

 

Did a course on this kind of stuff in the army.

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