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Thought you might like this one:

 

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me

and we all could use more calm in our lives.

 

By following the simple advice I heard on a Daytime TV show, I have Finally found inner peace.

 

Jeremy Kyle proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

 

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't

finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of MmMs , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

 

Yu haf no idr who good I fel.

 

*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

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Definitely works, I've just finished off the next door neighbours dog and i feel a lot better for it and it's definitely more peaceful around here witout it barking

 

Who'd have thought that all it wanted was a wank off a midget? :lol:

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Definitely works, I've just finished off the next door neighbours dog and i feel a lot better for it and it's definitely more peaceful around here witout it barking

 

Who'd have thought that all it wanted was a wank off a midget? :lol:

 

Ah the midget worlds Rebecca Loos!

 

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