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Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.

 

The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Newcastle next win the League?".

 

God Replies, "In the next five years"

 

"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.

 

The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will the Boro win the FA cup?".

 

The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".

 

"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.

 

 

The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Scumberland get back into the Premier League?".

 

God Answers,

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"I will be dead by then!"

 

go on fuck yourselfs Mackem Bastards <_<

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