Renton 21234 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 if I'm right, the ones mocking Gemmil are the same boors who piss all over the shop. I'd take belittlement from that bunch with a ton of salt. Eh, how do you make that one out? He's admitted to wearing, and laundering, cashmeres ffs! I've got some cashmere jumpers, cocknose! Hardly cause for abuse. I'll wear one tomorrow if you like, just so you can check me out in it. Just cos you're too plebby for a bit of luxury wool. Wearing jumpers is gay, let alone ones made of cashmere. You'd fucking know, Larry Grayson! I'm married ffs! Whereas you: Wear cashmere jumpers Drink gay drinks Are domesticated Like San Francisco Are an accountant Anything I've missed? Ginger? I was putting forward the evidence for Gemmill's gayness, being ginger isn't gay. Strawberry blond I'm not sure about mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Burton's? And you take the piss out of 'proles'? In my defence My mam got me £30 Burtons voucher card thingy. Got two Jumpers for £30... they're dead nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21234 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 You lot have let me down. I'm still bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 You lot have let me down. I'm still bored. then go entertain yourself. read a paper on the shitter for half an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2640 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 The stereotype of the grunting Northern male is alive and kicking on this board. I'm gay because I don't piss on the floor when I go to the toilet, I can wash my clothes, and I own the odd cashmere jumper. Effeminate then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44281 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 The stereotype of the grunting Northern male is alive and kicking on this board. I'm gay because I don't piss on the floor when I go to the toilet, I can wash my clothes, and I own the odd cashmere jumper. Effeminate then. Fully-functioning tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 is this the correct time to use the term "metrosexual"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2640 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 is this the correct time to use the term "metrosexual"? If you can take Gemmil's cock out your mouth long enough to say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44281 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 is this the correct time to use the term "metrosexual"? If you can take Gemmil's cock out your mouth long enough to say it. Arrrgghhh!! Make the mental image of that stop!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21234 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2640 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I'm married ffs! Whereas you: Wear cashmere jumpers Drink gay drinks Are domesticated Like San Francisco Are an accountant Anything I've missed? Howsabout, has an artsy fartsy avatar... then again you've got Ewan McGregor so perhaps someone else should point it out, glass houses, stones and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 is this the correct time to use the term "metrosexual"? If you can take Gemmil's cock out your mouth long enough to say it. you've a disturbing imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44281 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21234 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. You've seen me interact? I am under the thumb a bit but even I draw the line at laundry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44281 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. You've seen me interact? I am under the thumb a bit but even I draw the line at laundry! Yes, interact. Basically, I've seen your wife say "frog" and I've seen you jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21234 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight She'll probably read this and glass him tommorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2640 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 She'll probably read this and glass him tommorrow. Radgi is your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21234 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 She'll probably read this and glass him tommorrow. Radgi is your wife? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2640 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight She'll probably read this and glass him tommorrow. So long as she doesn't stretch his cashmere jumper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44281 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If metrosexual means "can use a washer", then yes. Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight She'll probably read this and glass him tommorrow. So long as she doesn't stretch his cashmere jumper... Nobody stretches the cash'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Nobody stretches the cash'. is that a euphemism for you being tighter than a ducks arsehole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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