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The moment every father dreads


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Oh well I suppose it was inevitable, but it doesnt make the sense of shame/anger/self recrimination any less.

 

Maybe I could have been a better Father, maybe I should have seen it coming, but yesterday it happened.

My son came in from school and asked me (I can hardly bear to type the words) "Is it ok if I go and see Iron Maiden"

 

Where did it all go wrong.....

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Oh well I suppose it was inevitable, but it doesnt make the sense of shame/anger/self recrimination any less.

 

Maybe I could have been a better Father, maybe I should have seen it coming, but yesterday it happened.

My son came in from school and asked me (I can hardly bear to type the words) "Is it ok if I go and see Iron Maiden"

 

Where did it all go wrong.....

 

 

Surely it could be a lot worse?!

 

 

Westlife, etc.

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You're in Brighton, aren't you? It could be a lot worse... <_<

 

Like a gay mind reader! :)

Gay minds are the easiest to read. :)

 

Blokes minds are the easiest to read tbf.

 

Fuck knows what the lesbians think about like. In fact, fuck knows what they even do?

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You're in Brighton, aren't you? It could be a lot worse... <_<

 

Like a gay mind reader! :)

Gay minds are the easiest to read. :)

 

Blokes minds are the easiest to read tbf.

 

Fuck knows what the lesbians think about like. In fact, fuck knows what they even do?

 

I asked a lesbian at my work "When two women are in a relationship who nags who". She wasn't happy like.

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You're in Brighton, aren't you? It could be a lot worse... <_<

 

Like a gay mind reader! :)

Gay minds are the easiest to read. :)

 

Blokes minds are the easiest to read tbf.

 

Fuck knows what the lesbians think about like. In fact, fuck knows what they even do?

 

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Fuck knows what the lesbians think about like. In fact, fuck knows what they even do?

So the request "Can I watch?" is made merely out of scientific curiosity? <_<

 

Don't get me wrong, I share their fascination with poontang, I really do, but there has to be more to life than rug munching? If theyre just going to roger each other with dildos then why not get a man in to do the job?

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Oh well I suppose it was inevitable, but it doesnt make the sense of shame/anger/self recrimination any less.

 

Maybe I could have been a better Father, maybe I should have seen it coming, but yesterday it happened.

My son came in from school and asked me (I can hardly bear to type the words) "Is it ok if I go and see Iron Maiden"

 

Where did it all go wrong.....

 

Phew!

 

For one horrible, horrible, second I thought you were going to say he supported sunlun!

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