Tom 14013 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 Im fucking tempted like.. it wouldnt of been that bad had they told me but these cunts go mad if you use theyre toothpaste.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Im fucking tempted like.. it wouldnt of been that bad had they told me but these cunts go mad if you use theyre toothpaste.. pee in their toothpaste tube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Im fucking tempted like.. it wouldnt of been that bad had they told me but these cunts go mad if you use theyre toothpaste.. pee in their toothpaste tube Nah, in their orange juice/cordial.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 IT'S A FUCKING CUP!!! NOW PACK IT IN WITH THE C-WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUP, CUP, CUP, CUP....oh, you mean CU... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Im fucking tempted like.. it wouldnt of been that bad had they told me but these cunts go mad if you use theyre toothpaste.. pee in their toothpaste tube Nah, in their orange juice/cordial.... good thinking batman....or is that nun....or deja vu ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 I need a plan of action like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3517 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I need a plan of action like Did you sort it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Jesus wept, let's have a whip round and buy the student an NUFC mug ffs! You'd think they'd spunked in his mayonnaise and he'd eaten it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 (edited) Jesus wept, let's have a whip round and buy the student an NUFC mug ffs! You'd think they'd spunked in his mayonnaise and he'd eaten it. Just before i read your post, i was going to type, FFs calm down Give me your address and I'll order you one off the website! Edited December 7, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31221 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Jesus wept, let's have a whip round and buy the student an NUFC mug ffs! You'd think they'd spunked in his mayonnaise and he'd eaten it. As I was reading through this thread that is exactly what I was gonna advise him to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 IT'S A FUCKING CUP!!! NOW PACK IT IN WITH THE C-WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CUNTING THING MEANT A LOT TO HIM! NOW PACK IT IN WITH THE F-WORD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 IT'S A FUCKING CUP!!! NOW PACK IT IN WITH THE C-WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey children read this board, less of the swearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 I need a plan of action like Did you sort it? Ready for exectution... It just needs to fall together... I have viewed the crime scene.... The oven door was half open... The kettle was boiled.. and theyre was some gravy granulues on the side, so the fucker must have knocked the cup in the middle of making something anf buggerred off... So il be checking who using gravy...and then.... A few more observations.... and then... Cups start disspearing.... and then.... Chairs.... and then.... SOULS I fucking loved that cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 just spoke to everyone.... they reckon.... the cup can just fall off the side by itself after five minutes... like shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 just spoke to everyone.... they reckon.... the cup can just fall off the side by itself after five minutes... like shite Did you call a house meeting like? Are you like Columbo or more of a Poirot type? I can't believe you've questioned all of your housemates over a smashed mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I'll see your precious mug and raise you a bastarding wing mirror, kicked off me car by some absolute scum of the earth ball sack last night. BASTARDS. Second time this fucking year. Plus had a key ran done the side of it and wor lasses car and had the wheel cover theived off wor lasses car. ABSOLUTE TWATS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I'll see your precious mug and raise you a bastarding wing mirror, kicked off me car by some absolute scum of the earth ball sack last night. BASTARDS. Second time this fucking year. Plus had a key ran done the side of it and wor lasses car and had the wheel cover theived off wor lasses car. ABSOLUTE TWATS. Now that is something to get pissed off about. I've got a key scratch the length of my fucking car from some little North Shields tramp and I've had the lock bust off my car in the past by some utter cockwipe trying to nick it. It makes you so FUCKING angry that some little dickhead would do something like that just for their own personal amusement. Bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I am fucking raging this morning like. I mean me car's not all that but it's the fucking cheek and the bloody hassle of it all. Just had the bastarding thing serviced yesterday and had new pads fitted and she was sweet and running nicely for the first time in about three months and this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Funny funny thread, poor lads devastated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Little twats man. Happened to my car once in Jesmond of all places, and the thing that made it worse that time is that I knew it was a fucking student that had done it. I got off lucky cos the twat had run over a few people's cars - ie. climbed onto the bonnet, up onto the roof, and jumped from that onto someone else's bonnet etc. Thousands of pounds worth of damage just so the fucker could look clever in front of his mates. I just had a dent in the side of mine where the little prick must have kicked it. Just for fun like. Sorry to hear about yours like. Little shites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 fuci manmhbag.....bastida,,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 (edited) fuci manmhbag.....bastida,,,,,,,,,, translation required... I reckon it's the wrong thread.... and the wrong language? Edited December 9, 2006 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 My Mam had her mobile stolen while she was helping out at the kids' Christmas Disco at her school. What's worse is that it's actually my T610. It would be nice to think the twat responsible is now dead, but it's highly unlikely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 what about the fooking cup!!! updates required, is the crime solved dci t keith? and what revenge was used!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Wor lass got her car pinched from outside the house (Walker) a few years back and they found it a few miles from her mothers house in Boulmer, the little bastards had rolled it and seriously injured themselves. What i found particularly pleasing was that the driver had apparently had his ear bitten off in a fight a couple of weeks earlier but they'd managed to stitch it back on but when he crashed the car it had ripped off again and they couldn't find it this time, good enough for him...shithouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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