Zathras 244 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane...as.ap/index.htm NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane. An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened. The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said. "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up." The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane...as.ap/index.htm NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane. An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened. The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said. "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up." The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident. Dirty bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Wallsend lass i bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Wasn't catmag flying to dallas on Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 never mind farts in aplne . id delli belli lst week in london think its the water doon ther or mebys the wine anyways i farted and shit me jarmaz pitty the fuckin dustman poor lad all me m8s did was piss tha pants laughing biatches" then are fuking biatches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 never mind farts in aplne . id delli belli lst week in london think its the water doon ther or mebys the wine anyways i farted and shit me jarmaz pitty the fuckin dustman poor lad all me m8s did was piss tha pants laughing biatches" then are fuking biatches you shit yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 indeed!!!! water sooting doon me leg o me jarmys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 indeed!!!! water sooting doon me leg o me jarmys i'll buy you some bicycle clips for xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 indeed!!!! water sooting doon me leg o me jarmys i'll buy you some bicycle clips for xmas aww fanx xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Urgh Toplass you fucking dirty animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 wish I had read this last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 It has to be said like, nowhere NEAR enough has been made of this thread. One of the female members of the board has confessed to shitting her pyjamas and only about three people have commented on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 All too scared imo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Wasn't catmag flying to dallas on Monday I've just seen this you cheeky twat! And I wish I'd been flying to Dallas on Monday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 anyone lost this ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Seriously though, the more I think about it.... Dorty fucker! And to then just put the offending articles in a bin?! Filled with shit!? Some people, I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Seriously though, the more I think about it.... Dorty fucker! And to then just put the offending articles in a bin?! Filled with shit!? Some people, I tell you. When correct course of action would be what exactly? Stay wearing them? Roll around a little? Like a pig in shit perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Seriously though, the more I think about it.... Dorty fucker! And to then just put the offending articles in a bin?! Filled with shit!? Some people, I tell you. When correct course of action would be what exactly? Stay wearing them? Roll around a little? Like a pig in shit perhaps? Well say for instance you had a dog, and it shat on your living room floor. And say for instance you've got a bin in the room. Just a basket, no lid or anything. Would you drop the shit in it and just carry on watching Eastenders? I DON'T FEFFIN WELL THINK SO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Seriously though, the more I think about it.... Dorty fucker! And to then just put the offending articles in a bin?! Filled with shit!? Some people, I tell you. When correct course of action would be what exactly? Stay wearing them? Roll around a little? Like a pig in shit perhaps? could at least have rinsed them off in the shower or something before throwing them away ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Straight to the wheelie bin I would have thought, divin't particularly want to have another shitty mess in me shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Another shitty mess? When was the last time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 But more to the point, was it on purpose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Another shitty mess? When was the last time? As opposed to the shitty mess I was dealing with in the pj's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 But more to the point, was it on purpose? confused.com ????? yours or TL's ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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