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Not sure when this comes out, but they were on about it on the telly this morning - apparently that little twat off Harry Potter is worth £14m!

 

Anyway, just had a look at the list of most wealthy entertainers, and Graham fucking Norton is in the top ten and is worth a whopping £24m!? I'm at a loss to understand this. Is he the producer on some ridiculously profitable show that I don't know about or something? I thought he was just flavour of the month for a short period of time.

 

Also - I saw this on GMTV this morning where Fiona "Annoying Bitch" Phillips came out with the following classic line. The lad who just won I'm a Celebrity was singing his latest single entitled "Don't let it go to waste". He gets to the end - cut back to Philips who goes "That was Matt with his latest single. Appropriate song title for someone that recently ate a kangaroo's anus." :lol: Alan Partridge-tastic.

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What are we discussing here you rambling buffoon-undeserving millionaires or kangaroos arse eaters? Make your mind up.

 

In the main, millionaires, but anus' are never far from Gemmill's mind - hense his desire to mention the ringpiece.

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Isn't it ani?

 

Divvent knaaa :lol:

 

*gets dico out*

 

According to Collins, it's anuses ;)

 

Is that what you call your dico like? And it talks to? ;)

 

:razz: It has many, many, talents :D

 

Edit: and it's 'too', btw ;):razz:

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Im probably bottom of the poor list to be honest.....

 

Wouldn't that make you rich?

 

 

fuck aye

 

i meant top :lol:

 

 

its early

 

Do you travel a lot?

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Any explanations for Graham Norton's wealth from anyone?

 

Easy, he was "hot" for about five minutes and the BBC immediately offered him a huge contract without actually thinking what he would present for them. All I've seen him do on the BBC is some ballroom dancing program and a topical chat show on at about half 11, licence payers' money well spent IMO.

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Has he not got a production company? Most of them do. Thats where his wealth would come from if so.

 

As for the beeb, I don't think its salaries would account for that sort of money. Angus Deayton was on top dollar a few ywars back before his high profile whoring, but I think he was 'only' on £500k

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Angus Deayton was on top dollar a few ywars back before his high profile whoring, but I think he was 'only' on £500k

 

I think that estimate may be a bit conservative, at the moment Jonathan Ross is on £540,000 a year for his once a week radio show alone.

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Graham Norton gets money from the beeb, but he's got the "So" Production company, plus he must have an autobiography or two, plus his stand up shows and their related merchandise.

 

It's weird how moderately funny people can earn an absolute boat load, Chris Evans will be worth a bob or two, as will Chris Moyles... and they're hardly side-splitters.

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Evans made shit loads by selling his production company (Ginger iirc) to Channel 4 for £75million or something daft like that. Moyles is sub-human scum.

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